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Two Girls For Five Bucks's Interests
General
Drinking wine and talking about ourselves.
Music
Adagio for Strings, Wilson Phillips, Yvonne Fair, 50 Cent, and George Michael...oh wait, Carly Simon, but only her work from the 80's.
Movies
Working Girl, Joe Vs. The Volcano, An Inconvenient Truth...and Daiva's obsessed with Dirty Dancing (which is on tv as she types)She cries at the end every single time. Why can't she be Baby? Why can't she find someone to pick her up...over his head...in the water?! WHY?! Ok, that's all.
Television
TV is for pussies unless it features Oprah.
Books
Human Resource Management (9th Edition)
How to Find the Love of Your Life: A Step-by-Step Program That Really Works
Diane Warner's Big Book of Parties: Creative Party Planning for Every Occasion
He's Just Not That Into You
About me: TWO GIRLS FOR FIVE BUCKS AND ONE CUP
Two Girls live at Sketchubator
Cathleen sometimes makes a funny noise when she drinks juice. Daiva eats an absurd amount of candy.
Two Girls For Five Bucks is Cathleen Carr and Daiva Deupree, a critically acclaimed and widely celebrated two-woman comedy burlesque that takes the audience on a hilarious romp of loneliness, insecurity, and desperation. The titular two have been featured at comedy festivals across the country, including the LA Comedy Fest and SketchFest NYC. They can be seen monthly at New York's Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Carr and Deupree, with their provocative on-stage chemistry, are adept at portraying devastatingly comical ladies frantically trying to make their way through the world. Appealing for everyone, the Boston Metro says, "Unlike most of the female-oriented fare we've seen, this show is at least as much fun for men as it is for women." Weaving their sketches, stories, and songs into a cozy quilt of delightful shame, Two Girls For Five Bucks makes falling out of love sexy...again.
www.twogirlsforfivebucks.com
The new episode of Stories From Goddard is out and features Cathleen Carr and Two Girls For Five Bucks. Listen below or go to http://storiesfromgoddard. com.
Put your beads on, its time to sing a song About the Hippie Christmas Eve Pass the Chex Mix, crank the Hendrix, Its way too early now to sleep
Seasons turning, bras are burning Smell of patchouli in the air Let it snow, we won’t go Are those new dreadlocks in your hair?
Special fruit cake, that gets your mind baked And it sets your spirits free Feeling groovy, Zapruder movie Lets all hug the Christmas tree
Time to pass out the presents, there’s enough for all of us Let’s do something crazy and tie dye the VW bus I don't want to be selfish, hope I get a new Bob Dylan song Oh, look a framed picture of grandma, turned into a working bong
Hair is unkempt, stockings made of hemp Protest signs of red and green Letters to Santa sent, fuck the government Gifts wrapped in High Times magazine
Christmas carols sung, by flower children Mistletoe has been smoked away When you are in the snow, we want you to know We wish you a Hippie Holiday! We wish you a Hippie Holi (don't forget to fight the power!) DAY!!!
Come to Jerkus Circus this Friday! It's our last Jerkus until early spring, so if you've been thinking of coming to a show, this is the one!
Comedy! Contortionism, Magic, Old-Timey Burlesque Dancers, all hosted by two intoxicated girls who may or may not be us! Friday, November 2nd, 9:30 pm, the fabulous Lizard Lounge in Cambridge!
