Samuel

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doesn't update myspace all that much anymore. Really hardly comes around here, save for one reason, haha. Facebook for the win. Find me there.Mood: tired tiredPosted at 5:39 AM Dec 21, 2009 view more

  • Samuel Vastine

  • 20 / Male
  • Tucson, Arizona, US
  • Last Login: 1/5/2010

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Interests

  • General

    Me, napping, certain women, Star Wars, food, music, people-watching, walking, Germany (mainly the Holy Roman Empire), Japan (feudal to present), anime, manga, technology, video gaming (PC, Nintendo and Microsoft platforms - screw Sony and the PS), cooking, Gothy chicks, interesting clothes, dinosaurs, palaeontology, writing, drawing, messing around with people, trying to be funny, being extremely sarcastic, legos, weaponry of various types, preparing for zombie invasions...

  • Music

    Anything but emo, country, rap, bluegrass, folk... I think that covers it. I listen to either metal or Gothy electronic stuff mainly, lots of classical, real jazz (think Coltrane), lounge-y music, almost anything from the 80s, and Jpop/Jrock. Also a big fan of video game music.

    Favourite artists include, but are not limited to: :wumpscut:, The Birthday Massacre, MC Chris, Psyclon Nine, REM, Blues Traveler, VNV Nation, Rammstein, Handel, Bach, Mozart, Gershwin, Benedictine Monks, Suicide Commando, Funker Vogt, Wolfsheim, Iris, And One, Depeche Mode, Ozzy Osbourn/Black Sabbath, Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, Orgy, Nightwish, Powerman 5000, Pantera, Cruxshadows, God Module, Leaether Strip, Decoded Feedback, backandtotheleft, Neuroticfish, E Nomine, The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, Moby, Sarah McLachlan, Seabound, Aphex Twin, Phil Collins/Genesis, Disturbed, Royksopp.....

  • Movies

    The Star Wars series (even the prequels), all of Indiana Jones, Ghost Dog, every James Bond movie, Monty Python's films, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park III, Godzilla (yes, even the '98 "'Zilla" [and I think the faster Zilla would whip Godzilla, sorry, I love the original, too, but he's just not got the speed]), Swordfish, Rushmore, Gone In Sixty Seconds, Windtalkers (I really don't like Nick Cage that much... =| ), Saving Private Ryan, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Dracula (in most incarnations), Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, the original Willy Wonka, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series (Go ninja, go ninja, go), The Mothman Prophesies, any old Noir (The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, et cetera), 300, Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny, The Boondock Saints, Equilibrium, Pirates Of The Caribbean I II and III, The Three Stooges shorts, Kuroshiya 1, A Christmas Story, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Idiocracy.....
  • Television

    I'm not really big on TV, but I'll watch: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Iron Chef (Japanese version), Miami Vice, America's Test Kitchen, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Walker: Texas Ranger, Invader Zim, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Red Dwarf, Samurai Champloo, Bleach, Ghost In The Shell, Full Metal Alchemist, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Hard Gay, a lot of the shows on the history channel, the news (local, CNN, MSNBC, FOX [when I feel like yelling at the TV]), Band of Brothers.....
  • Books

    I read pretty much everything I can get my hands on in a voracious manner. I'm a big fan of Ian Fleming's James Bond series, Star Wars novels, James Clavell's Shogun, Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park and The Lost World, anything by Issac Asimov, Yamamoto Tsunetomo's Hagakure, Miyamoto Musashi's The Book of Five Rings, and many, many others...

  • Heroes

    My grandparents...

    Mister Rogers (for this very reason):

    "Mister Rogers went onstage to accept the award — and there, in front of all the soap opera stars and talk show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and said into the microphone, "All of us have special ones who have loved us into being. Would you just take, along with me, ten seconds to think of the people who have helped you become who you are. Ten seconds of silence."

    And then he lifted his wrist, looked at the audience, looked at his watch, and said, 'I'll watch the time." There was, at first, a small whoop from the crowd, a giddy, strangled hiccup of laughter, as people realized that he wasn't kidding, that Mister Rogers was not some convenient eunuch, but rather a man, an authority figure who actually expected them to do what he asked. And so they did. One second, two seconds, seven seconds — and now the jaws clenched, and the bosoms heaved, and the mascara ran, and the tears fell upon the beglittered gathering like rain leaking down a crystal chandelier. And Mister Rogers finally looked up from his watch and said softly, "May God be with you," to all his vanquished children."

    Bob Ross; Because he was one calm dude. We could all learn from him.

    I think Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC is pretty cool guy. eh busts pedophiles and doesn't afraid of anything.

    Randy Pausch, for living his life like I try to live mine - only being way better at it. Truly an inspiration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo

    Rodney Mullen, because he basically invented skateboarding as we know it. I won't ever be that good, but maybe if I keep up practicing, I won't embarrass myself next time I'm on Venice Beach.

    "Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names." - Jangotat

    “Time's bitter flood will rise, Your beauty perish and be lost For all eyes but these eyes.” -William Butler Yeats; the greatest poet ever, in these eyes.

    "Those who follow live on their knees, and those who lead will surely fall."

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    "So I be written in the book of love/I do not care about that Book above/Erase my name or write it as you will/So I be written in the book of love." -Omar Khayyam

    "Everyone dies. It's the final and only lasting justice. Evil exists; it is intelligence in the service of entropy. When the side of a mountain slides down to kill a village, this is not evil, for evil requires intent. Should a sentient being cause that landslide, there is evil; and requires Justice as a consequence, so that civilization can exist. There is no greater good than Justice, and only if law serves Justice is it good law. It is said correctly that law exists not for the Just but for the unjust, for the Just carry the law in their hearts, and do not need to call it from afar. I bow to no one and I give service only for cause." - Boba Fett

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Tucson
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Writer/Assassin
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Pima Community College

    • Tucson, AZ
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: Ph.D.
    • Major: Awesomeness and Kicking Ass
    • Minor: Grand Inquisitorian
    • Clubs: Chicken chicken chicken chicken!
    2006 to Present

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

About me:

Hi, I'm Sam. Most of my friends call me that, at least... all my internet friends know me as something completely different, though; they call me Tyrphanax. Or Tyr for short, though a few call me Nax...

I am just an everyday, average, normal person. Just like you. I have no special features or prodigal talents to speak of, there is nothing extraordinary about me. I enjoy parkour, reading, working out until I every part of me aches, drawing, writing, long, thoughtful walks, people watching in a crowded place, driving at night, chocolate milk, sex, watching my dog sleep, cuddling, long naps, doing anything in the rain, LEGO, Star Wars, Republic Serials, watching a thunderstorm, MST3K, technology, tinkering with things until I break them, then attempting to fix them, making money, digging, rolling down a grassy hill, video games, Christmas, talking to people, playing psychologist, guns, traveling, learning something new, nice cars, shopping, women, long baths, history, cooking, good, live music, chopping wood, taking pictures, carpentry, being the centre of attention, being quiet and reserved, telling (good, bad, distasteful) jokes, thinking, love, biking, running until I collapse, coffee, sleeping, and more.

-Sam


Who I'd like to meet:

Most of them are dead.

I have a blog, visit it.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 46%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
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Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

Trait Snapshot:
rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful

Comments

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  • Jan 4 2010 8:39 PM

    Race to 2010

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  • Sep 27 2009 12:56 PM

    Hello Dear Friend,

    Thanks for the Add.

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  • Sep 25 2009 4:24 PM

    Thanks for the kudos on my luscious lips.
  • Sep 19 2009 7:59 PM

    I'm doin' alright. Have three classes and not one is Japanese... this is very depressing. I have a pretty cool art history teacher. Apparently she's an actual archeologist and studied in Spain I believe. I'm enjoying that class a lot. I am enjoying the peace that there is at East Campus this semester.   Lol. I hope you like the Rammstein stuffs because it's just out of control. Lol.

    well if you ever see me and you got some spair time totally stop and say hi!

    let me know what you think about the new rammstein stuffs.
  • Sep 19 2009 6:39 PM

    hey stranger... have you seen the new Rammstein stuffs? there is a single out and a video... I'd have to say that rap stars got nothing on rammstein right now. Lol. you should check it out...

    http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

    and you should just check out the new website. it's out of control. www.rammstein.de

    it hurt my brain a little bit to be honest.

    Besides all of this how are you? I know your at pima east this semester but I hardly see you. makes for some broing times.

    ttyl,
    br1an...
  • Sep 18 2009 5:44 AM

    whats up dude
  • Aug 26 2009 2:43 AM

    ..hello, have a nice day,
    peace, from Greece. best wishes


    Promos & News at:
    www.yorgospontsaris.com
  • Aug 14 2009 5:30 AM

    Livin' the high life eh? Well I dunno if I am going to be going to school this fall... soooooooo yeah... we should chill sometime.

  • Aug 13 2009 8:53 PM

    so what are you doin' with your bday/break?
  • Aug 13 2009 8:29 PM

    HEY SAM!!! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!  how are you? whats new? I know what today is.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR!!!!
  • ALI

    Aug 12 2009 6:28 PM

    Thank you for your friendship i have new facebook page you can now be my friend there alihmusiclife@gmail.com Ali hossein ..
  • Jul 24 2009 8:44 PM

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  • Jul 11 2009 8:12 AM

    Let us know if you can make it.
    Photobucket
    <3 Sarafan
  • Jul 6 2009 2:10 PM

    Now close the windows and hush all the fields:
    If the trees must, let them silently toss;
    No bird is singing now, and if there is,
    Be it my loss.

    It will be long ere the marshes resume,
    I will be long ere the earliest bird:
    So close the windows and not hear the wind,
    But see all wind-stirred.

    Robert Frost
    1874-1963
  • Jul 1 2009 6:05 AM

    Hope your weekend is great! Message us sometime and tell us how you've been doing. :)

    peace
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  • Jun 24 2009 4:31 AM

    What's yo status say man:P
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  • Jun 19 2009 4:25 AM

    Oh nice dude. That was the school I was thinking of when I was finishing up high school. You gonna start there after the summer?
  • Jun 19 2009 4:00 AM

    Nice. So what are you going to do after pima?
  • Jun 19 2009 1:57 AM

    You still going to pima?
  • Jun 18 2009 3:46 PM

    I'm alright. I'm on the road right now, just got into new Mexico
  • Jun 18 2009 3:46 PM

    I'm alright. I'm on the road right now, just got into new Mexico
  • Jun 18 2009 3:46 PM

    I'm alright. I'm on the road right now, just got into new Mexico
  • Jun 18 2009 7:23 AM

    hey dude how ya been
  • Apr 24 2009 9:47 PM

    good:)