Jess.
"' necks are for sheep. '"

Female
22 years old
Tinton Falls, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/underpantsgnomes  

    Jess.'s Interests
General making graphics ;   photoshop ;   advertising ;   fonts ;   arthurian legend ;   celtic mythology ;   cartoons ;   tv ;   music ;   orlando bloom ;   new york knicks ;  game shows ;   sex ;   anime ;   tennis ;   basketball ;   anti-bush ;   biology ;   old nicktoons ;   foreign languages ;   french ;   welsh ;   coffee ;   caffeine ;   mountain dew ;   energy drinks ;   old-school video games ;   eating disorders ;   fire ;   being nocturnal ;   sleeping ;   piercings ;   web designing ;   monkeys ;   wombats ;   guys ;   medieval history ;   paganism ;   word games ;   the 10th kingdom ;   vegetarianism ;   frankie muniz ;   alexis bledel ;   mitch hedberg ;   will ferrell ;   spending too much time online ;   livejournal ;   drawing ;   being overly obsessive ;   scattergories ;   learning things ;   grammar ;   randomness ;   being different ;   satanism ;   pharmacology ;   christopher masterson ;   making nouns into verbs ;   driving with the windows open .


Music mostly rock music :   a.f.i. ;   nine inch nails ;   green day ;   eve 6 ;   sublime ;   pinhead gunpowder ;   long beach dub allstars ;   goo goo dolls ;   nothingface ;   stabbing westward ;   korn ;   the living end ;   mvm ;   witchmoon ;   red hot chili peppers ;   third eye blind ;   rob zombie ;   the offspring ;   lit ;   staind ;   silverchair ;   jack off jill ;   papa roach ;   rage against the machine ;   tiger army ;   son of sam ;   reach 454 ;   everclear ;   collective soul ;   coheed & cambria ;   old blink 182 ;   old limp bizkit ;   fastball ;   placebo ;   audioslave ;   harvey danger ;   godsmack ;   orgy ;   foo fighters ;   cake ;   system of a down ;   teim ;   some linkin park ;   alanis morissette ;   dredg ;   soilwork ;   incubus ;   bauhaus ;   the beatles ;   blaqk audio ;   serj takian ;   scars on broadway.


Movies south park: bigger, longer & uncut ;   pirates of the caribbean ;   the butterfly effect ;   zoolander ;   the austin powers movies ;   meet the parents ;   meet the fockers ;   lord of the rings ;   the breakfast club ;   the wizard of oz ;   dogma ;   sin city ;   shaun of the dead ;   the yellow submarine ;   the family guy movie ;   the calcium kid ;   office space .


Television south park ;   family guy ;   futurama ;   aqua teen hunger force ;   the fairly oddparents ;   hey arnold! ;   the critic ;   duckman ;   dilbert ;   the fresh prince of bel-air ;   rocko's modern life ;   ren & stimpy ;   darkwing duck ;   jeopardy! ;   wheel of fortune ;   aaahh!!! real monsters ;   doug ;   malcolm in the middle ;   the daily show ;   the oblongs ;   baby blues ;   american dad ;   the andy milonakis show ;   the venture brothers ;   daria ;   starved ;   da ali g show ;   the colbert report ;   the boondocks ;   home movies ;   drawn together ;   chapelle's show ;   mission hill ;   whose line is it anyway? ;   scrubs .


anime :   dragonball ;   cowboy bebop ;   trigun ;   yu yu hakusho ;   lupin the 3rd ;   love hina ;   case closed .


Books le morte d'arthur ;   the once & future king ;   the mists of avalon ;   the warlord chronicles ;   the camulod chronicles ;   anything dealing with arthurian legend ;   catcher in the rye .


Heroes the underpants gnomes ! ;   Jade Puget ;   Stewie Griffin ;   Dr. Evil ;   Ken Jennings ;   Davey Havok ;   Tom Morello ;   Jon Stewart ;   Trey Parker & Matt Stone ;   Seth MacFarlane ;   Trent Reznor ;   Butch Hartman ;   Michael Berg ;   Mark Twain ;   Allan Houston ;   Steve Nash ;   Daron Malakian ;   Oscar Wilde ;   Edgar Allan Poe .


Groups: AFIAFIAFIJade PugetLove your Hate, Your Faith LostA Fire InsideAFI PUNKAFI A Fire Inside

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     Jess.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Tinton Falls
Body type:5' 5" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Pharmacy Technician

   Jess.'s Schools
Brookdale Community College
Lincroft,New Jersey
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to Present
The College Of New Jersey
Ewing, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: N/A
 

2004 to 2005
High Technology High Sch
Lincroft, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004

   Jess.'s Companies
CVS Pharmacy
Shrewsbury, NJ US
Pharmacy Technician

10/2005 - present



Jess. wants to do something.

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   Jess.'s Blurbs
About me:




* profile currently under construction *   :-)

basically, i'm just a very easygoing & friendly person. i love to do random, weird things & just have a good time. i have a wide variety of interests; i'm one of the most unique people you'll ever meet, & that's one of the few things i really take pride in.


i spend my free time making graphics, listening to music, watching tv, hanging out with my friends, playing games online, reading, sleeping, consuming obscene quantities of caffeine, & doing whatever else i feel like doing at a particular moment in time.


things i dislike include meat, george w. bush, conservativism, drugs, the concept of organized religion, homophobia, all forms of discrimination, fakeness, labels, bad grammar/spelling, & people who post annoyingly excessive amounts of chain letters & other contentless bulletins on myspace.


i drink occasionally, but not too often. i'm very open & honest. i love to laugh. i'm the first to admit that i have my fair share of issues & flaws, but overall i'm a pretty fun & interesting person.


and if there's anything else you wanna know, just ask. =)


AIM screen name - EmpYrEalFlaMez66.


livejournal.



Who I'd like to meet:


pretty much anybody who feels like meeting me . . .   i don't dislike anyone until they give me a reason to dislike them, & i always enjoy meeting people who have things in common with me.



   Jess.'s Friend Space (Top 12)
Jess. has 325 friends.
 AFI 


 nine inch nails 


 System Of A Down 


 Blaqk Audio 


 Serj Tankian 


 TIGER ARMY (plays Hootenanny TODAY!) 


 Scars On Broadway 


 Rocko 


 Filbert 


 Doug 


 The Underpants Gnomes 


 Robot Devil 





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Jun 27 2008 8:04 AM

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Jun 11 2008 1:58 PM

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Jun 2 2008 1:22 PM

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May 19 2008 3:55 AM

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Apr 29 2008 11:58 AM

Just dropping by to let you know Fall Out Fracture has posted a new song (Hindsight) from the upcoming full-length album.

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Feb 19 2008 8:50 PM

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Sep 2 2007 12:09 AM

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Aug 30 2007 7:36 AM

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Apr 29 2007 5:00 PM

stopping by to say hello:) our cd[land of misfit toys] is now for sale and is also available on iTunes.xoxo.
Rob





Apr 24 2007 3:43 PM

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Apr 22 2007 8:53 PM

Hola
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Apr 19 2007 8:30 PM

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Rob





Apr 18 2007 9:43 AM

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I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that rowland has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. BASORP.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from BASORP.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at BASORP.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. BASORP.COM
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Apr 15 2007 2:04 PM

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Apr 3 2007 11:43 AM

What's up Jess.?!

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Apr 3 2007 7:58 AM

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Mar 31 2007 10:34 AM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. DSEYA.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from DSEYA.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at DSEYA.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. DSEYA.COM
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Mar 28 2007 11:23 PM

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Mar 24 2007 10:24 AM

Jersey Bound (Lets Get DIRTY)





Mar 24 2007 4:39 AM


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Mar 15 2007 11:02 PM

Just droppin by to wish U a nice day =)

-Kelvin
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Mar 13 2007 1:54 PM

happy belated b day. i just got to a computer today so yea. thanks for the invite to your party sorry my cars broke no ride. but if i did i would so be there.
sarah





Mar 12 2007 11:56 AM

happy birthday!
night_mare





Mar 11 2007 2:59 PM

Happy B-day ;)

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Mikey GUNZ





Mar 10 2007 8:23 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY....BEST WISHES AND GOOD THOUGHTS FOR YOU ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY ..HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT AND MORE..BE SAFE ..TTYL !!!
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Feb 18 2007 9:49 AM

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Feb 14 2007 10:26 AM

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Feb 11 2007 12:36 PM

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Feb 8 2007 4:16 PM

Hope you will enjoy the new song miss!
ALLIE





Feb 7 2007 10:38 PM

I have orientation for CVS on Friday. ...we're gonna be working together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm psyched :D
Laura





Jan 31 2007 2:22 PM

hey jess! how are you?