Tyree
"How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes? - fortune cookie"

Male
28 years old
Winchester, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 5/17/2008
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    Tyree's Interests
GeneralBMX, rock climbing, photography, eating vegetables, sleeping, hiking, swimming, anything to do with Hawaii, traveling, freestyle rapping, making people laugh, anything involving Red Bull, the list could go on and on...
MusicLucero, Lucero, Lucero, what more do you need. Small Brown Bike, Swearing at Motorist, David Bowie, Seu Jorge, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, The Grouch, Death Cab, Get up Kids, Lifetime, Jets to Brazil, Beck, MINOR THREAT, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Postal Service, Tom Petty, The Redneck Manifesto, Toadies, U2, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, ACDC, Dandy Warhols, Snapcase, Chain of Strength, Liars Academy, Souled Out, Living Legends, The Killers, and pretty much anything except country. Minor Threat has probably had the largest influence of any music on my life. Listen to them, music is getting old but it still has a message for the ages.
MoviesAnything with the Predator! Bubba Ho-tep, Sicko, Donnie Darko, Trinity and Boyond, Grindhouse!!!, Big Lebowski (thanks Langbein), Usual Suspects, Lean on Me, Life Aquatic, Sin City, Mad Max-Beyond thunderdome, Kung Fu Hustle, Full Metal Jacket, Half Baked, Little Miss Sunshine, Harlem Nights, Napoleon Dynamite, Coming to America, The Departed, Ghostbusters, Goonies 4 life, Original Batman (Keaton), City of God, I hate horror movies, although I have now seen Saw and that was pretty good.

Bmx Videos - Etnies Grounded, Any Animal Video, T1 video, Anthem, Road Fools 1, FBM All Time Low, Trail Blazin, Standpoint 4, Props Issue 50, Soil, BMX Inferno, 1201, Blueprint

Making the Call is a big wave surfing video and those guys are nuts. Watch it and show your respect. Also see Riding Giants. Surfing is the shit...

TelevisionAnything on History, Discovery, or National Geographic channels. Seinfeld. Lou Dobbs. Scrubs. South Park, Discovery Time Channel. Planet Earth series. I've turned into a CNN dork.
BooksInto Thin Air is GREAT! It's my favorite read at this point in time. An Inconvenient Truth, although that's not really a book. I've started War of the Worlds and Guns, Germs, and Steel but that one is very boring. Whenever I'm in the bathroom I read Versus that Hurt or a Bathroom Reader. Well, just finished Fast Food Nation and War On the Middle Classe (Lou Dobbs). Everyone should have to read War on the Middleclass, it brings to light a lot of issues that people may not know are beating the crap out of the middleclass.
HeroesTenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary, Steve Crandall, Dave Macleod, Sharma and Graham, Plyhood Hoods, Trillbillys, Cartman, Lou Dobbs, John Stewart, Robbie Morales, the Dude, anyone planting trees, pad thai from Chinatown, Laird Hamilton!!!

Kimbo Slice because "a niggas gotta eat" and "gotta get my bread"


     Tyree's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Winchester, VA
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:Loser

   Tyree's Schools
Lord Fairfax Community College
Middletown, VA
Graduated: N/A
 

2007 to Present
John Handley High
Winchester, VA
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1998



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   Tyree's Blurbs
About me:
I like monkey heads, cameras, swimming with sea turtles, bikes, rocks, dogs, photoshop, music, shaved cats, shoes with strings, vegan chocolate, rice, beans, snow, wrangler jeans, sales, toyotas, hippie punks, making fun of everyone and everything, jokes that go over the limit of humor, movies, going to the movies, diet dr. pepper (gotta watch the weight), friends, throwing d's on it, seinfeld, green apples, couches, hot sauce, red bull, travel, vegan mac and cheese, tattoos, shows, showers, clean socks, sporks, amy's burritos and pizza, water, c-boost, slam dunks, style for miles, family, funny old people, macs, chai tea latte, road trips, laughing a lot, hats, climbing walls, potato guns, dogs on skateboards, tattoos, South Park, Hawaii, fast moving water, rope swings, anything involving a cliff, Salsitas.

I hate haters, working, when people don't understand me, bad drinkers, people that can't understand what I'm saying, fur coats, loose bowels, people that don't recycle, Van Halen, judgemental assholes,Whitney Houston, mcdonalds, vegan stool samples, people that kill for pleasure, pop country.

Who I'd like to meet:
Al Gore, Lou Dobbs, God, Dracula, old storytellers, Stephen King, Tupac, Matt Hoffman, Edmond Hillary and Tenzing Norgay, Abominaable Snowman, The Gunslinger, anyone from another country.

I'd really like to meet the fuckface in the video below...


   Tyree's Friend Space (Top 24)
Tyree has 126 friends.
 jeremy 


 eriK 


 Uncle Trav 


 AVe 


 Kristen 


 Aaron 


 Jamie 


 Scott 


 The Sprains 


 Arlia 


 Andrew 


 godfrey 


 just jess 


 Matthew 


 Lucero 


 Matt McHale 


 Thee Bunny Rabbit 


 janelle 


 DirtyD 


 Jessica 


 Momm E 


 Kevin 


 Marcus 


 Zoey 





Tyree's Friends Comments
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Kristen





May 13 2008 6:47 PM

I thought this was funny.
Photobucket
Uncle Trav





Apr 28 2008 11:17 AM

wtf
Uncle Trav





Apr 28 2008 12:07 PM

"naked women rub my back and ask me how was my night.
I said bitch stay out my biz-ness, she said when fuck just stay out my kidneyss.
" lol
Uncle Trav





Apr 28 2008 6:33 AM

nice, so what's on schedule for this weekend i've got some friends coming with me and we have to show them how ole Winc gets down.
Uncle Trav





Apr 28 2008 6:24 AM

I'm on tha hunt....for some cunt.
Ugg





Apr 22 2008 6:25 AM

No, I didn't eat Canada, but I shit on it's sidewalks.
Kristen





Apr 21 2008 6:44 PM

Happy Erf Day Stinky

Earth
Uncle Trav





Apr 14 2008 11:03 AM

"a dude is somebody that works on a ranch." B-more's finest right there. (2 fingers) they should've known the "man" was out.
Susie





Apr 10 2008 8:14 PM

Happy Birthday to you... Hope you had a great day!!!!!
Momm E





Apr 10 2008 9:09 AM

happy birthday you old fart
DirtyD





Apr 10 2008 9:09 AM

WTF are you doing for your b-day? You boys and not celebrating... blasphemy I tell you.
Happy Berfday anyway, poopface!
Jessica





Apr 10 2008 8:08 AM

Happy Birthday, fatty!
Uncle Trav





Apr 10 2008 6:53 AM

Happy Birthday fool, dollar and i tried to call you last night but your phone is trippin or something. oh and over the bloom let's take a pic of my dad on the porch with his infamous "2" finger point tellin us tha "man" is out and add it to hero photo album lol.
Katrina





Apr 10 2008 5:27 AM

Happy Birthday K.D.
hope it's an awesome one!
D.S.C. Midwest Division Malibu!





Apr 9 2008 6:12 AM

Hey you silly fuck. How the hell are you doing? You are so goofy. I miss when we were kids and we would harass you. Aww Keegan.
That was good times!
Scott





Apr 7 2008 11:11 AM

Town of Telluride....the other half was covered in snow. Fricking amazing.
Uncle Trav





Apr 7 2008 2:35 AM

yo you coming down here with jamie this week?
Kristen





Apr 6 2008 6:49 AM

Straight from the transcript:

What kind of cat was it?
Who gives a shit?
I think it was a tabby.
Matthew





Apr 3 2008 9:08 AM

Old school JTB, rules!
Kristen





Apr 3 2008 5:06 AM

anal teeth and herpes with a side of chipotle dipping sauce...

too funny.
just jess





Apr 2 2008 5:53 PM

tighta than gangsta beats
Jessica





Mar 28 2008 11:04 AM

a nice ass and a strung-out crackhead spotting you
Zoey





Mar 27 2008 3:12 PM

helllo friend!!! i miss you! :(
Uncle Trav





Mar 24 2008 5:33 PM

anytime should be pretty good except 4-19 wkend imma try and go to miami. check out the myspace page for the valarium it's the new club we work at and see if there are any shows you wanna check out and maybe come through round then.
jermaine and i are comin home for the bloom fyi so put the party pants on lay-away
Andrew





Mar 21 2008 5:04 PM

Damn, I buy your shit? My other bike is for sale.
Come roll with the big bikes
godfrey





Mar 13 2008 2:27 PM

HAHAHAHA! "i swallow" died?! did he get beat to death with a purple jelly dildo?
The Burning Dirty Band





Mar 11 2008 11:20 AM

Lunafish21





Feb 24 2008 9:24 PM

Muah, muah... get em girl. HA
Ugg





Feb 21 2008 8:52 PM

I smell BBQ sauce...
The Sprains





Feb 19 2008 10:15 AM

Mike





Feb 18 2008 11:01 AM

Kimbo Slice is a beast! Have you seen his street fights on youtube?
just jess





Feb 15 2008 3:52 PM

well he thought he just sharted but he really shat himself
Momm E





Feb 14 2008 6:55 AM

Photobucket
Momm E





Feb 14 2008 6:36 AM