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U Can Unlearn Guitar
Minimalist / Americana / Visual

"Your Midwestern Best Turn. "

Chicago illynoise, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  7/19/2008
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   U Can Unlearn Guitar: General Info
Member Since10/18/2005
Band Websiteunlearny.com
Band Membersme
InfluencesI don't rock under the influence, and neither should you. Okay okay, everyone good that is enjoyed by less than 1000 people. No wait there are some faces I'd like you to consider.
Gerard Klauder R.I.P.
I liked the weavers, and maybe even cisco whatever his name was, but if he doesn't want me to show you the picture, I would have preferred he used porn.
Sounds LikeElvis Presley.
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   About U Can Unlearn Guitar

yoU need TWO Be DEE-Schooled,
The Final Exam is on your deathbed, be prepared to know nothing.

Andrew Marshall Alper was a singer songwriter.
Andy Alper joined the bunnybrains.
The Bunnybrains album "The Sense of Tokyo" is actually AA's "The Sense of Paris."
Bunnybrains refused to play Phi-Phenomenon fest in Miami, so Andy invented U Can Unlearn Guitar in order to pose as an act.
U Can Unlearn Guitar played all over the place for the next 6 years, becoming a brief annoyance to people who like a good noise show.
Andrew took a corporate Job in Alabama and was never heard from again.

Andy left Alabama and moved to West Virginia, still to never be heard from again.


Andy Moved To ChiCaGo, IL May 25th, 2008

Due to specific brain damage, UCUG performs original songs even before writing them, often many times better than that new shit you just got off limewire.

Along with sundry guitar destroying and re-assembling tendancies, these attributes brought UCUG national fame and fortune.

Inspecific braindamage causes Andrew to believe he am nationally famous and fortunate....


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Dumbo





Jul 2 2008 6:06 AM

i need a wrecking ball for my dream apt
GUTTER-SNIPE & THE DICKHOLES





Apr 4 2008 11:32 AM

NO, YOUR breath still stinks of his dick... i don't know if i woke up older today or I am just in a moood , but howcome I never got even KINDA grossed out by the words of that song? HOMECOME Andy HUH??? HOWCOME?
david





Jan 4 2008 10:16 PM

Amanda Green





Dec 30 2007 8:59 AM

i looked at your headline and i thought "...tension mounts in a twisted face
dark clouds in the crystal ball
the screw turns, someone calls"

is it that?????????? hmmmmm? oh no it's devooooooooooooooo
Helenia





Nov 14 2007 3:32 AM

Hey x
Kevin Sawyer


Is Online


Nov 13 2007 8:28 AM

just stoppin by to say hello!
Nondor Nevaï





Sep 4 2007 3:28 PM

sights for tomorrow's peoples





Sep 2 2007 10:45 AM


fuck you
Jonah





Aug 29 2007 1:55 PM

megin





Aug 3 2007 6:03 PM

aw boo...i miss you b-b-bad. i redeemed myself. when will i see your damn face? bring your lovely self and crazy deedee to atlanta asap. hearts hearts
Bobby B





Aug 3 2007 12:42 PM

I wuv you too. Too long of a no see. Won't cha meet us in Atlanta when we go on tour in Sept?
gary





Aug 1 2007 8:19 AM

gary made this
The Gothic Bette Midler Vivisection Hour





Aug 1 2007 9:21 AM

Jonah





Jul 23 2007 6:52 AM

dave phillips





Jun 21 2007 8:58 AM


thanks for the request!
best
dp
ladybird





May 30 2007 7:49 PM

rye ruv roo!!
tel (dd)steev heelow!!!
I QUIT MUSIC





May 20 2007 8:56 AM

misss u2!!!!whats the latest ??!!!wanna play miami in july , guy?? (it rhymes ,,,,yeehaw!!!!)
Nondor Nevaï





May 16 2007 2:21 PM

Depart May 17 Thu 1 FLL-BHM 661 Depart Fort Lauderdale (FLL) at 10:25 AM
Arrive in Birmingham (BHM) at 12:10 PM
Return May 23 Wed 1 BHM-TPA-FLL 794 Depart Birmingham (BHM) at 7:00 PM
Arrive in Tampa (TPA) at 9:20 PM
508 Change planes in Tampa (TPA) departing at 9:55 PM
Arrive in Fort Lauderdale (FLL) at 10:45 PM
mike h





Mar 9 2007 7:02 PM

thanks andy!
Cock E.S.P.





Mar 3 2007 7:47 AM

Stephen





Mar 1 2007 3:25 PM

Bleed'n.
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Feb 13 2007 7:40 AM

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Jan 23 2007 5:47 AM

Hey Andy. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Yeah! This may be late but make it great.
Dumbo





Jan 14 2007 6:01 PM

hey man.. good talking to you in the early morn.. i dropped my phone from laughing for the last time that night.. the mofo broke into so many pieces.. i just went to sleep.. got your directions to BAMA'.. i'll make it over but first come by for INC..
BOO INWARD





Jan 13 2007 10:52 AM

hi andy, how goes? please post "58 days" or however many days it is; y'know, the super-detuned tune in the key of q so that i may steal it and play it when my repertoire runs dry.
Vyxsin