First off, if you post a message about someone having a crush, or how to get a free handbag, or any other form of bullshit web spam, I'll hunt you down and kill you like the worthless piece of shit you are. Really. I fucking hate you and if you are too stupid to realize that, then you deserve what you get. Stick to the emo bands for postings like that. They're as dumb as you are.
Unholy Swill is dead and is really starting to smell bad these days. I'm not really sure why you're looking at this, the band is long dead. Hell, it's been 6 months since I looked at this myspace bullshit page. Maybe it cause music these days completely sucks, which is true. Finally the music world is starting to catch up to the Swill. But in our own defense, we sucked more than any band ever did, and we did it better, and sold more records than any of you fuckers out there. No one ever left a Swill show without the sence of complete bewilderment. And we're porud of it. Now go fuck yourself.
UNHOLY SWILL did it's last show on July 9th 2006 in Yonkers. It was as stupid as you'd expect. Much better than the stuffy Brooklyn show. It's safe to go out and see bands again, the Swill is gone. But in case you need more, you can buy the Unholy Swill CD "Legacy of Stupidity". 72 minutes of dumbass drunk ultra lo-fi punk stupidity is now available, this is a collection of their material recorded from 1988-1993.
Come n get it!
The CD is also available from CD Baby (www.cdbaby.com/unholyswill) and for you shops out there, it is being distributed by Get Hip. The CD is 72 minutes long and features all your favorite Swill songs as well as a poop load of stuff you've never heard including a big chunk of the last Swill show at Rockin Rex in Yonkers where the band "Swillized" classics from the past and recorded the best thing Swill ever did when Wilhemina came up to the mic and started her "stuff" and the rest was just pure magic. Wow. Here is the track listing
Wanna Be God
Where’s That Damn Cat?
Tapeworm In My Head
Basketcase
No Generation
Hellgoat
Bad Yams
Satan Swill Santa
Shoot My Boss
We’re Truck Drivers
War Pigs
Belch Away The Boogieman *
White Trash King*
My Dog Ain’t Got No Legs
Bloodbath *
The Crusher *
Jefferson’s Theme *
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road/Yer Blues *
Willie the Pimp *
Summertime Blues*
Willamina Blues *
Red Hot/Move It On Over*
Elvis is Dead
* unreleased
We have a few of the t-shirts that were made for the last shows. They're posted for sale on theweb site.
Also be sure to check our the Swill web site for other pics, reviews and other crap by
The band started as a complete joke back in 1988, I wanted to put out a record of a band that didn't really exist. The European indie label scene got hold of it and loved it. It also got rave reviews in Forced Exposure, Your Flesh, Maximum Rock and Roll, Flipside and Spin. So I made more. And again, people liked it. It was time for a change. I put a band together with Joey I and Rich from Raw Deal/Killing Time and at our 1st rehearsal, we wrote, practiced and recorded an entire album in about 4 hours. It is "Oniontown is the Place To Be" and the warning label on the cover says "Warning This Record Will Kill You". And it did. I have yet to meet anyone who has listened to both sides straight through. It is the loudest rock record ever made. It melts needles. But it was fun. We never really toured, but we were invited to play at the Independent Music Festival in Dallas back in 1992. We agreed. We were all under 25 so we couldn't rent a car or a truck, so we had to take a Greyhound bus to the show. 37 hours on a bus was hell. The show was great, execpt that it was held in an Amphitheater that held 8,000 people and only 300 people showed up. I have a great pic here of us performing to an empty theater. Absolutely nerve wracking. The show was put out on LP by Nawpost records a year later as "Live In Dallas" and featured a hand painted cover by Gary Gilmore. Actually only one side was live in Dallas, the other was live at Brownies in NYC from around that time. After awhile the band called it quits, but not before selling about 15,000 records and putting things out in the US, UK, Belgium and Australia. That was a pretty good joke.
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