Universal Tim
Tim Norris
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Remember you are unique...just like everybody else
Male
31 years old
PHOENIX, ARIZONA
United States
Last Login: 11/14/2009
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Universal Tim's Interests
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| General | I love hiking, climbing, flying, baseball, golf, calvinball and of course my favorite hobby of trying to keep from getting brutally killed. I like doing a lot of things, but I'm finding that doing things takes money, so now I'm looking into doing stuff...I really enjoy stuff and things.
 | You scored as Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.
Indiana Jones | | 79% | William Wallace | | 63% | Lara Croft | | 63% | Maximus | | 54% | James Bond, Agent 007 | | 54% | Captain Jack Sparrow | | 50% | The Terminator | | 50% | El Zorro | | 38% | Neo, the "One" | | 38% | The Amazing Spider-Man | | 33% | Batman, the Dark Knight | | 21% |
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You Are a Warrior Soul |
You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating.
You don't give up. You're committed and brave.
Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle.
Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog.
You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods.
You also value honesty and fairness a great deal.
You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding.
You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul
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Wow, it says I'm a warrior spirit! I like that, it goes good with the fact that I love adventure. You can't be an adventurer if you are scared about getting into a scrape now and then. I have other interests too, many interests that are too numerous to name here. Well, I guess I should also mention that I also have an interest in women. I discovered a long time ago that I really like them. I may not understand them, but I like them. I also enjoy being strapped to the top of a rocket with a million pounds of thrust and get shot into space at mach 28. I have been asked what it's like going mach 28...well, it's a lot like mach 14 only twice as fast.
| Would you make a good business manager? The Natural Leader If you want to move up the ranks, you probably have what it takes to make that climb! You're creative, assertive, and empathetic. You easily draw groups together and enjoy heading them up. Most promissing, you enjoy bringing out the best in others. You have high expectations of them - possibly higher than they have of themselves - and you're prepared to do what it takes to help them realize that potential. Just be mindful not to let more superficially forceful characters push you out of the way. 
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Which Conservative Are You?
Your result for The which Rat Pack member are you Test... You are 35 % Sam, 70 % Dino, and 32 % Franky!
Now you know how which Rat Pack member you would have been!
"It's Frank's World we just live in it!"
"Jewish people don't sit in the back of the bus!"
"I'll drink to that!" < | | Music | Classical music, classic rock, Jazz (real jazz not that Kenny G, Yanni crap), Elvis, B.B. King, PDQ Bach, ZZ Top, Oldies, Weird Al, Stolen music...uh, I didn't steal it though...yeah, that's right...someone else stole it...I just found it, Rolling Stones, John Williams, and anything that will sound good while cruising in a 57 Chevy, and much much more! I also have this odd habit of finding obscure music that sounds like it belongs in the background of an obscure comedy, because that's just how I work...besides, my life is sometimes an obscure, funny comedy and I need a good soundtrack. | | Movies | Master and Commander The Far Side of the World, Kelly's Heroes, any Indiana Jones, Stalag 17, Forbidden Planet, Dr. No, Goonies, Ernest goes to camp (hey, it wasn't THAT bad), Labyrinth, I Robot, Where Eagles Dare, Saving Private Ryan, Brain Donors, Private Eyes, Serenity, any good sci-fi, any good western, most WWII movies. Okay, I'm a guy, I like spaceships, explosions, and at least a pretty good story, and I love to have a good laugh. There are a lot of movies that I like, and a lot that I don't, but who cares really. I like what I like, and you like what you like. Sometimes we're similar, many times we're not. If this is an important part of your social life to have people that like the exact same things you do...you really need to get out more. | | Television | Any Tex Avery cartoon, nearly every Looney Tunes cartoon, CSI (any version), Law and Order (any version), Any Star Trek, Firefly, Stargate (any version), most any sci fi, History Channel, Discovery channel, NASA channel, cartoon network's adult swim, Weather channel, Without a Trace, Cold Case, Myth Busters, Criminal Minds, The Unit, Joanie loves Chachi...no wait, I hated that show. There are others, but sometimes I like to actually live real life instead of wasting time watching mind numbing tv. | | Books | Oh wow! I've read a lot of books in my short time here on earth. I'm kind of a speed reader, so I've been able to go through a giant novel in less than two and a half days...and I know what I'm reading. I've read tons of science fiction, general fiction, war novels, Machiavelli, Dr. James Dobson, Frank Peretti, Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, C.S. Lewis, JRR Tolkein, and many others. Recently I've read "View from the Summit" by Sir Edmund Hillary. It was an amazing book about his life before, during, and after his climb up Mt. Everest. He is witty, humorous, intelligent, and humble. There are other books I've read and enjoyed, but right now I've had my nose buried in schoolwork...oh boy, I can harldy contain my glee. | | Heroes | Abraham Lincoln, General Patton, Anyone that ever served or is serving in the armed forces, my family, Optimus Prime...wait a minute, he was a cartoon! Jesus, because lets face it...he was, is, and always WILL be the greatest. And let me see...I have other heroes, but at this moment I'm drawing a blank. Did I mention Mark Grace yet? Hmmmm...I know there are others, but I guess this is good enough for now.
| Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you? Obi-Wan Kenobi You’ve managed to train both a great evil and a greater good, not to mention whipping the ass of the coolest looking Sith in the series. However, you do have a few weaknesses, like Count Dooku and a douche bag of a Padawan. Other than that, you are the epitome of class. The accent, the outfit, and your care for those around you is highly admirable. Arguably, you are the best Jedi that ever lived, having owned Maul, Anakin and Grievous, a total of seven lightsabres among the three. 
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Myspace Pirates, People who want to be Pirates, i suck at dancing and im proud of it!, Cat Lovers
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Universal Tim's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | I've lived in too many places to have one answer | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | In college | | Occupation: | Adventurer, Explorer, All Round Good Guy |
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Universal Tim's Companies
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Norris Industires
It just happens to be everywhere, you just don't know it yet! US
CEO
Infinity Research Dept.
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It's been a while now...
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United States Air Force
Everywhere, Everyplace US
That's "Sir" to you, maggot.
Munitions, explosives, and every weapon known to man.
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for the last several years, but I'm out now.
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Universal Tim Saving the Universe...again. Posted at 9:07 AM Sep 9, 2007
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About me:
Hmmm...About me eh? What can I say...? Well, I'm sort of a regular guy in disguise that gets into the most interesting situations on a regular basis. I'm a self-proclaimed adventurer and part-time globe trotting explorer. I used to be in the Air Force and now I know 2,647 ways to kill someone...with paper work. My friends call me Universal Tim because I'm kind of a renaissance man, jack of all trades, go anywhere do anything kind of guy. I enjoy a good laugh and I like making others laugh, and I firmly believe God has a sense of humor or else he wouldn't have made albino armadillos. I think people are way too serious for their own good, and that is just not healthy. You might think I'm weird, or you might think I'm the greatest thing since Tivo started slicing bread. To be honest, I am...both. I also have a habit of disappearing for extended periods of time. Not to worry however, because I am still out there saving the universe. It's just that sometimes there just isn't good cell coverage.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People, lot's of people. Whether they are people that do stuff for a living, or they are just living while they do stuff. People that understand a good sense of humor. I also want to meet people that aren't stupid. Stupid people should be dragged out into the street and shot. I also want to meet people who will give me money. It would be nice to meet people of the female variety, and if they gave me money...that would be good too.
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