Web design, writing, poker, sports, business, my kid, my future wife, friends, etc.
Music
Whatever amuses my five year old daughter (yes I bred, and I intend to raise her to be the best clone of me she can be) I will tolerate, except rap and country. I actually bought her a 'No Doubt' CD and she loves it.
I will listen to System of a Down, Tool and Rob Zombie on purpose once in a while.
Movies
Fight Club, American Beauty, GoodFellas, Office Space, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, A Scanner Darkly etc. I am actually disappointed by the lack of quality movies being made right now. Maybe Hollywood needs some new assholes in charge of deciding what movies get made. I mean seriously. Was there anyone in the movie making business that thought 'Soul Plane' would ever turn a profit?
Television
24, The Shield, House M.D., Michigan Football and the World Series. TV rots your brain.
This website is about myself. The experiences, reflections, thoughts, ideas, and perversions that are expressed here are intended for the amusement and/or enlightenment of a specific audience, primarily those closest to me personally. There are hopefully other people in the galaxy that will also find my content entertaining. The unintentional amusement of others is purely incidental, although I'd still like to hear from you if you care to contact me.
That said, there is also an audience that is indirectly targeted as well, the people that I affectionately refer to as the Prudes . The Prudes are the MTV watching, Hilary Duff worshiping, consumers of all things that are idiotic and unnecessary in society today. If you are a Prude, send me some hate mail telling me what an asshole I am. I mean it. I really want to hear from you. It makes me feel good about myself to know that I have ruined a Prude's day.
The main thing about me that's different than any other asshole on the web with his own site is that I tend to be substantially more retarded than most people you tend to run across. For that reason, people tend to be amused by the things that run through my mind, and inevitably come out of my mouth.
I tend not to get too personal with details, but if someone who already knows me in real life happens upon this site and reads this, I think it will be quite apparent to them who the author is. I have to believe my identity would be easily discerned by my writing style and the details of the events described here. For that reason, some of the unimportant details, names and places will be randomly altered to preserve the anonymity of all involved.
This site's primary function will be to serve as a collection of all the things I think other people will be amused/appalled/horrified by, as well as to reminisce about the events and stories about my life that I have either chosen to forget about or was never clearly conscious for at the time they occurred. Anyone who went to college knows about that state of mind.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who likes and appreciates my work.
My god that is the most ridiculous "song" I have ever heard... Maybe I should make a version called "let you smell my taint" because that is what I would rather do than listen to that steaming puddle of rehea ever again.
glad to see you two at the reception. I wish I had more time to sit and talk, but a bridesmaid duties are never done... so much dancing so little time. But seriously we need to get together and watch the Griffins lose again!!!
Oh right I read that blog... pretty funny if you ask me. Well I hope you get to the reception. I know Matt would like to be able to hang out with you guys as well.
I am 45, but young at heart. I love fun and being funny. I was feeding off your post and your replies. When are you going to update your writings on your site? I'm looking forward to it. You never told me who you really are, and it's okay, but bugs K.
your surveys never cease to amuse me, I could read some of your answers a few times over and still laugh out loud! You crack me up and yes I would toss you in a dumpster!!!!
No. I got fouled for the third time straight on meeting them. I was hoping just to get a quick picture with them, but once again, no dice. I thought for sure I would this time since I came all the way from Lansing to see the show....Oh well. Whatever. I guess it's not meant to be.
I'm just up to the same ol' stuff. Going to concerts, school drinking the occasional beer and working. I'm still most likely going to move at some point, but not for awhile.
Sorry about missing you when I was in Grand Rapids for the Clutch show. I still cannot believe Nate didn't check to see if he had his ticket until we were already more than halfway there. I've forgot my ticket to a concert before but we never got further than the outskirts of Lansing. Oh well. Shit happens. What's new with you?
Okay it is March 15 from 11-1 at Haven Animal Hospital. Fun for the whole family! Sorry no poker or adult entertainment. But more PG things like pics with the Easter Bunny, food, face painting, and possibly more. Hope you guys can make it.
You described me to a tee in your craigs list ad! I am the woman of your dreams... loved the ads, someday someone should pay you for all your bullshit!
LOL its been freakin COLD! when my kids are graduated from high school (yes i know thats a ways away) im out of this fucken state. Im moving to phoenix or las vegas. Glad you hear you have been good!
