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  • Tyler Lechner

  • 20 / Male
  • Keizer, Oregon, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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Interests

  • General

    i work at target...its a very depressing environment...but i have 3 beautiful ladies waiting for me at home so its all good

  • Music

    *spanish guitar* bleet di deet doo dee do dididi di bleet di dee doo...god damnit

  • Movies

    listing off my movies would take about as long as watching the extended directors cut trilogy of the lord of the rings. nobody has that much free time.

  • Television

    arrested developement, heroes, the office, seinfeld, weeds, dexter, Battlestar Galactica, 30 rock...i would also like to add...FUCK the vh1 so-called reality shows...

  • Books

    Comics, Tom Clancy, backs of cereal boxes, I Am America and So Can You.

  • Heroes

    anyone who can pass algebra 1 in a single year

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Keizer
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Father, student, Target bitch
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Mc Nary High School

    • Keizer, OREGON
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    2003 to 2007

Blurbs

About me:

Hey, the names Tyler. I have beautiful twin girls, and thats all you need to know.

Who I'd like to meet:

Adriana Lima(favorite victoria secret model) Megan Fox (just to bone) Lacey Chabert (just to bone with megan fox)

Comments

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  • Man DelzerDan Melzer

    Nov 16 2009 5:09 AM

    Faggot we have two tattoos together now. Next step Marriage!
  • Man DelzerDan Melzer

    Nov 4 2009 3:26 AM

    Mutha fucka Im stuck in a random airport in Iraq. DAMN YOU ARMY!!! Anywho Ill be home in like fucken um.... two three days at the most. Travel time sucks!
  • Dan-oDan Leipold

    Oct 3 2009 4:00 AM

    ...totally forgot what i was gonna say..
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Sep 22 2009 4:27 PM

    Go shower. You stink. :)
    Juuust kidding, I just want on your laptop.
  • Man DelzerDan Melzer

    Sep 17 2009 4:28 PM

    So in October youre going to get a phone call. Itll be along the lines of HELP IM AT PDX AND CANT GET HOME!!! Will you respond to this with a IM ON THE WAY MELZER or a HAHAHAHAHA or a FUCK OFF AND DIE or a mixture of them all?
  • Eisner♥HopeEisner Armstrong

    Sep 4 2009 12:04 AM

    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/090831-disney-acquire-marvel.html

    "Breaking - Disney to Acquire Marvel for $4 Billion"
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Aug 30 2009 11:19 AM

    I LOVE YOU :) and your what the frak shirt :)
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Aug 14 2009 8:27 PM


    Photobucket


    Yeah...I can see why everyone says the girls look like you.
  • ☆Alliboo☆

    Aug 13 2009 4:57 AM

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    lol
  • ☆Alliboo☆

    Aug 13 2009 4:57 AM

    happy birthday :)
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Aug 12 2009 7:22 PM

    no...melzer...you probably do...haha :)
    Happy Birthday Pooks! Love you.
  • Man DelzerDan Melzer

    Aug 12 2009 10:28 AM

    OMG Youre like not online. But I am. I SMELL trouble! Or maybe thats my feet. ANYWAYS!!!!
    I love you more than Hannah.
    Ok Maybe I dont I have nothing to back that up with. Except my sweet ass!
  • Eisner♥HopeEisner Armstrong

    Aug 3 2009 10:23 AM

    From the sidewalks, under the whaner where you grabbed my whaner. 
    The sidewalks, something and something and somethiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing new.

    So does that movie come out this week?
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Jul 27 2009 9:26 PM

    Your at work, and I'm bored. So are the girls, they've resorted to biting themselves for entertainment. Apparently me blow drying my hair is lame to them? I hate your laptop, the ctrl key is to close to the shift key so I accidentally deleted my comment like 5 times before I fucking figured it out  Anyways I know your going to get an email saying "hannah left you a comment on myspace, click here to check it" soooo call me when you get this. You'll probably be off though.....eh.....Just in case your not off by 3, I'm meeting my mom at the mall. Oh and we need to do laundry at your parents today....again....I like the second song down on your playlist, Its totally about me isn't it? Love you! Lets watch Weeds when you get home pooter. 

    PS
    I got your birfday present and no its not Battlestar Garactica season free. :)
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Jul 26 2009 11:26 AM

    Little boxes on the hillside,
    Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
    Little boxes, little boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    There's a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one
    And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Jun 26 2009 6:58 PM

    Thanks creep ;)
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Jun 26 2009 6:35 PM

    picture steeeeeealer.
  • Mrs. Greene Amanda Greene

    May 31 2009 5:54 AM

    Hey! Its been a while. How are you doing? Hows your Girlfriend? And the babies?

  • HannahHannah Bollman

    May 8 2009 6:11 AM

    I love you. I HONESTLY love you :D :*
  • Eisner♥HopeEisner Armstrong

    May 3 2009 5:18 AM

    Working at Target is somewhat of a black hole. It sucks you and, and then you feel ded on the inside. Not because we dont get to put the toys away. But because of softlines. And Market. After I get back from the flying around the NW thing, and I have started back at a regular job, I'll see if I can pull you over. Full time, bene's, gym.
  • .:Vixen:.

    Apr 26 2009 11:50 PM

    I have decided that your little girls are growing up way too fast! I cant believe they can stand on their own now! I miss you and havent seen you in ages, so call me sometime soon and we can get together.
  • Eisner♥HopeEisner Armstrong

    Apr 2 2009 4:58 AM

    helluva bike ride today
  • HannahHannah Bollman

    Apr 2 2009 1:17 AM

    I loove you :) and Im excited about our little Vegas vacation!
  • ♥©@®Rii$s$Aaa♥Carissa Gross

    Mar 18 2009 4:45 PM

    no i got a real phone finally! lol ill message you
  • ♥©@®Rii$s$Aaa♥Carissa Gross

    Mar 17 2009 2:36 AM

    yaay! im excited! were doing good too :) Im graduating in 2 weeks and were both just workin at Lucille's still.
    Are you bringing the girls with you down here or is it only you and your gf?