Lemonade (The kind that comes in a faux carton with a screw top) Ginger Ale (The kind that comes in a two liter, plastic bottle) Whiskey (Doesn’t matter what kind, but the cheaper the better, a plastic handle of cheap whiskey is preferred though--We prefer Old Crow)
The Process
Get a mid-sized tumbler, half-filled with crushed or cubed ice.
-Take the lemonade in the faux carton and pour a quick five count.
-Pour the ginger ale from the two liter plastic bottle with a slower three count.
-Pour the whiskey to your specification, depending on how “abusive” you want your Uncle Grandpa to be.
-stir with yr finger.
Uncle Grandpa Records is the militant, DIY, record releasing, wing of the Uncle Granpda Arts Collective (see below).
Uncle Grandpa is a collective of artists, writers, effete restauranteurs, musicians, cinephiles, philosophers, and general menschen about town. We're kind of like a justice league, except we drink copious amounts of scotch.
New Things, Yo!
"Fresh Tables" - The Debut EP from Spiller Whale Ah, Bartleby! - Wordz and Verse from Eight Skin Press The 222 Warehouse - Cinematic Treats from Kibblesmith Cookin' Ain't Shit - Recipies for the Culinary Phobic
Paint Misbehavin' - Fine Arts by Amy Daws, Margaret Rogers, and Margot Werner
Killinger shall now be the creative teet from which all Uncle Grandpians suckle. Which should work out well, given what we know about certain members' mommie issues.
Sorry guys, we finally gave in and signed to the record label run by that guy Pete from Fall Out Boy. They promised us naked pictures of Fall Out Boy and we just decided to go for it. Check us out next summer on the Vans Warped Tour; we'll be playing Cleveland through Indianapolis on the Mountain Dew Code Red Sidestage at 11 AM. Good luck with your whole record label thingy.
I can't wait to send you the Martin Luther Drag Queen's EP!!! Sean you have to add us to your family.....you need some scumbags in your gang!! I'll send you a copy as soon as it's done.
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