Kevin Ayers Jordan. Jim Reeves sleeping with Chet Atkins. Awoken by Wendy O. Williams' subscription to Lucky magazine. And announcing new drummer Terence Trent D'Arby.
Hello, Dad... why, YES, THIS here webpage is an article of clothing on the body of celebrated DIY maestro THE R. STEVIE MOORE.
Play the songs, will ya? Thanks, G.
Please come buy some plastic discs at the official dotcom domain name. Buy.
You don't know what you're missing. Or, you do!
R. STEVIE MOORE IS A WILD HOME-RECORDING ARTIST WHO'S BEEN AMASSING A HUGE ECLECTIC CATALOG OF OVER 400 WORKS SINCE 1966. BORN IN NASHVILLE AND NOW LIVING ON MARS, HIS PIONEERISH MUSIC IS BRIGHT, EXTREME, FUNNY, SMARTY PANTS, TOTALLY ORIGINAL, AND COVERS A WIDE VARIETY OF MASHED STYLES PROGRAMMED BACK-TO-BACK. FUCK THE PRO'S, STEVIE KNOWS. IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF HIM, THAT'S HIS OWN DAMN FAULT (NOT YOURS). LO-FI? FORGET IT. OUTSIDER? WHY? UNDERGROUND? DEEP. SO NOW'S THE TIME TO TRY ONE OF HIS MANY CELEBRATED DISCS, NEWBIES SHOULD IMMEDIATELY FLEE .HERE.
CAREFUL, HE'S ADDICTIVE.
ANALYZE AND INTERPRET
EMPHASIZE WHEN CRITICIZING
INTERPRET THE CULPRIT
THE CULPRIT OF LINGO
ALTOIDS CHARLES LLOYD
PARDO
BORDEAUX POLICY
THAT'S NO FALLACY
MY HOMIES CALL ME SPEEDO
BUT MY REAL NAME IS MR. EARL
I AM TRULY SORRY
OBSTINATO BRONCO
YOU MUST BE OUTTA MY MIND
DSC00183.JPEG PUNGENT STENCH
UNEMPLOYED MUSICIANS UNION
LOCAL 257
FEDERAL CATASTROPHY SHOP
BAREFOOT 7
THAT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER
BY 'FOREVER' I MEAN: SUBMIT FORM
BY 'FOREVER' I MEAN:
QUITE A WHILE, A COUNTRY MILE
WEST NILE VIRUS AMONG US
IN SPITE OF US
BECAUSE OF US
LONG WAY HOME
ANALYZE AND COMPETMENTALIZE
VAPORIZE THE SANSCRIT HEATHKIT
TOWERING IN FERMO DE PASQUO
AWAY!
J-LOVE STANG GANGSTAR
WHERE DOES HE GET OFF?
JACK OFF
CHURCH OF GOD OF PROPHECY
VILLAGE IDIOT MY BROTHERMAN
AIN'T THIS SOMETHIN!
YOU BEAT ALL, YOU KNOW THAT?
I'LL SCRATCH YOUR HEAD
IF YOU'LL SCRATCH MINE
MULCH
KEEP OUT
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT?
Y'ALL KNOW WHATT??
C H I C K E N B U T T
YOU MUST BE OUT OF MY MIND
I CAN'T MAKE ONE GODDAMN SUGGESTION
WITHOUT SEEKING YER ALLKNOWING APPROVAL
GENERATOR SEZ:
TURN ON YOUR LOVELIGHT
RAY PRICE THAT'S NICE
CAFE PRESS MORE OR LESS
LESS IS MORE
SURVEY SEZ:
MEET AN INMATE
MYFIRSTBAND.COM
DADDY'S HOME
YOU'VE BEEN SELECTED
TO RECEIVE A
FREE SUCCESS PACK
NU YAWK SEX MUSEUM
A FEW PICSWAY A A IS
BIC VENTURI DORIGHT
JACK OFF
IT'S GETTING TO THE POINT
WHERE I'M NO FUN ANYMORE
RSTEVIEMOORE
I LOVE YOU BOBBY MARSTON
CAUSE IT WAS BOTHERIN' ME
CASTLESMAN'S HALF PINT
DUDLEY FIELD CLINIC BOWL
BULBOUS CALLOUS MALICE
MY CALORIE BURROUGHS MOORE
DUDLEY MOORE
DUDLEY DORIGHT
STEVIE MURDERED YOUR BASS
SHIT HAPPENS
EIGHT DOLLAR MULCH
BIONIC BARNEY BOOGER BREAKS
MARYLAND SNIPERS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
YOU MUST BE OUT OF MY MIND
HYPNOTIZE AND INTERPRET:
"STANG IN THE HIZZIE
GETTIN' BUSY
GETTIN' DIZZY
RIDIN' 'ROUND TOWN
IN MY LOWRIDER TIN LIZZIE
STANGO CERRITO
NO HABLA ESPANOL
DON'T KNOW WHERE I GO
WITH MY AMIGOS
AMIGO CRAZY
AMIGO SILLY
HIS NAME'S NOT BILL
IT'S ACTUALLY BILLY
WHATEVER, STEVE
I GUESS I AIN'T WORTHY
LEAVE ME ALONE AND
GO BACK TO NEW JERSEY !
THAT'S RIGHT
WHYNCH YOU TAKE A PLANE OUT
BEFORE I GET THE STANG OUT
Y'KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
WORD."
ATTACK A RACK OF
CENTERPOINT BARBECUE RIBS
TIM ROSE BOWL
NEWBERRY'S
SHOTGUN!
RED?
SHOGUN INSTEAD
YOU AND YOUR BREAD
I LOVE YOU BOBBY WATRALL
"TODAY'S SUNDAY
TOMORROW I'M GOING HOME
I JUST WOKE UP
SO LEAVE ME ALONE."
GAWW!
CHERRY COLE SLAW
MICKEY NEWBERRY'S OLD
WHEN YOU TALK
I THINK MOST OF THE PEEPS
HEARING YOU
(CLINT!)
SCRATCH THEIR HEADS
TOASTED MARSHMALLOW BEETS
RAZORBACKS & DIAMONDBACKS
JACK OFF
HOW CAN U MEND A BROKEN HEART
BY SMOKING CIGARETTES AGAIN?
AWAY!
ANALYZE AND MISINTERPRET
NATASHA AND FERNANDO
A CLEVER COMBO
VANILLA BEAN
JUST LAYING THERE
THEY RUINED HIS HAIR
DEREK AND CLIVE STAYIN' ALIVE
CUTS LIKE A KNIFE
KITCHEN HOUSEWIFE
TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE
AWAY
I'LL GO TO THE STORE
WHAT R WE WAITIN' 4?
LOOK
NO ONE WANTS YOU
RIPPING OFF THEIR IMAGES
GILLIAN WELCH GRAPE JUICE FONDUE
THAT'S WHY I SAID IT'S NEVER DONE
HIT AND RUN
SIX OVERTIMES
WHERE THE BLACKTOP BENDS
BLENDS INTO THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL STITCH THREAD
TAPESTRY ODE
ECONOLINE BACKER CRACKER
ST. ARKANSAS
MY SOCIAL LIFE'S A DUD
MY NAME IS REALLY MUD
AND THAT AIN'T RIGHT
TECHNO FUCKIN' FRUITCAKE
CHARITY CARE
BOTCHED COLONOSCOPY PREP
PUSH EM BACK PUSH EM BACK
WAY BACK
MULCH
OVERT OBSERVATION
COVERT OPERATION
DON'T U REMEMBER U TOLD ME
U LOVED ME BAYBAY?
