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Dr. Tyrone Boomthrust.
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"Tyrone Boomthrust --The Porniest man alive."
Male
28 years old
F**k Mountain., In the Mountain.
Zambia
Last Login:5/28/2008
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Dr. Tyrone Boomthrust.'s Interests
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| General | Not at liberty to say. | | Music | Iron Maiden,
Jazz Flute. | | Movies | Er--Uh--
Well.
Big Sausage Pizza,
Doctor Boomthrust Ph.D
Uhhh...
Tyrone Jones and the temple lake titicaca.
Wait, you mean movies I haven't been in? | | Television | Tim And Eric, Awesome Show: Great Job! | | Books | Karma Sutra. | | Heroes | Peter North, Ron Jeremy. |
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Dr. Tyrone Boomthrust.'s Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Jesusland | | Body type: | 6' 4" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Porn Star -- Entrepreneur | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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About me:
Hello, My name is Tyrone Jarom Boomthrust IX. My name is passed down from a long line of Tyrone's. You see, my family has been in the business of pornography, for over five hundred years. Yes, I am a white man, and yes, I have a black man's name. I'm alright with it. My life story is a long one, and I won't bore you with it. All you need to know is, 'I Boom, and I Thrust'. My Slogan.
Facial Features: Light Blue Eyes, Eyepatch over left eye, looks like a young Chuck Norris, Slight Mole over right cheek. (Distinguishing himself from Chuck.)
Height: 6,4
Weight: 220 (muscle)
Accessories: Brown Fedora, S&W .44 Caliber Revolver (custom grip.)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Heidi Klum -- I'd like to get "all up in dat".
Will Arnett -- G.O.B. II ( on Arrested Development.)
Jason Bateman -- Director and main character of Arrested Development.
Chuck Norris -- To truely see God.
Vin Diesel -- To Truely see Jesus.
Mr.T -- To truely see the Holy Spirit.
Yes, They are the Holy Trinity of Ass Kicking.
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Hello there, Dr. Boomthrust. I've been watching you from afar and I would love to have you as one of our male models at the Blue Pill Agency. You would make a great addition, and I think the girls here would absolutely adore you! Please, give me a call at.. 1-800-BLU-PILL. Thanks, Chump.