Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He's a sociopathic, gun-totin', ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who's purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He's a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off "certain barnyard fowls" and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are "Chart-Toppin' King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained" and, most importantly (to him), "God's Gift to the Womens." Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. "Them boys owe me hundreds!"
Love the way you handle retards in the crowd. So funny. "get outta my chart toppin face!" Hahaha. Great show in Louisville the other night, we had a great time. You are super entertaining!!!! Peace, see ya next time!!!!
Hey Hinson! Git yer chart toppin ass over to England and don't forget the liquid chicken. These folks over here need a good dose of whoopass rock n roll. All the chart toppin best to ya!
I am personally happy about the fact that you added us to your friends' space. While you are a country troubadour and every woman's dream, I'm just sorting out stuff and find your music especially and oddly personal. Thank you. You have taught me to be ... special. Still Hairy - but special. You are wonderful!
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