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The UMF of America is a "Men's Social Organization" founded in July * 1982 in San Diego, Ca. Our founding father was "MOK.O JOE (UMF #1)", an escaped lunatic from Hawaii. The express purpose of the organization was to take the vote away from women and take back *h* identity of men from those political and social organizations who endeavor to take away men's god given right of masculine and profane behavior in an attempt to mold into something other than what they are: Ugly Mother Fuckers. Having run into some heavy resistance from the US Congress we fell in with some bad company and have been drunk and/or loaded ever since.
The UMF of America is NOT a Motorcycle Club. The UMF is a Social Club and is not political in nature. Some members of the UMF are interested in motorcycles, and some are not. In that UMF membership and founding charter are not focused on Motorcycles the UMF shall never be a Motorcycle Club as it would alienate a large portion of its members.
The UMF membership is comprised of men from all walks of life with the same common interests; Partying, Camaraderie, Partying with our comrades, Partying, Lewd Women, Partying with Lewd Women, and just plain ole partying wherever a party may be found or started.
Grab a drink and come seduce someone in Sex Games! It's a romp through a lifetime of sexploits. Build up an Entourage of wingmen and wingwomen to see how HOT of a piece you can bring home! It's fun and free to play with your friends!
TJM Music Services is proud to annouce Saturday and Sunday night at Benny's in Longview, Roger Cowan, Jordan Minor, Tony Taylor, and Jody Mills live and unplugged!!! A show not to be missed, these guys are coming all the way from San Marcos to show NE Texas what acoustic ass kicking is all about! Show starts at 9, $6 for 21 and over, $10 for 18 to 20. Hope to see you all there!
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