rob
"MANY WHELPS!!!!11////"

Male
18 years old
newcastle upon tyne,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    rob's Interests
Generalcomputers, electronics/robotics, music, physics, photography/filmmaking, art, walking/hiking, survival, extreme sports, adventure sports, weapons of every variety, cricket, rugby, reading, movies.
Music
3 inches of blood
weird al
a dark halo
apocalyptica
bathory
blind guardian
bloodhound gang
bob dylan
bruce springsteen
burzum
celtic frost
chris rea
dark tranquility
devildriver
disturbed
dragonforce
the eagles
eluveitie
ensiferum
evanescence
firewind
foo fighters
green day
hammerfall
HIM
howard shore
iced earth
iron maiden
john williams
kampfar
killswitch engage
korn
korpiklaani
lacuna coil
led zeppelin
linkin park
machine head
manowar
marilyn manson
martin o'donnell
metallica
motorhead
negura bunget
nightwish
nirvana
the offspring
pantera
papa roach
pendulum
placebo
primordial
the prodigy
rage against the machine
rammstein
red hot chili peppers
satyricon
slayer
slipknot
snow patrol
soil
sonata arctica
spineshank
stephen lynch
system of a down
tenacious d
thin lizzy
tyr
winterblut

there's more but i'm lazy.

MoviesHP, 5th element, the matrix, kill bill, jet li movies- especially kiss of the dragon, ecks vs sever, windtalkers, saving private ryan, star wars- especially the OT, amelie, the returner, donnie darko, the crow, bruce lee movies, crouching tiger, denzel washington movies- especially man on fire, oldboy, battle royale, lady vengeance, karate kid, ghost rider...
Televisionhouse scrapheap challenge top gear ray mears black books
Bookswhere do i start? obviously HP and LOTR. then loads of other stuff (mainly fantasy). Terry pratchett, terry goodkind, terry brooks. philip pullman, philip k dick, some of the star wars EU books, david/leigh eddings, robert jordan. also travel books by michael palin and bill bryson. that's nowhere near all of them, but its a start.
Heroesi watched this for a bit then stopped because uni got in the way. i should finish it sometime.
Groups: HBHS possaay!The Sword of TruthLord of the Rings TECHlabsNightly.NetLe Parkour , Free RunningThe Lord of the Rings and the Mythological World of J. R. R. TolkienBoredom strikes back

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     rob's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:beverley, east yorkshire
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:student
Income:Less than $30,000

   rob's Schools
Newcastle College
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
Clubs: students union
 

2005 to 2007
Haydon Bridge High School
Hexham, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

2003 to 2005



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   rob's Blurbs
About me:
i'm about 5' 10/11 ish, blue- grey eyes, long(but not long enough), curly hair, sort of gingery brown, depending on the light and time of year.
i'm totally awesome and post on internet message boards instead of having a real life. i know you're jealous. still, at least i don't play WoW.
if you've spotted the contradiction in my headlines recently, good for you.

My site, containing photos, experiments, and more writing.

"I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be absolutely like a child. If he sees a thing, he must say that he sees it, whether it was what he thought he was going to see or not. See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that. I'll show you something to demonstrate that later. So the other reason I call myself Wonko the Sane is so that people will think I am a fool. That allows me to say what I see when I see it. You can't possibly be a scientist if you mind people thinking that you're a fool."

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How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace profile editor.

Who I'd like to meet:
tinterwebs peoplez. albert einstein. jim morrison. friedrich nietzsche. cristina scabbia.

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~*Cloud Castrate*~





May 7 2008 3:02 PM

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!
-drives around your page on a really fast tractor-
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Apr 18 2008 8:39 AM

heyy.
sorry but im going to have to delete you.
simon seems to be stalking everything i do, and weve just had a big argument and i want him out of my life completely... and i suppose seen as your his friend anyway its only fair i do delete you.

good luck with everything tho.
xxxxx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Apr 13 2008 6:40 AM

oryte love?
back at uni?

xxx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 25 2008 9:42 AM

haha, i know, very.
he deserves it.

ahhh im ok for cash atm, just as long as i attend college and get my EMA.
but im looking for a job, got some numbers today, gonna get ringing tonight :D
xxx
~*Cloud Castrate*~





Mar 24 2008 1:09 PM

I see you intend to procure a DSLR, funfun ^^. A word of advice: always shoot on aperture or shutter priority, and don't rely on the camera to expose correctly. Never auto, because auto looks shit and snapshotty.
Another word of advice/warning: publishers are cunts who care more about commercial potential than quality of plot or prose.
Have good day (or tomorrow rather, since today is nearing the end).
-prances off to practice being sociable-
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 22 2008 6:20 AM

lol.
hows your easter going anyway?

xxx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 21 2008 4:09 AM

i could twat ya if i wanted ;)
Your really good at photography btw :)
xx
euthanized





Mar 19 2008 12:30 PM

>>>begin transmition<<<


my not real subjects are just fine thank you...

i do intend to do a physics degree
when i'm really old and end my life
as a dusty old physics proffessor and
bitch about how these days it means
nothing to have a phd and all the
young uns just don't know they're born
cos' they have it just so fucking easy
for them...

i want to be an uber intellegant fashion
designer (doer of not real subjects)...

and i am not whipped you nons...
i am pleasantly and happily subdued...

this one isn't annoying or obnoxious or ignorant or dumb...

what are you up to?
how are things giong?
how are you for that matter?
what are you planning on doing after uni?

and give me your new mobile number damn it...

when your next free and up here we
need to go out drinking and catch up...

that sound like a plan, or nay?!.

signing off.


>>>end transmition<<<
~*Cloud Castrate*~





Mar 19 2008 10:41 AM

Hello. And again Hello. I feel sociable.
How are you?
RayRay =)





Mar 19 2008 10:26 AM

Sorry Rob :(
Freaked out with coursework deadlines and stuff :P
I'm better now, got it all handed in and holidays in a day so I can chill out :) x
Howa you? xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 17 2008 10:00 AM

in a week?
lol, why a week?

aye i shall go look after this comment.

got a girlfriend yet then?

:P

im gna guess no.

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 9 2008 7:16 AM

haha.
well last night i kept falling in bramles, so ive got cuts all over my body and this fourteen year old decided to latch onto me and tell me how much he loved me and how amazing i was...

:s
eeeek.

ive got coursework to be doing aswell.

any stories for me?
:0

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Mar 2 2008 12:08 PM

Meh.

Just got completely wasted all of this w/k, playing spin the bottle and i had 2 get with 5girls and 2guys.

Lots of funny pics from this w;k. U bin up2 mch? X
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Feb 29 2008 6:15 AM

hey.

err... hows it going?
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Feb 14 2008 11:57 AM

nope.
lol.
im here today...

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Feb 12 2008 6:37 AM

oryte ginge?
x
THE Mrs. Holjeson.





Jan 22 2008 11:51 PM

hahaha

i no rite.

My mom thinks the same way but my dad keeps insisting we're not engaged. He still thinks it's a maybe thing, because I don't have a ring on my finger yet. Ah well. Can't blame him for not wanting to let go of one of his little girls.
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Dec 6 2007 1:21 PM

oh...
ok...
:)

ill pretend i know what youre on about
*nods head*

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Dec 6 2007 1:01 AM

skype?

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Dec 5 2007 11:03 AM

its ok Rob,just admit it, youre a bad detective.

go on, admit it.
xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Dec 5 2007 10:52 AM

oh dear, no evidence?
or is it just youre not a good detecive Mr.Rob?
xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Dec 5 2007 10:42 AM

its bullshit rob!!!
they do nothing but keep you awake and not let you eat.

im allowed home for tonight, but i gta go back in 2mo at 10am for a scan at 3.

propa hate hospitals now, its sooo depressing...
and i was in the old part of the hospital with no T.V or interent...

grrrr....
hows u?
xx
~*Cloud Castrate*~





Dec 3 2007 6:24 AM

I didn't realise this was yuu. -waves- Hello! ^^
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 29 2007 10:19 AM

haha, bollocks!

ayeee... well ill be your friend again now...
but...
youre still not getting any nutella for christmas now :P
xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 29 2007 9:18 AM

haha, yerr but you said it in a different most unacceptable way and you know it!!!

lol.
but yeh i am a bitch.

xx
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 26 2007 9:08 AM

lol i was... errr... bit mad at simon at the time i wrote 'if'

so yeh lol.

ayeee, well at least you got friends to go chill out with...
house is usually empty most nights, and my friends arent really close enuf to just pop round.

boooored.
mostly i sleep lol.

yeh well youre not getting a jar of nutella for christmas anymore...
calling me that when i was on the phone to simon.

stupid boy.
stupid ginger boy.
:P
x
That Jasper Dude





Nov 25 2007 7:20 AM

lol its ok :D thanks

i feel really old now :P

im good, confused as hell, but good

hows you? enjoying uni?
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 25 2007 3:45 AM

yeh i do really like.

dont deny it.

=D

youre dreading my next visit...
if there is one.
x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 22 2007 9:36 AM

I dont care if you hit me last you big ginger!
i still win!

nerrrrr!

and now...
now im going to go buy some nutella =D

so nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 15 2007 9:06 AM

haha, yerrr well 'kewl'.

lol.
well, i wnt be on myspace again till saturday whane i come up, so ill see you soon i guess lol.

have fun at uni 2mo.

GINGERRRRR!!!
x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 14 2007 2:28 AM

yep, cumin up on train once ive finished work on saturday...
good job i get ema lol.

i still dnt get 'teh' lol.

x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 14 2007 2:07 AM

oh dear...
im confused :S

teh?
...

x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 13 2007 3:21 PM

haha.

i liked being ginger...

i want ginger kids...
lol.
im gna go back ginger at some point i thinking.
hmm....

x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 13 2007 11:24 AM

lol, ill make sure he does...
hehehe.

ok, have fun.
make sure the space bar works.
x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]





Nov 13 2007 11:17 AM

haha, its not an excuse, i have to analyse a soliquay and i cnt write the essay wen i havent got the literature.

yeh...but the hot tub sounds fun lol.

x
:: Helen :: [[Wanted]]