Unrisen Pain(BOoK Us)

Bio:

Sup guys, were Unrisen Pain. We started in 2005 and have gone through many members, but now weve found the final members (hopefully). Were here for the fuckin music. haha read this SEX...! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings.' 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives. This is kickass .. ..

Member Since:

July 29, 2007

Members:

Julio-Drums

Moses-Guitar/vocals

Jayme-guitar
AND WE ARE................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Influences:

Julio-black dahlia murder, lamb of god,trivium,within the ruins, upon a burning body, as blood runs black, the faceless, daath, slipknot, as i lay dying, august burns red, suicide silence, salt the wound, all shall perish, divine hersey

Moses-Emmure, Suicide Silence, Blessthefall, and Dance Gavin Dance,all shall perish, impending doom, upon a burning body, chelsea grin, mudvayne, slipknot, winds of plague, brother von doom, whisteria cottage, war of ages, veil of maya, circle of contempt, born of osiris, bleeding through, bury tommorow

Jayme-Lamb of god, Trivium, As i lay dying, Black Dahlia Murder, Suicide Silence, Slipknot, Divine Heresy, All Shall Perish, Emmure, Born of Osiris, Chimaira, AS Blood Runs Black, Carnifex, Within the Ruins, Upon a Burning Body, The Faceless

Sounds Like:

new intro ha this is called rise of tyranny New Unrisen Pain. Practice this is called dusty's UNRISEN BONER BABES ;)

Record Label:

Unsigned