Banjo, banjo, banjo. Listening to good music(refer to the aptly named music section of this profile), visiting liveleak.com, existing, animals(love my pets), and everything else that if you know me that you know I do.
Music
I like anything, just about. Everything except new stuff. Pop sucks, rap's alright, everything else is good. I have even been known to rock out to some Journey. More specifically, however, I love the ole' five string melody as played by 1)Grandpa Jones 2)Uncle Dave Macon, and last but not least 3)Stringbean. Other than these fine fellows, I listen to Peter Tosh, Nasheeds, Sri rocks, Saxon Shore, Electronica, Three 6, and just anything that makes me feel good.
Movies
To be very broad, I like horror, science fiction, good comedy, documentaries, anything featuring Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, or any of them types.
Television
Invader Zim, Comedy Central, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, LA City Morgue, Colbert Report, Adult Swim, Arrested Development. National Geographic, [adult swim] History Channel, and the Discovery Channel complete my trinity of educational television watching.
Books
The Qur'an, History Books, Language Books, and Stephen King. Other than these, I rarely enjoy books since the "forced-reading system" implemented by the school has stabbed my love of books in the brain and cut it ear to ear.
Heroes
Uncle Dave Macon is, of course, my biggest hero. He's the greatest dude ever. Second to him are Granpa Jones and Stringbean.
About me: "I love being a crazy old hillbilly and playing clawhammer banjo. Other than helping start the Grand Ole Opry, I spend my nights making up new and inventive songs, such as Bile Them Cabbage Down and The Coon That Had The Razor. I like long walks in the woods and killing medium sized woodland creatures, then parboil 'em, bake 'em brown."
Who I'd like to meet: Uncle Dave Macon, Stringbean, Granpa Jones, Anyone who has a still in East Tennessee, Anyone who plays banjo, Anyone who likes old Bluegrass and old time music. I would also love to meet Allison Krauss and Ricky Skaggs, so I could punch them both in the face for ruining my music.
Hey you. Give me a shout whenever you're thinking about going to visit your bro. The Boro is only a short distance away. If you're down, I know a great state park for hiking.
I'm watching out for you ones that are sheisty. I'm low on cheese so I might pull a heisty. I know you punk motherfuckers wanna test me. Because yo' bitch like to bow down and bless me. Don't give a damn get yo' mama house shot up. And have her stiff like some crack that's been rocked up.
Chose a Christian school because I had an almost full ride and family wanted me to stay home after mi padre passed away. We need to kick it soon. I'm down for a smoke-free day, excluding nicotine. Give a call sometime; we'll work something out. 7314141191
Hey, Uncle Dave! Your 9 cd, one dvd box set on Bear Family Records in Germany! Why is it so hard to find it used at a great price? I managed to get the 12-CD Carter Family Bear box set on Ebay for around $206 but the price of your box set is usually over $300 no matter how hard I try to find a better price. Maybe you have some advice for me, Uncle Dave!
Not'all. Still think you're an original bluegrass badass. I'm doing fairly well. Dropped out of college-don't attend a Christian college for the sake of your sanity, moving to the Boro come August, maybe school in Spring, and working my ass off for money. What're you up to these days? I think we ought to toke up for old time's sake.
Yes. I shall. Along with bringing along the greatest accoutremonte'. So much so that the mullet shall be superflous. But you shall not see it until the time of the ride. It is a surprise. A hilarious, glorious surprise. I also have something for you.
Dude, have acquired perfect accoutrement. Have acquired perfect playlist (see my page for details on such). Have acquired perfect drugs. Have adopted perfect persona. Getting into character. It's time to throw down. Damn, I'm wild!
