The Naked Gun; 1, 2 1/2, 3 3 1/3, The Bond Films, The Last Legion, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, V for Vendetta, The Thomas Crown Affair (edited), Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Airplane!, The Descent, Resident Evil, Star Wars, When The Leaves Blow Away, One Soldier, Excess Baggage, The Messengers, Casanova, Big Fish, Beowulf, Napoleon Dynamite, Enter The Dragon, The Band of Brothers series, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Television
Top Gear, The Cosby Show, The Office, Anthony Bordain No reservations.
Books
BOOKS
The Book of Mormon, Holy Bible (KJV), Doctrine & Covenants, Pearl of Great Price.
Putting on the Armor of God, Comedy Writing Secrets, Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and The Rise of Raunch Culture, Tom Clancy books, Louis L'Amour books, John Hodgman's: The Areas Of My Expertise, Neuro-Linguistics Programming for Dummies.
Heroes
HEROS
Our Ever Merciful Heavenly Father, and The Savior Jesus Christ.
Age: 19 Name: The Brad Status: G Location: Hermiston (for now)
I have high standards, and I expect a lot out of people, especially in my relationships.
I enjoy attending Church, classy ladies, intellectually nonsensical conversations, fishing in the wilderness, driving for the sake of driving, writing, and deep, passionate music, created by talented musicians.
I can get along with just about anybody... But, I have a pretty intense personality, and not everyone can handle a constant barrage of sarcasm-tipped bayonets periodically poking their "fun"... Thusly, many are often cut down in the heat of mind-to-mind combat.
Those who manage to survive though, are often rewarded with my respect, and trust.
I would go to the ends of the earth and beyond, for those that I love and care about, and I genuinely enjoy doing what I can to help others, in general.
I can be a bit of a "know it all", but I try to do my research, so if I tell you that I know what I'm talking about...or start to rant, I'm probably right...and even if I'm not, I'm too stubborn and competitive to admit defeat...So don't hesitate to go nuclear, in the case of a rare occurrence...where you actually happen to be, ever so technically "correct".
(Surprise me, prove me wrong, I like a challenge.)
For the most part, just be yourself and laugh at my jokes...
and we should get along fine.
The name is Bradly (no "e") but you can (and will) call me, "The Brad" (or, "Your Bradness", whichever I prefer at that particular moment).
I'm a humble ego-maniac, probably the smartust, funniest, good-lookingest machismo that you'll ever have the honor of meeting...or end up wallowing away the rest of your days with an unparalleled void in your life all because you never felt the grace of my presence. Cherish every moment you have with me, and don't screw things up by doing something ignorant or embarrassing, like spilling your Cranberry juice on the new shoes you bought to impress me with, but consequently resulted in the maxing-out of your credit card whilst trying to buy me dinner. Before you even consider engaging in conversation with me...I suggest you brush up on all of your cheesiest pick-up lines(ladies), and make reservations for a Stretch-Hummer and 5-star steak dinner...because I deserve nothing less (Maybe, if you're lucky...I'll even let you rub my feet). You must also be at least 6 feet tall, model for Victoria's Secret, and make enough money for me and all of my friends to buy exotic sports cars and a diamond-plated swimming pool filled with nothing but pure bliss...(aka V8 vegetable juice). In the event that you may have been, or just happen to be a; skank, d-bag, insecure momma's boy/girl or any combined variation of the three, please do not bother sending me anything "Tri-sexual" in nature. In fact...don't even bother laughing at anything you've just read, at least not until you've hired someone of a superior intellect [perhaps a rocket-surgeon] to aide you in the translation of the kaleidoscopic language that is sarcasm. (a knit-witter, ((someone who "knits wits")) may also be helpful).
brad nigga, stop thinking what your thinking, i just want your email so email me, jessdhaertling@myldsmail.net, the three amigos is going to have a hole new meaning in 2 yrs my friend, im pumpd, you better get it done, after the mish, il bye a house and as you all come back your going to move in, but only us spanish speakers... no english noobs allowed eh, paz
Haha jeez, i do sound silly, reading back on what i said, i sound rather presumptuous.
But thats cool that you thought i was interesting enough for an add. Even though..there is almost nothing to my profile at all that really describes me in any adequate way..but i guess the small choices ive made with it give off their own messages..i wonder how exactly everyone receives them and what it is they hear..but there i go again on a never ending spiral.
Where abouts in vancouver do you reside? And why of all places this one would strike your fancy. This place kind of sucks. What i really mean though is i used to live in oregon too. and i liked it much better there.
Hey Brad, thanx a lot for the friend request & your support. We hope you like our sound and the new video clip “Shattering Swords”. Hope to see you in March at the US Pagan Knights Tour! All the best for 2009!!! Cheers from SuidAkrA
brad nigga, stop thinking what your thinking, i just want your email so email me, jessdhaertling@myldsmail.net, the three amigos is going to have a hole new meaning in 2 yrs my friend, im pumpd, you better get it done, after the mish, il bye a house and as you all come back your going to move in, but only us spanish speakers... no english noobs allowed eh,
paz
No. That's my job. Sorry. :)
Your deductive skills are astonishing. You should do something great with that talent.
People ask. Haha. I love Hitler and his swag style. It's hard to pull of hair like that.
Horns up to you and hails from Finland! Thank you for the friendship and support.
Our debut album 'Shadowheart' is in the stores through Century Media. Please, check it out!
We have uploaded tons of new live pics. Please, have a look and send us your comments.
Rock 'n' Troll
Kivimetsän Druidi- Jäässä Varttunut
Lawlz. that's too bad. My porsche is just parked... and not ever driven. Its sad is what it is.
My mazda is 3 years old. So it's not NEW.
Shheeeeshhhhhh. You are waay behind. I've beeen driving for a while dude!
My shiny 2006 Mazda 6. Or my '87 944 Porsche. :OOOOO
I can already tell it's a beast. Nothing beats my car though. But I think yours comes pretty damn close.
that's so far away, why did they chose to move that far...job opportunity?
and motorhome?
thatis awesome.
you should drive your home to me sometime so i can check it out and get the grand tour!
come on.
you know you want to...
couldn't you have asked something a little less complicated to ask, such as "how have you been?"
haha, well i finished up spring quarter with decent grades and am overwhelmed with joy that it is finally summer...at last.
are you still residing in hermiston or are you in vancouver?
[WARNING:this is a no ho-mo doc.]
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Dear The Brad, Your Bradness and, or The Friend of Your Grandmother's Son's Sister's Secret Lover.
This is a very important anouncement I must make.
I may be stating a brash and bold statement here, but...
your "about me" section always gives me a raging mind boner...its truly magical.
[END DOCUMENT]
p.s I think I have insomnia.
Oh, but I can! I'm not as little as you think, Bad Brad. Muahahaha!
das amoureux
no i dont have msn messenger, i have aim though, is that ok?
Haha jeez, i do sound silly, reading back on what i said, i sound rather presumptuous.
But thats cool that you thought i was interesting enough for an add. Even though..there is almost nothing to my profile at all that really describes me in any adequate way..but i guess the small choices ive made with it give off their own messages..i wonder how exactly everyone receives them and what it is they hear..but there i go again on a never ending spiral.
Where abouts in vancouver do you reside? And why of all places this one would strike your fancy. This place kind of sucks. What i really mean though is i used to live in oregon too. and i liked it much better there.
Why hello Bradly.
I did so enjoy your profile.
How did you find my profile?
Who are you?
Do i know you?
Do you know me?
I ask a lot of questions.
:D mmhmm.
Hey Brad, thanx a lot for the friend request & your support. We hope you like our sound and the new video clip “Shattering Swords”. Hope to see you in March at the US Pagan Knights Tour! All the best for 2009!!! Cheers from SuidAkrA
You're kind of an annoying bulletin. But I accept that.
0:)
Wow dude... now he has Dr. Suess writing scripts too.
This is starting to get out of control.
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=eUq5TlD_4jI
Dude...
Are you admitting that you wasted 5 minutes of your beautiful life watching my "stupyd" video?
Payback.
I watched that for you, Brad. That was really hard to do... shoulda got a "machine" to do it.
No, wait, that would've been "worser"
I already do dig her musics.