Mountain Biking,
Snowboarding,
West Bromwich Albion FC,
Golf
Music
QUEEN!!!
All kinds of other shit
Movies
Hot Fuzz,
Highlander,
Back to the Future,
The Killer,
Point Break,
Hard Boiled,
Dawn of the Dead,
Shaun of the Dead,
Ong Bak,
Batman Begins,
The Goonies,
Cliffhanger,
Television
Spaced,
The IT Crowd,
Lost,
The Simpsons,
Family Guy,
Neighbours,
Hollyoaks,
Top Gear,
Ski Sunday,
Countdown,
Deal Or No Deal
Books
HARRY POTTER!!!
His Dark Materials,
World War Z,
All Christopher Brookmyre,
All Carl Hiaasen,
Marvel Zombies,
The Walking Dead series
Heroes
Jason McRoy, Lance Armstrong, John Tomac, Terje Haakonsen, Freddie Mercury, Super Bob Taylor, Evel Knievel, All the Cancer peeps.
About me: Get your layout at WiseGuys.co.uk
I...
.. am a soap dodging student again
.. ride mountain bikes down hills as fast as possible
.. am trying to streamline my fat belly a bit
.. speak before my brain's had a chance to check what I'm
about to say
.. have survived cancer (so far, touch wood)
.. am very much looking forward to going snowboarding
.. have an older sister
.. can't play guitar for shit
.. am really shit at golf
.. find the most unlikely things to be people's best features
.. am going bald
.. have a cunning plan
.. am partial to several pints of Bathams Bitter
.. fucking love getting drunk
.. cause a lot less trouble than I used to
.. have been causing a bit more recently
.. can't take orders from people
.. am living in hope
.. am living in fear
.. can't think of anything else to add here just now, so here's some shit martial arts!
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In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest English. Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their swords for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman, Whose limbs were made in England, show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
Wasssupp!! I thought i'd let you know that I just sold 4 more $500 Macys Gift Cards on eBay for $300! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING THESE FOR FREE FROM MACYS, AND CAN TURNAROUND AND SELL THEM ON EBAY! HOW SICK IS THAT!!! Hurry!!! Get as many as you can before they stop doing this!
Wasssupp!! I thought i'd let you know that I just sold 4 more $500 Macys Gift Cards on eBay for $300! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GETTING THESE FOR FREE FROM MACYS, AND CAN TURNAROUND AND SELL THEM ON EBAY! HOW SICK IS THAT!!! Hurry!!! Get as many as you can before they stop doing this!
Hey hey! Just remembered some drunken geeza ringing me at 3am, i looked for him on myspace an hour ago, and he found me!! Fuckin' wierd, think i might have a stalker!! Better go to the pub with him soon, see if he's normal! Hahaha!
I see you have a Breaks Co-op tune on your profile.
I think you should know, Zane Lowe is a bit of a nut-case.
He's been known to wank wallabys dry,
& was having a secret affair with Steve Irwin right up until the moment of The Hunter Of All Things' demise.
He swam away stil zipping up his scuba gear.
cheers dude, i must have missed that when i was checking the british kendo association website for a club.
Too late now as ive joined the Dojo in brum, its not a huge loss as i dont do much on a sunday morning anyway. I'd rather train then than lose my friday nights :)
Well mate proper drinking session i say the end of the month Friday 26th Jan? As that my birthday weekend good old 24 on the 29th Jan, let me know if that is good for u?