Peter Morris

About me:

Hi there! I'm a fat unemployed balding street crack-junky with crapulence to spare. I enjoy retreating into a world of pure abstractions. I came here on a dick-powered space craft. I can't get to my home planet (named 'shaftcluck') because I used up all my dick. Now there's only 8 inches left. I find human language to be very interesting mostly because it's overly complex and full of delightful exceptions to the rules. I don't count Esperanto because it's a little fagot bitch. I spend vast amounts of time having an orgy in these languages. I get so excited I jizz in my brain. I'm more or less a misanthrope even though I generally get on well with people. Unlike most of the humans on earth, who I otherwise try to emulate, I don't slaughter animals horribly for my own greedy sustenance. I prefer to eat the fruit from the wonderful happy-happy fucking joy-joy tree of hippy, peaceful happiness... of death. Most of the time I'm too busy injecting XTC directly into my neck to care about what people are doing. I find that I enjoy being alone more than being around people but I need a hit of people every now and then to make the alone time good again. Kind of like taking hard smack directly into the eyeball. It's only good once in a while. If you're of the female variety of the human species with a BMI of approximately 21 and under, chances are I probably want to fuck you. If your BMI is 19 and under I REALLY want to fuck so hit me up and we can have freaky efficient sex. Anyway, I have to go blast my brain with concentrated tetrahydrocannabinol now. Ah-Bye-Bye now.

George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

The very funny and very intelligent George Carlin on religion.