It's been a long and twisted road for this band. It all started with Skillet finding LD digging a ditch in Georgia. He wanted him to play drums with Pray for Death on tour. LD was hard pressed to leave his cushy ditch-digging job, but Skillet finally talked him into it. This was still not even the beginning. After a badass tour with Pray for Death, Skillet and LD made their way to the beet harvest. Mustaches were grown, money was made, and then it was over. What else could two starry eyed young men with pockets full of cash do, other than move to fair Seattle. That's when they met up with Ash to form Boltcutter. This questionably named band was good, but had a serious issue keeping a bass player. Daniel was one of the more notoriously flaky ones...'if my band calls, tell them i'm not here'. There were others, and then Aaron. He and Ash had 'creative differences' and Aaron quit the band. Then Ash thought to call one of his old buddies down in Savannah. Enter Shaun. This porn-loving alcoholic bass player dropped everything in Georgia to fly to Seattle, to join a band called Boltcutter. Things could only get more interesting from there. Finally Boltcutter had booked a tour. Then, somewhere in Oregon, Ash quit the band. It was a long and akward ride back to Seattle. Skillet, LD, and Shaun scrambled to rename the band, and find a new singer. First, the called a lovely canadian named Kate, she was slow to respond. Then they found Jasmine. Then Kate called back while Jasmine was trying to rewrite all the lyrics to Boltcutter's songs. So for a brief time, there were two vocalists, wailing and screaming like banshees. Things were looking good. Then Jasmine wrecked her bike, had a hideously swollen arm, and a lost voice, all in time for the first show. Luckily the canadian Kate was there. The two stumbled thru songs neither of them really knew. A good time was had by all. The band acquired the name Kids in the Holocaust, then Kate quit. Then the band was called Buildings Mistaken for Runways, then Beaten to Life, and then Dude Seriously, and quite briefly, Bonetown. Somehow, finally, unwittingly even, Until its Dead became the name. The tour is in March (hopefully). Well, that tour did end up happeneing...somewhat. Things got weird in New Orleans. We did have some fun shows in New Orleans without the Chotch. Shaun has taken a different path in life. Lurch was last seen yelling at the cops somewhere in the northwest, and Skillet could be anywhere...doing whatever it is a douchebag does. Jasmine currently resides in Asheville. Is the band defunct? Who fucking knows.
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pray for death will ride in on our chariots of fire pulled by skinless unicorns commanded by an evil wizard and slay you in the name of all things metal and then grind your bones up into a fine powder and mainline it....
ha...no, but youre right. she would hook up something like that. oh, i forgot to tell you...when kelly maddox asks you to be his friend will you send him my way...hate hate hate.
Try a sodering iron, a good friend to suck the puss out of yer ass, and a wee bit tea tree oil and that should take care of yer nasty ass acne.
love ya, mean it
