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Legendary stories that have been passed down over the years to give you a taste of what goes on here at UoP Roller Hockey, such as...

A certain Finnish stud getting laid using his hockey stick ... and a video camera ... and a ringing phone...

Rhys Wills farting so much in Benny P's gunwharf pad that he shat himself...bare arse...

Lozzer pissing himself in his kit ... on more than one occasion...

Joe finding out the hard way that if you dry yourself after a shower with a hair dryer, and you get too close to your foreskin, it burns

Strongy staying on for yet another year...

Thomas Puell seeing if he can use speed bumps in the opposition's car park to get some air ... in a fully loaded minibus

Luke's contribution to the 07 Nationals' Stealathon...

Robbie G discussing his 'blue balls' in a drunken End of Season speech

Laurie scoring 'more than Dean Gaffney'

L'Oreal getting the doc to check out his 'lump'. 'Lump' = swolen vein from excessively violent masturbation

Woody trying to be funny by driving off while others were queueing in McDonald's... then getting lost

Benny P using "Are you Polish?" as a chat-up line...

Asking Colin how the broken toe is ... every single week

Tim taking a bullet for the team

Woody going "all in"

Strongy saying he wouldn't touch a bird because she's like his sister ... hours before touching her...

Chrissy S getting tangoed with the intent of pulling in Elegance

The moment some idiot invited Woody ice skating

Benny P pulling a stripper ... at the same time as she was pulling her 'colleague'

The day Matt Wylde discovered that playing a sport requires a fitness level...

The Law wearing Brett Hull's shoes for a day

Dan gets caught having a tug in Elegance

To be continued 07/08...



07/08 SEASON STATS

PlayerGP / G / A / Pts / PIMs
Alex5 1124.5
Ariel3 1 120
Ash4 3360
Ben5 92110
Jo3 8193
Lozzer0 0000
Luke5 2350
Magz5 1010
Matty G5 3250
Rhys5 2130
Rizzle1 0000
Teebag5 3141.5
The Law5 0110
Woody3 0110
Goalie GP /W / GA / SO
Ells5 3251
Dave0 0 0 0
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The club would like to express it's commiserations at the news of the passing of Sven 'Pedro' Soderlund, a former member of the club. He will always be highly thought of by members of the club that met him, and our thoughts are with his family at this time.


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Zodiac Sign:Libra
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University of Portsmouth
Portsmouth, United Kingdom
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New Boys 12 - 5 Old Boys
At this season's annual 'Old Boys Game' the New Boys came back from a 5-1 deficit to defeat the 'oldies' by a score of 12-5. Sparked by the impressive play of coach Ouie Bailey, returning Vice President and Dean Gaffney-impersonator Laurie Hodge, and first-year goaltender Elliot Staker, the 2007/2008 Portsmouth University team were a visual orgasm on the rink, just too fast for the opposition's zimoframes. The game was dedicated to the memory of former member of the club, 'Pedro' Soderlund, who died this past summer. Many thanks to all the players, WAGS and fans that came along to the game and ensuing drink-up.

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Check out our website: www.uprhc.org.uk

MEET THE 07/08 COMMITTEE




Name: Ben Pearson . . . . . . .. Name: Laurie Hodge
Role: President . . . . . . . . . . . Role: Vice President
Years on the club: 2 . . . .. Years on the club: 2
Position: Forward . . . . . . . .. Position: Forward



Name: Alex Duckworth . . . . Name: Rory Butchart
Role: Treasurer . . . . . . . . . .. Role: Social Secretary
Years on the club: 2 . . . .. Years on the club: 2
Position: Defense . . . . . . . .. Position: Forward



Name: Rhys Williams . . . . . .. Name: Dan Knight
Role: Equipment Secretary .. Role: Secretary
Years on the club: 2 . . . .. Years on the club: 1
Position: Forward . . . . . . . .. Position: Defense




2007/08 RESULTS/ FIXTURES

University of Portsmouth 0-7 East Coast Titans

University of Portsmouth 11-0 Southampton Spitfires B

University of Portsmouth 5-0 Wildcats (Forfeit win)

University of Portsmouth 2-3 The Jags

University of Portsmouth 9-6 Reading Aces

University of Portsmouth 11-7 Southampton Spitfires A

University of Portsmouth vs Dunstable Gators (Sunday 3rd February, 09:55 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Pink Panthers (Sunday 3rd February, 11:45 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Crowthorne Cougars (Sunday 17th February, 09:55 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs South Wales Sharks (Sunday 17th February, 12:40 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Swindon Mustangs (Sunday 9th March, 16:20 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Pink Panthers (Sunday 9th March, 18:10 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Southampton Spitfires A (Sunday 6th April, 09:55 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Reading Aces (Sunday 6th April, 12:40 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs The Jags (Sunday 20th April, 15:25 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Southampton Spitfires B (Sunday 20th April, 17:15 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs South Wales Sharks (Sunday 4th May, 16:20 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Dunstable Gators (Sunday 4th May, 18:10 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Crowthorne Cougars (Saturday 14th June, 13:00 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Southampton SPitfires A (Sunday 15th June, 09:55 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Tigers 2 (Sunday 15th June, 12:40 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Swindon Mustangs (Sunday 15th June, 15:25 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs Reading Aces (Sunday 22nd June, 09:00 @ Bisley)

University of Portsmouth vs East Coast Titans (Sunday 22nd June, 10:50 @ Bisley)

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Dec 6 2007 3:46 PM

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Nov 30 2007 5:48 AM

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Oct 31 2007 10:13 PM

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MAKING THE CUT ON GLOBAL TV





Apr 2 2007 7:07 PM

ART OF DYING hits the road April 12-21 with ECONOLINE CRUSH!

You've heard "GET THRU THIS" as the theme song on "MAKING THE CUT"
Now come see the guys rip it live!!

April 12 Regina - The Pump
April 13 Saskatoon - The Roxy
April 14 Calgary - Liberty Lounge Mount Royal College
April 16 Edmonton - The Starlite Room
April 17 Grande Prairie - BJ's
April 18 Prince George - Rum Jungle
April 19 Vancouver - The Plaza
April 20 Kelowna - Doc Willoughby's
April 21 Brooks - The Oxford Hotel

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MAKING THE CUT ON GLOBAL TV





Feb 3 2007 1:26 PM

Hey UoP
Hope you had a chance to watch the premiere last week. Next episode is Tonight, February 3rd.

Don't forget to check out our 'Art of Dying' Boys.

www.myspace.com/theartofdying

MAKING THE CUT ON GLOBAL TV





Jan 19 2007 3:26 PM

We made a banner for the re-launch of the show January 27th.
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Dec 22 2006 8:00 AM

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Dec 6 2006 5:36 PM

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