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Zakk Wylde
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The Underground Shortbus's Details
Status:
Single
Hometown:
Salt Lake City
Body type:
8' 1" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
Podcasters
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The Underground Shortbus We strongly endorse handling your own responsibilities. Quit bitching. Nobody forced you to "play adult". Grow the fuck up! Posted at 6:03 PM Mar 22 view more
Its been a while. Haven't listened in a while because my Ipod was obliterated into pieces. I got a new one just recently but I forgot about you two. What's up in Salt Lake Valley?
get like that shitty yogurt that that one old bitch advertises. activia. get like activia.
STAY REGULAR. jesus christ. i know you're busy, but come on, dog.
i do want to let you know though, the reason we arent doing any real episodes (just music ones) is because one doesnt have computer access most of the time, so he has to buy his own, and the other hasnt talked to me in fuckin 3 weeks, even though i keep trying to get ahold of him.
i got my own shit to figure out. in the meantime, i would like to see some shortbus. not this lunchtime stuff, (which i do enjoy, dont get me wrong,) i mean a real ass shortbus. and do me a favor. do atleast 2 hours, like it used to be. fuck the people that says thats too long. tell them ill edit it to 2 one hour segments and make a separate feed if it bothers them that much.
2 hours and up. thats what im looking for.
i know i can be demanding, but thats only because ive been with you damn near since the beginning. episode 20, mother fuckers.
DAMNIT to Hellllllllll YOu son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!! I'm feeling frisky, are you ready for some PORN? Sunkin on my Tits like you want to, and punch me in the fuckin face while you do it.... You dirty fuckin BUTT SLUTT KEVIN meet me in the bed room!!!! And I'll suck you off!!!! SOOOOO HARD!!!!!!!
Bored? Lame? Got SHIT to do with your life? Join my Mob!! WTF!? All you "mobsters" out there; F*ck the hell right on off! If you send me another "mob" request I am going to shoot you in the neck with an ARROW! Jesus titty-f*cking Christ on a stick!
Peace on all of you!
Blackout
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