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Ty
Stand-Up / Clean / Explicit/Raw
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Male
17 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
Mood: strong Mood Image
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   Ty's Comedian Bio
BioI am Tyler.
Websitecoming soon
InfluencesPlease refer to the photos I have posted
TV ShowsJapanese Documentary on the Revolutionary War. I was a dying soldier. 1992. I was 14. It was really cold. My mom offered me an ice cream cone. Sweet irony. Also two other Japanese comedy shows. Just by chance. Can't remember the names.
FilmsMy dad has LOTS of slides of me as a kid
AlbumsAbbey Road

   


    Ty's Interests
GeneralComedy, Basketball, Movies, Music, Skating, uncomfortable situations, Japanese and Chinese things, F/A-18 Hornet, staying in trouble, Satan, God, Dorks, Dweebs, Computers, Travel, Money, Shorts, Leaves, Sleep, Silliness and Bobby!
Bob's Dirty Thirty Birthday! from shad lambert on Vimeo. Open Mic Signup
MusicBoredoms, White Stripes, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Misfits, Pixies, Wu-Tang Clan, RZA, ODB, Ghostface, John Zorn, Outkast, Melt Banana, NoMeansNo, Miles Davis, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Black Sabbath, OOIOO, Grind Orchestra, Jesus Lizzard, Beastie Boys, Can, Mystik Journeymen, Living Legends, metallica, the cramps, Dead Prez, Dead Kennedys, Johnny Cash, Queen, Public Enemy, Black Jesus, Radiohead, Joy Division, The Cure, T-Rex, Redman, Primus, Rolling Stones, Velvet Underground, The Wipers, Black Sabbath, Jimmi Hendrix, Beck, Doors, CCR, Dr. Dre, Weezer, Pizzcato 5, Naked City, Del Tron 3030, DJ Pica Pica Pica (AKA Yamatsuka EYE), Sublime, Mudhoney, Space Streakings, Dinosaur Jr., Hanatarashi, ...typical stuff
MoviesIdiocracy, Lenny, pulp fiction, Momento, Comedian, Itchy the killer, Taxi Driver, dumb and dumber, Taiyo no Hakaba, Ikiru, Dodesukaden, shall we dance, Shikofun Jyatta, Akira, Superman, Batman, Bowling for Columbine, Ferris Beuler, lost in translation, seven, let america laugh, all black label and Emerica movies, 40 year old virgin, Raising Arizona, old star wars, Godfather 2, kill bill, top gun, the movies i will make in the future, and many more
Televisioncurb your enthusiasm, 24, South Park, simpsons, shapelle show, Colbert Report, daily show, conan, letterman, NBA on TNT, seinfeld, Mr. Show, Futurama, Mad Men, your local news, cooking with cock-sucker and steve, sopranos, MXC, pimp my ride, family guy, lost, hitory channel, discovery channel, animal planet, cnn, G4, comedy central, military channel, spike tv, cops, modern marvels, extreme machines,
BooksDebbie Does Dallas
HeroesAnyone who does what they want

     Ty's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Lemoore, CA
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   Ty's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
Standup comedy


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   Ty's Blurbs
About me:
Formative years were in Japan. Constantly wake up with Helter Skelter in my head. Can't stand comedians who say "C'mon, people!" or "Alright people?". Don't like alpha males...nor alpha females. Best friends are Bob and Heathy-chan. I cry when I spill milk. Just got a new camera, macbook and car stereo. I have mispellt the word 'misspell' before. I speak Japanese. Love Dr. Pepper! I hate shaving. I like to say 'rad', 'awesome', 'no way!' and the phrase 'You don't know ME! You don't know ME!' while waving my index finder. My space is an apartment. It bothers me that all newspaper headlines omit articles, rendering them grammatically incorrect. I like to take my anger out on automated voice systems. I really hate when people laugh at my jokes. ANNOYING!! I'm 6" 1' and slender. I enjoy basketball, teaching broken English, skate the board, silliness, sarcasm, f***ing, censorship, and smelly noses. Additionalize me!
Who I'd like to meet:

Go to BNQT for more videos.
Hey Kids! football

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Ty has 1567 friends.
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Fu





Jul 8 2009 9:29 AM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
http://www.doulike.us/photos/7502245.html?b=4&w=46

jim rose circus





Jun 15 2009 4:29 AM

yes my facebook got hacked so i have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re
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..FANS FANS FANS this show is going to be amazing..keep checking this site for tour dates and updates we start on the west coast july 3rd
thanks
jim
2009 tour poster
Miss. Anthrope





Jun 6 2009 4:30 AM

Haha, It just looks vintage and that it holds the cigarette in really well! thx.
Charles Allen





Jun 6 2009 10:53 AM

Pete Correale





May 29 2009 10:17 PM

Hey I just wanted to remind you about my one hour stand up special “The Things We Do For Love” premiering this Saturday, May 30th on Comedy Central at 11pm EST. I hope you tune in and enjoy!
Ivy Blue





May 26 2009 10:28 AM

Be sure to download my new insanely sexy new video from iviewsex.com!

Then send me the email you used for the download!

It's a whopping $1.69 so it's not like I'm asking for a limb or something.



Much Love!
Xoxo

Patiane





May 15 2009 7:20 PM

I deleted my other pics ,, i tried to delete my MS account, but it seems like is impossible, so i gave up!
Maija DiGiorgio





May 8 2009 2:38 PM

WATCH THIS FUNNY FREE MOVIE!
Tim





Apr 25 2009 9:31 PM

TyTy picture time!
iYOURSIE





Apr 20 2009 11:35 PM

Reminder: Tues. April 21th - Tues, April 28th... VOTE for Kaamilah to win a chance at perform in a Live Concert at Knott's Berry Farm this May 3rd. Help K believe in her dreams. She needs your support, Thank you Myspace friends. "We Can Do This!" Click the link below to view contestants video entries.


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Apr 17 2009 6:43 PM

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Timo's New Head





Apr 11 2009 8:29 AM

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Happy Easter! Celebrate your weekend : )
~ T
Mrs. Doubtfire, dear





Apr 9 2009 5:55 AM

Timo's New Head





Apr 6 2009 9:37 AM


But this is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have headphones, PUT THEM ON NOW!!
~ T

eMMa





Apr 4 2009 5:46 AM

What's wrong !?! It's Friday come on , u should be happy and have fun :)
Kyle Bufkin





Apr 3 2009 6:18 PM

Hey Man,
How's LA?
215 ENTERTAINMENT





Apr 1 2009 1:10 AM

lol. It's all good dawg. You still my nigga. lol.
COBRA





Apr 1 2009 12:44 AM


From our family, to yours, with love.
fuck face





Mar 30 2009 9:28 PM

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jim rose circus





Mar 19 2009 3:07 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows, writing a new book about the people I meet on the road and wrestling JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS and sinn bodhi formerly kazarny from WWE. If you know any BANDS,circus performers or wrestlers that would like to perform or if you want more info please friend me at our event site
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
Maeniac





Mar 14 2009 3:46 AM

Oh Tytytanic I miss you.
waaaaaaaa
Alexis





Mar 11 2009 6:03 AM

I'm good! yourself?
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Mar 9 2009 12:28 AM

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steve swift





Mar 6 2009 7:38 PM

Ive been good dude, just hittn up these open mics...
but yea if you got your own show that'd be the fuckn best!!!!!!!
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