Straddling the crossroads on a windy moon-filled eve, Bartt struck a deal with the Debbil. Here's how it went:
Bartt: "Who in tarnation are you?"
Debbil: I'm the Debbil.
Bartt: You mean you're the DEVIL?
Debbil: It's with a 'B.' Everybody does that. So you wanna sell your soul, or what?
Bartt: How much you give me for it?
Debbil: Let me see it first.
Bartt (taking off left shoe): It's almost new. I bought these Skechers like two weeks ago. How about seven dollars?
Debbil: Okay.
And that's how I became Ukulele Bartt, Ukulele Master from the Dark Side. Now go to Bartt.net and buy my CD. It's only fair. I entertained you for twenty seconds. I mean, come on. I need another shoe.
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i guess i should not ask for a neighborhood school discount, as i should support your ass instead. how fun. i can buy 'em and play them in your old classroom! sweet.
Ukulele Bart, thanks for joining MySpace Group, "Ukulele Songs of America." (UKE-S-of A), It's a forum to promote and support original songs written and performed on the ukulele.
So, please visit the group forum often to listen to the latest in original ukulele music, or to post yours, to share with the world!
