Hobbies include stuffed animal collection, horse and ostrich vaulting, string theory, beveraging, and hostage negotiation.
Music
Most Metal bands, some reggae, a little punk, and just a pinch of gangsta rap. Also Boston.
Movies
Films set in dystopian futures interest me a lot. Anything visually captivating. Science fiction or fantasy movies. Campy horror movies. Terry Gilliam is probably my favorite director of all time.
Television
CSI, anything on adult swim, especially Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Books
Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun. Tolkien's books. Stephen R. Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas the Unbeliever. The Elric Saga (by michael moorcock). Raymond E. Feist's books. Alan Moore's The Watchmen. Frank Miller's graphic novels. Comic books in general (make mine marvel plz).
South Webster Jr/sr High Scho
South Webster, OH
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: stuff
Minor: other stuff
2001 to 2003
Bolivar High
Bolivar, MO
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: stuff
Minor: other stuff
1999 to 2001
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About me:
My name is David, it's high time you get to know me better. I am exactly five feet six inches tall. I am right handed, but left footed. I have a metal retainer stuck in my mouth. If you know anyone that can remove it, message me please. I have had eight wisdom teeth removed from my face. That's twice as many as the average person's face has. I have suffered testicular torsion, and anyone who has experienced that knows how bad that sucks. My cousin is buddhist. He could probably kick your ass. Many spells have been mastered by me. If you'd like to schedule lessons, well, that's too fucking bad. You can't possibly learn my kind of magic. I possess an innate sense of adventure and danger. If you follow me into uncharted territory, it will probably be the most amazing experience of your life. I have a floodwall of musical skill built up inside me, but the gods have forbidden me from touching an instrument. They claim I could herald in an age of destruction if I play so much as a single musical note. But using game instruments is okay, so I can still play Rock Band and Guitar Hero. People who piss me off tend to go missing or explode. People who make me happy tend to become the world's most successful individuals. Write that down. My agenda is simple. In fact, it's so simple, I don't even have an agenda. I just have one word, that I carry around with me on a piece of paper. That word is "DAVE".
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