關於我： just you friendly old uncle loomis here.
don't be frightened by the big teeth.
i don't eat people. i don't even eat meat! i am a vegatarian werewolf. i only like potatoes. fry em mash em boil slice and dive em i loves em spuds. my sweater is so itchy so no one ever wants to hug me. it makes me sad. my eyes are two different colors. my momma says that makes me special!
I just got back from Crafty Bastards in Washington D.C.!!!
I had so much fun and got to play with so many little kids it was great! Here are some pictures of some of the new friends I made.
wow you're not going to believe it...i completed this offer to receive an AUTHENTIC name-brand bag through Coach totally FREE and it amazingly worked!! since i KNOW its no joke now, i'm gunna act real fast and get more to give as a gift..you really oughta go snag a few as well LMAO! isnt this 1 i got cute?
yo uncle loomis, you are headed to Columbus OH to CRAFTIN OUTLAWS! WOO! I will pack you some potato chips...I don't want you eatin no mashed potatos in my truck anymore...last time you did that, it took me six weeks to scrape taters off my upholstry!
hey unca loomis, you ready for CRAFTY BASTARDS?!?! cos that's where we're headin! put on your fanciest sweater and i'll buy you a big ol sack of potatoes. you got a lotta people that want to meet you!
