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Lord Stabsalot

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  • Lord Stabsalot

  • 100 / Male
  • VIENNA, Virginia, US
  • Last Login: 11/28/2009
  • Online Now!
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Interests

  • General

    HORROR HOSTING, LAUDANUM

  • Music

    THE MONSTERMINATORS, THE SIKH PROGRAM, SERMON OF FOULNESS. ROBERT JOHNSON, SON HOUSE, BLIND WILLIE JOHNSON, BLIND WILLIE McTELL, CHARLIE PATTON, BLIND LEMON JEFFERSON, SONNY BOY WILLIAMSON, LITTLE WALTER, HOWLIN' WOLF, CHUCK BERRY, BO DIDDLEY, THE ONE AND ONLY MUDDY WATERS. B.B. KING, BUDDY GUY, R.L. BURNSIDE, JUNIOR KIMBROUGH, THE BLACK KEYS. HANK WILLIAMS, JOHNNY CASH, MERLE HAGGARD, GEORGE JONES, DAVID ALLEN COE. HANK III, THOSE POOR BASTARDS, SLEEPY EYES NELSON, SONS OF PERDITION. BLUES, OLD SCHOOL COUNTRY, ROCK & ROLL, DARK ROOTS.

  • Movies

    ANYTHING B, HORROR, GRINDHOUSE, ETC. ANYTHING FROM TROMA, ANYTHING IN THE P.D.

  • Television

    HORROR HOSTS, THE SIKH PROGRAM, DEXTER (HE WAS A STUDENT OF MINE), DEADWOOD, THE PRISONER, GARDENING NEWS & VIEWS, THE TWILIGHT ZONE

  • Books

    NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS, THE WHITE CORPSE HUSTLE, IF CHINS COULD KILL, MAKE LOVE THE BRUCE CAMPBELL WAY, ONE FISH TWO FISH RED FISH BLUE FISH, THE MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD

  • Heroes

    ALL HORROR HOSTS EVERYWHERE, AND DAME JUDI DENCH

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Blurbs

About me:

LORD STABSALOT IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL TIME-TRAVELING VICTORIAN SERIAL KILLER; HE'S ALSO A HORROR HOST. HE APPEARS OFTEN ON MONSTER MADHOUSE. STAY TUNED TO THIS INTERNETS PAGE FOR THE LATEST NEWS ON HIS OWN CREATIONS THAT WILL ASSAULT YOUR PRECIOUS MINDS ERE TOO LONG. LORD STABSALOT IS NOT THE MONOPOLY MAN. LORD STABSALOT IS NOT THE PLANTERS PEANUT. LORD STABSALOT IS NOT THE PENGUIN. LORD STABSALOT IS NOT JACK THE RIPPER(IN FACT, HE KILLED JACK THE RIPPER FOR HIS PLAGIARISM). LORD STABSALOT IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES, INCLUDING LORD STABSALOT, SIR STABSALOT, JACK THE STRIPPER, LORD KILLINGHURST, REVEREND STABINTHEFACE, THE DUKE OF MURDERFORDFEILDCASTLESHIRE, AND ALICIA KEYES. LORD STABSALOT IS MYSTERIOUS AND WON'T TELL YOU ANY MORE THINGS.

Who I'd like to meet:

A WEREWOLF'S TAILOR

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