there's a white guy somewhere. he's got a goatee, and he looks pretty young, like a student.
he's probably got a clipboard or a laptop. or maybe just a book.
he's writing. or he's thinking about writing. every day. every minute.
he's probably got something to drink, too. tea, if he really wants to write but can't.
lager, if he's writing.
and whisky, when he's not writing, and shouldn't be. friends, good times, are good.
I'm That Guy.