KYLE WOoLARD
w/ some help from friends {[ADAM BRoCK, DANA RaDCLIFFE, ROB DWyER]}
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GRiLLeD CHeESE SaNDWiCHES, FoREiGN CoUNTRiES, SoME MuSiC tOO.
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Buy Uncle Jemima's debut album, So Heavy for Something So Empty, for $11.50, shipping included.
If you make it to a show, album sells for $8. Please limit the number of times you burn it; supporting the musician ensures more music in the future. Thank you for your purchase, and enjoy.
CLiCK "BUY IT NOW" ON tHE LEFT SIDE OF THE SCREEN TO PuRCHASE SO HEAVY FOR SOMETHING SO EMPTY ToDAY!
UNCLE JEMIMA IS aLL THaT IS MAN. HE EaTS LARGE QUANTiTIES OF MeAT, LAUGHS BRUSQUeLY aT GOOD SLaPSTiCK, aND INVENTED THE CiRCLE. BUT DeSPiTE HIS LUMBeRJACK ARMSICLES AND THUNDeROUS BUNYONS, HE TENDS tO SPEND MOST oF HIS TiME WRITiNG SONGS AND PeRFORMiNG THEM FOR STRaNGERS. HE KiLLS AND THEN SLEEPS PeACEFULLY. HiS CHRONIC ILLNESS TOUR DoES NOTHiNG TO HeLP THE CHRONiCALLY ILL, IT JuST CONTiNUES WiTHOUT CLIMAX OR CoNCLUSION. HE SPiTS on GROUNDHOGS FROM CHAiRLiFTS aND HaTES THE RADIO UNLeSS IT'S PLAYiNG HIS OWN MuSIC.
WiTH THESE FACTs, MAY YOu ARM YOURSeLVES AND FORTiFY THE WORLD AGAINsT ALL THAT IS EViL (nickelback) aND UNJUST (New Jersey tolls). WRiTE ON THE WALL. LiSTEN tO THE MUSIC. LiVE tHE DREAM.
JUST HOW iMPORTANT IS iT TO LISTeN TO UNCLE JEMIMA?
See what these folks are saying:
"Uncle Jemima's understanding of music is phenomenal. He brings color into a world full of black and white music. His songs are sweet and sad, yet filled with moments of intense fist-shaking rock."
-Alexandra Angelich, Astronomers
"One of the best indie songwriters in Charlottesville."
-Jacob Wolf, Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar
"...Not only do I wake up to Uncle Jemima, I sleep off of it, I dream about it, it provides me light in the dark, it provides me with heat when it's cold outside, it fills up my gas tank for $0.75 a gallon, and it helps me do my homework. Well done Uncle Jemima, well done."
-Benjamin James, Philosopher
"It's official... I too wake up to Uncle Jemima every morning in order to seek the meaning of life."
-Curran Chauhan, Dreamer
"...This glorious [musician called]...[Uncle Jemima is very worth your time]."
-Barack Obama, President
"Sorry... just can't bring myself to drive 45mins to see Kyle play. He's a douche."
-Kosta Popović, Asshole
We had a great interview w/ 'Elliott Yamin' (RVA) of "American Idol' last month ... You can check out our entire interview at: www.richmondmusicforum.com
Hey there. Shoutin' out to our MySpace friends. We have our 2 year "anniversary" show coming up at OnStage Drinks and Grinds, 802 Kapahulu Avenue. The show is Friday, October 16, 6 to 9 p.m. We would love to have you come out and celebrate with us. We've come a long way as a band and we are continuing to grow. We are glad to call you "Friend".
Aloha,
KB Stratus Blue
Wassup Uncle????? This is the same place you played my Les Paul. Where are ya now????
Aloha Uncle. Stratus Blue will be opening for Friends of Adam at Onstage Drinks and Grinds, 802 Kapahulu Avenue this Friday, July 10th. We play 6 to 9 p.m. Friends of Adam plays 9 till whenever. It would be very cool if you could make it. But I am sure you can't. Where are you these days anyways?
Estoy muy bien gracias, y tú. No es un tatuaje es un collar. No te preocupes no eres el único que se a equivocado. Tengo mucho que no te veo espero que estés bien. Este semestre se termina la otra semana. Estoy lista para irme para mi casa.
acabé a las nueve. pero dijo mi hermana que ya avías terminado. Espero que regreses, esta ves si te iré a ver. Que mala suerte! Estuve esperando este día por dos semanas!
Estoy súper deprimida que no pude atender tu concierto hoy. Necesitaba ayuda con mi tarea y nos demoramos mas de lo que tenia anticipado. Espero tener otra oportunidad de escucharte.
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