Saffie.

Thank you for posting my thoughts on Saffie in your livejournal. Knowing that I will forever be a part of you is like knowing you have AIDS. It's just something you can't escape.

This is the most bewildering, confusing, frustrating, flabbergasting, misunderstandable, betwixing, undefineable profile ever. While I fully understand that Saffie is a combination of both Sammie and Afton, I really cannpt grasp what Saffie really encompasses. Is Saffie merely a friendship? or is Saffie a two-headed deamon sent from hell to enslave the enitre human race? Is Saffie a new trendy mixed drink made with 2 parts Afton, two parts Sammie, and one part red bull? or is Saffie a terrible new sexually-transmitted disease far worse than AIDS, siphilis, or gonorrhea and even worse than all three combined? Is Saffie the fossil of a previously undiscovered mammal from the ice ages that lived on a diet of booze and caffeine pills? Or is Saffie universal slang for two gay guys doing what is commonly known as 69ing? Is Saffie an error message displayed by Windows when too many applications are run simultaneously? or is Saffie a new form of medicine intended to cure erectile dysfunction in older men similar to Cialis or Enzyte? Is Saffie the newest, most thrilling, most fun ride yet to open at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom? or is Saffie the codeword used by Navy Seals to signify an organized flanking attack by the enemy? Is Saffie the name of that little animal that Jabba the Hutt kept as a slave in Return of the Jedi? or is Saffie an encrypted word that contains the code for the world's largest safe in an undisclosed location? No matter what Saffie is, I must reveal its true identity for all of humanity, even if it is the last thing I do. I will not rest until Saffie is explained and I will search until the day I die if I must. Saffie...I will uncover your secret at all costs.

BABIES I LOOVVVVE YOU

YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!
so how are things?

afton!
howzit goin?!