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2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK
Stand-Up / Female / Sketch Comedy
"A One Woman Comedy Comet!

SUZZANNE MONK Comedian, Pundit, Revolutionary

Welcome to my comedy empire. Please remove your shoes."

Female
36 years old
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008

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    2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK's Comedian Bio
BioTwo Boob Productions is a one woman comedy sketch troupe. We, the two boobs, do it all: filming, acting, writing, production, editing, gaffer, intern, sleeping with rich producers to get that big break, you know, whatever needs to be done.
WebsiteCheck out my personal page at: myspace.com/suzzannemonk
InfluencesPryor, Tomlin, Brooks, Murphy, Goldberg, Spade, Degeneres, Barr, Kahn, Seller, Python, Chong, Mencia, Chappelle, Burnett, Lawrence (Vicki, not Martin)
MembersSuzzanne Monk - that's it, just two boobs. I do it all, at least all I can. I AM only one woman. Jeez Louise!
TV ShowsStreet Smarts - on the street, looking like a dumbass, answering questons wrong on purpose

Morton Downey, Jr. Show - showing off some of my womens fashions for men

Radio - Seka's New Year's Eve Pajama Party - chatting up the sexy talk

And coming soon.........???????;)

FilmsMy work in film has so far been behind the camera...way behind. Like the investment office. I'm proud to say I raised a quarter of a million dollars for an independent film that was only so good. But you try cold calling strangers for $15-30,000 at a crack and see how you like it. Ah, the joy of filmmaking.
AlbumsCOMING in 2007 - My first ever ONE WOMAN spectacle! I call it "THANK YOU FOR BREEDING! A Salute To America". A satirical romp through pregnancy in America. Coming on DVD and LIVE!!! to a theatre near you in 2007! Check out the flyer...

Be my friend, I'll keep you in the loop;).


    2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK's Interests
GeneralPeople who like me! If you like me, vote for me here!

Vote for me on Bowio.com's MySpace Top 100 List!

-The World isn't going to save itself!

Don't just sit there, do something!

Protect your rights! Support the ACLU!



-I'm a member of American Mensa.

You could be too, if you have what it takes...

Click here, find out!

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-WANNA KNOW MY SECRETS?

Are you dying to know more about me, or even just a little curious? Go to my BIOGRAPHY PAGE. I have stories from my torrid past and my traumatic childhood, complete with photos. Everyone who knows me is doing it!



Groups: NYC Underground Comedy FestMySpace FeministsWorld Can't Wait-drive out the Bush RegimeFUCKSHOESHot or Not GroupDon't Start None,Won't Be NoneCaligrafi the donGhostly Talk Paranormal Talk Radio

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      2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Kingman, AZ
Body type:5' 6"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comedian, Writer, Pundit

    2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK's Companies
2 Boob Productions
Chicago, IL US
Exec. Producer, Owner

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Lies, Damn Lies and Constitutional Crisis  (view more)

WHY I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE and other essays on Color Celebration  (view more)

'TIS THE SEASON (To Push Your Religion on Others)  (view more)

All Men Want Is Sex, and the Other Adventures of Myth Man.  (view more)

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    2 BOOB PRODUCTIONS - SUZZANNE MONK's Blurbs
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What is 2 Boob Productions? Stick around and find out!

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2 BOOB PRODUCTION's Comedy Corner






Check me out on internet radio! Starting May 29th, every Tues. and Thurs night, 7-10pm, at www.on-air-now.com, I play all my funny characters like Liberty Freedom and Lush Rimbaugh on the Peace and PipeDreams Show!



Or you can check out the PEACE AND PIPEDREAMS Myspace Page...Just click here!

Meet Grandma Sex

My classic character Grandma Sex has finally got her OWN myspace page.

Click her pic to go meet her. Or click below to read her blog

www.askgrandmasex.com





2 BOOB PRODUCTION's Playground

GAMES, CONTESTS, AND MORE!

COOL STUFF TO SEE AND FUN THINGS TO DO!

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