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Reverend Jackal

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is one with the fire amongst the dreamers.Mood: calm calmPosted at 8:22 PM Jul 4 view more

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  • Douglas Lyle

  • 28 / Male
  • KEARNEY, NEBRASKA, US
  • Last Login: 12/7/2009

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Here
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Clown

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • 969 Publishing

    • Kearney, NE US
    • Editor-In-Chief
    1999-Now

  • 969 Studios

    • Kearney, NE US
    • Engineer/Producer
    2000-Now

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About me:

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golden 6
epact 24
watch the weather change...
Word of the Day

Disclaimer: We should all hope and look towards the day where man realizes the sounds exiting his mouth are mostly complaints and a change occurs.

Beta
the good brain waves in small doses


-Don't Add Me IF you're never going to talk to me. I'm not on here to have 4,823(sic) fake friends. you will be removed. I don't mean to sound cold, cruel, or sordid; but I am, so that's the way it comes out.
-Do people actually take myspace THIS seriously? I know my page is a complete joke. If it doesn't make you laugh, maybe you need to get off your computer and play outside with the other kids. You really shouldn't buy anything I say on here. I am a complete smart ass.
-Chainletter bulletins are extremely annoying.
....i'm not one to ever repost bulletins. i don't really care what they're about, i don't have the time...although i do read a lot of them...when i have the time...the lucky ones know who they are. ;)

Philosophies/Ideas:
no, i don't think i know everything, nor do i think i'm better than anyone else..........except for mimes, fred durst, and alec baldwin.
pet peeve:
people who put videos in myspace comments or use them on their profiles. if i wanted annoying noises and sounds, i'd play them. not to mention it makes your page take forever to load

on insults:
sociologically speaking, i find it humorous that when others insult you, it is considered child-like and "immature." however, when it is you doing the insulting, it is perfect revenge and absolutely mature.

on intelligence:
from my experiences and rather shallow pit of erudition and maven i have found that your job--or career--and your age have absolutely no predication to your intelligence level. there are complete morons making millions off of questionable talents and "abilities" with genius' living on the streets. older is not always wiser: my 11 year old brother has more intelligence than most adults.

on writing:
-you should never have to pay for your own writings. don't give in until they are paying you. don't buy into bullshit scams like poetry.com and the variants.

on philosophy:
an endeavor to find the best way of living by those too encumbered by thought to actually live it.

on drinking:
-being drunk is a good disguise.
-i drink so I can talk to assholes. this includes me.
on blame:
when we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has the right to blame us.
-i do not really need to verbally thank you: silence is the gratitude of true affection.
on love:
-i prefer to be alone, rather than "in love," because being alone is better than being miserable.
-a man can be happy with any woman, as long as he doesn't love her.
-death is friendlier than love.
-love can be creepy.
on the art of poetry:
-it is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them.
-a man is born solitary and dies solitary. only the poet lives solitary.
-always be suspicious of things that do not move you.
-i call on thee, Euterpe.
on fame:
each man lives his own life and pays the price for living it.
on punishment:
killing someone because he killed someone else is an oxymoron.
on schooling:
-schools are not for teaching anything. they exist solely to pass on society's beliefs and values to its children.
-it isn't until people stop following you blindly do they become annoying.
on words:
the word is a virus, no internal structure, except to replicate itself.

on religion:
-churchKill
-Check out the Official God FAQ
-Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
groups to help you stop.

on the meaning of life:
the great and mysterious meaning of life is so obvious and overlooked because of religion: sex and death.

paranoid:
-MSN
-Y!
-iCQ		 spiraling:
Gnaritas Profundus



Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 65%
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Who I don't want to meet:
-trolls
-people who bait for emotional support.....
-pop fanatics
-country fanatics
-people who stereotype and label others....oh crap.

Who I'd like to meet:

.. -Hayley Williams
-paz lenchantin
-olivia munn
-lacey chabert
-kristen dalton
-..ernesto guevara..
-..edgar allan poe..
-..arthur rimbaud..
-pete murray
-ed kowalczyk
-..jon crosby.. -met
-..gavin hayes.. -met
-..bill hicks..
-..henry rollins.. -met
-..jesse hasek.. -met
-stacy ferguson
-..j. loren.. -met
-amanda williford
-dane cook
-anyone who is willing to challenge me.
-anyone who is willing to be intelligent. i am a moron. seriously and obviously.

open minded tyros are welcome. :)


let me think
let you think about what?
about girls
and what else?
and money and new clothes
and what do i get?
thirty nights
uh hu?
of violence
yea?
and sugar to love
fucking rock star


and now for some people who obviously don't care how insane i really am:

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