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Two Fertile Inches
Alternative / Indie / Acoustic

"record soon! howly shit..."

Lenox, Massachusetts
United States

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Last Login:  3/10/2007
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   Two Fertile Inches: General Info
Member Since10/24/2005
Band MembersClemens Knieper: Vocals, guitar, synths
Gary Timpane: Bass, BG-Vocals
Thomas Frelinghuysen: guitar, BG-vocals
InfluencesRadiohead, TBS, Anna Nalick, Spill Canvas, Muse... our moms and dads!
Type of LabelNone




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   About Two Fertile Inches
We are 3 guys from Massachusetts. Clemens Knieper and Gary Timpane found the band in october 2005. Songs are written by Clemens Knieper. The lyrics are a collaborative work of Clemens and Gary; Thomas Frelinghuysen is the latest member of the band and plays the 2 guitar and sings background vocals.

Thank you for listening to our music and visiting our myspace page!

-2 Fertile Inches



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hunskee





May 6 2007 11:49 AM

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hunskee





May 6 2007 11:49 AM

Ok so my useless little cousin actually did something useful!  She found
this this website giving out free ringtones! It totally works all you do is only download 9 of the 10 and it wont charge you ever!

Just copy paste this -
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IKE





Apr 5 2007 4:56 AM

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Mar 28 2007 6:57 PM

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hunskee





Mar 19 2007 1:15 PM

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I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM

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Justin Hillman





Jun 20 2006 12:43 AM

check out my studio at http://www.myspace.com/firstmarkmusic
and make friends!
Justin Hillman





Jun 9 2006 8:50 PM

Here are some demo tracks for my upcoming independent debut 'as the sun meets the moon' : http://www.myspace.com/jhillmanmusic

hope you enjoy, Justin @ first mark music
JETS and SNAKES





May 15 2006 8:12 PM

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Justin Hillman





Apr 11 2006 9:13 PM

sweet, MOTU is awsome, thats what im set up with.
Justin Hillman





Apr 10 2006 11:34 AM

hey guys. just wondering what you're recording with. I have got a mac based studio set up with Digital Performer and Pro Tools. Once my project is under control, i'd like to collaborate with other people, and do some recordings. Keep up the good work. IM also going to organize some shows for this summer, and I'll keep you guys in mind.
Keith





Feb 21 2006 3:34 AM

time release formula mofo's. please forgive me but i've been world sick for a while.
that guy knows what he is talking about.
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Nick Whalen





Jan 25 2006 4:01 AM

Left Right kills it.
tmoney





Jan 22 2006 4:33 AM

awesome job on the new song.
Beautiful Disaster





Jan 17 2006 7:04 PM

i love love love your new song..its wicked guys!!!!!! I will be back in town like spring breakish or for BCD grad so i can see my class graduuate without me..sad panda....haha love you three
Focus!





Dec 23 2005 11:04 PM

i really love your new song "your everything" i love the songs that you guys have that have more of a melody base
Smile like you mean it





Dec 23 2005 7:50 AM


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Dec 10 2005 9:44 AM

Hi! Thanks for the add!!
"xXCHRISXx" {LA FAMILA}





Dec 9 2005 3:03 AM

hey wats up???
i think u should let me download ur music, lol
so i can put it in my music box thingy
faraway





Dec 6 2005 10:15 PM

"xXCHRISXx" {LA FAMILA}





Dec 6 2005 4:41 AM

wow i cant wait till u guys amke an album i would so get it keep up the good work come to vegas soon! peace
chris
Smile like you mean it





Dec 5 2005 11:17 PM

hey there

ill tell as many of my friends about you guys, dont worry by the end of the week youll have so many friends you'll cry *smiles*

XmarthaX
Emily ♥





Dec 5 2005 10:12 PM

Hey guys.
Thanks for the add :)
Just commenting you back.
I really like your sound.
Keep up the good work,
I shall introduce you to my friends also,
that are into the same stuff as me :o)
KEEP IN TOUCH!
Last-n-Line [OLD PAGE]





Dec 5 2005 3:02 AM

Hey guys! thanks for the comment.. appreciate it! Really digging your music as well! keep up the great work and keep in touch!

Aaron, LAST-N-LINE
-Kate-





Dec 4 2005 7:26 PM

Hey thanks for the updates :)
roller pig





Dec 4 2005 4:51 AM

hey...yeah i checked out your new songs. theyre great. really deep and beautiful. id buy ure album! keep up the good work

nadia xoxo
Branwen





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roller pig





Nov 29 2005 7:14 AM

thanks for the add-age! hit me back sometime

nadia xoxo
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Nov 26 2005 10:09 PM

wow i love yalls new song its great
"xXCHRISXx" {LA FAMILA}





Nov 26 2005 9:04 PM

wow u guys r really awsome i luv ur new song but my fav is still told us not to
u guys know how unconvert a music page to a regular myspace page??
if u guys know how to i would so put u in my page
Waves





Nov 19 2005 9:31 AM

see now i can see! keep singing so i can hear...
Passion Coolnessâ„¢





Nov 17 2005 9:17 PM

hi
Shaunessy





Nov 15 2005 7:37 PM

WELL......HELLO THERE. :)
FIVESTAR





Nov 13 2005 12:06 AM

yo yo sounds real good!



andrea





Nov 12 2005 8:52 PM

hey thanks for the request!! your music is beautiful!! its amazing <3 well anyways, juss stoppin by to show the love! ttyl
"xXCHRISXx" {LA FAMILA}





Nov 10 2005 10:25 PM

thanx for the add, i luv ur songs, their really good i could so c a sick ass video for told us not to, commet back if u have the time
RUBMYFANNY





Nov 9 2005 1:46 PM

thanks for the add
THE MORNING BELL





Nov 9 2005 1:20 AM

WOw nice Acoustic sounds!!
ur playing "Unintended" is very good!
(You prize quietness.)
thanks for the add request:)
Keep up the good work!!
The Transfer [08-30-08 @ The Crofoot]


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Nov 8 2005 5:16 PM


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rock out anytime- Justin


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Nov 8 2005 4:05 PM

QUE TAL FERTILE INCHES!!!

CHINGON POR SU MUSICA

UN SALUDO Y TODA LA BUENA

VIBRA DESDE MEXICO!!!

ATTE.

LOS COHETE
Nick Whalen





Nov 8 2005 2:49 PM

what a rocker. what a fucking rocker.
IKE





Nov 6 2005 8:15 PM

Hey guys!

Melodrome





Nov 5 2005 8:58 PM

Hi
I love it
Peace, Jesko
murdah la corpsse





Oct 31 2005 3:52 AM

well well wellllllllll good jams continue with it
love,
murder, the corpse
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