URI (Not Geller)


Male
100 years old
I'd much rather, be home in
Israel



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    URI (Not Geller)'s Interests
General
Magic, Comedy, Entertainment, Torah study, People, Torah study, Illusionist, Torah study and if I didn't mention it, Torah study. History, Medieval, Amer. Rev, French & Indian, Colonial, Civil War, Early Aviation period, Recreation and re-enacting. History of Magic, History of the Jewish People. Cooking from historical receipe's and cook books also if I didn't mention it Torah study.

.. "One Million Dollars awaits the individual who can prove, in a controlled setting, that they have "super" powers." I encourage you to visit the JREF.

As I suffer from chronic pain that my Dr's said, "can only be managed with drug therapy." I discovered Laughter Therapy If you need help dealing with anything in life, try a little laughter and the following sites: http://rinkworks.com/dialect/



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I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more. I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain. ______________________________ Heart When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle, And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human, If I only had heart. I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental Regarding Love and Art. I'd be friends with the sparrows ... and the boys who shoots the arrows If I only had a heart. Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat.... How sweet. Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion, And really feel the part. I could stay young and chipper and I'd lock it with a zipper, If I only had a heart. _____________________________ The Nerve Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy Without the vim and verve. But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess If I only had the nerve. I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion, A fate I don't deserve. I'd be brave as a blizzard.... I'd be gentle as a lizard.... I'd be clever as a gizzard.... If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve. Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve!

MusicI am eclectic when it comes to music and I like it.
MoviesI like movies where the underdog always wins, gets the girl, becomes the hero and everybody lives happily ever after LOL.
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BooksALL BOOKS! I believe that censorship is the most evil of all sins.
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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Heroes
I have many, many hero's and people that I admire, as well as many people who I feel deserve no admiration. If you are really interested in my hero's ask me who they are I'll be glad to tell you.


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"A Conjuror is not a Juggler; he is an Actor playing the part of a Magician, an Artist whose fingers have more need to move with deftness than with speed." ~Robert-Houdin"
Groups: Jewish HumorTHE MAGIC OF KEVIN VUJewish Yeshua SynagogueJewish BikersTemple Beth MySpaceIsrael ForeverZionists for LifeHYSTERICAL SOCIETY

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     URI (Not Geller)'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:HIAFA , ISRAEL
Body type:6' 4"
Ethnicity:Middle Eastern
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:RABBI, COMIC, MAGICIAN, WRITER, PRO SPEAKER

   URI (Not Geller)'s Schools
Nova Southeastern University
Ft Lauderdale, FL
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: PSYCHOLOGY
Minor: CRIMINOLOGY
Clubs: JEWISH STUDENT CENTER
 

1988 to 1991
Yeshivath Beth Moshe
Scranton, PA
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Judaic Studies
Minor: History
Clubs: Chabad Center
 

1984 to 1988
Mansfield University Of Pennsylvania
Mansfield,PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: PERFORMING ARTS
Minor: EDUCATION
Clubs: WNTE RADIO STATION
 

1976 to 1977
New Smyrna Beach High School
New Smyrna Beach, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: GEN ED
Minor: EDUCATION
Clubs: GOBBC, FRIENDS OF GLENN FRENCH, FTA, SPEECH CLUB, FLA
 

1969 to 1972

   URI (Not Geller)'s Networking
Theatre - Technical - Other
SCA MEDIEVAL RECREATION,RE-ENACTOR, MAGIC HISTORIAN
Theatre - Management - Other
Professional Street Performer, Busker, Magician

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DEWY, CHEATUM & HOWE
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   URI (Not Geller)'s Blurbs
About me:
"I was born at a very early age. When I was a child, I ran away with the circus, but my parents made me bring it back. My Dr. says I have the heart of a teenager. I leave it in a jar on my desk." Deb O'Donahue Magical experiences have the unique ability to live on in the minds and hearts of people long after the special event is over. I'm stopped in the street often by people who saw my Magic years earlier and still remember when I touched their emotions and funny-bone with my magical entertainment. It always amazes me how Magic is locked into the memory... "My biggest regret in life is, that I never learned the proper technique for panhandling over the internet. Hey buddy, you got any spare change?" -Uriel Ben-Itzhak...... "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way." —James Randi.... "Because a good magician can do something shouldn't make you right away jump to the conclusion that it's a real phenomenon." —Richard Feynman... "Geller is at his ingenious best in laboratories where he is being observed by scientists who believe he has extraordinary ESP ability and think—without justification—that they have ruled out every possibility of fraud." —Milbourne Christopher...... I was told that I should write something here so people can get to know me. I'm not sure where to begin, but here goes nothing: I was born a poor~~~~ No too far back, Um My name is Uriel Ben-Itzhak, known in the world of magic by several different names. The most popular of my names is Dr.Hyam A. Shyster DDS (Dedicated Dirty Scoundrel)However I'm going to attempt to go where no man has gone before, Lane Bryant for a fitting? No, I'm going to try to tell people how magic works without giving away any secrets. Are you ready? Here I go~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hey, I'm thinking. Over time if you follow my blogs and bulletins, you may learn more then you ever wanted to know about the world of magic. You will pick up hints about Con Artist and Flim Flam Men, no, I'm not a sexist, Women too. You may also be interested to know that I'm a Rabbi in the not so magic world and a religious man. I'm a Stand Up comic, who does most of his stand up sitting down. Last but not least, I'm a Professional Speaker, not to be confused with a Sub-Woofer, as I try to stay out of the back seats of cars. I have too many friends that were conceived there next to the tweeters. I enjoy Historical re-enactment from just about any period, I concentrate mostly on the Medieval Period. I'm a cancer survivor and I enjoy life to it's fullest, don't have much time for people who don't. Since I find that it's true what the Bible says, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine." I try to get a good dose of humor every morning. Loving, Laughing, Learning, Living the 4 L's pass it on. In this "experience we call life", to quote a friend, I want to give the world a boost up. After all is said and done, I only ask that those that I’ve boosted up, reach down and pull me up behind them. אור'ל

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6 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:

I can't do without my whit, honor, passion for life, Toilet Paper, rubber chicken, whoopi cushion. I only get six, but I need my blankie and hand shake buzzer. Oh well I just can't go any where until I figure out what goes with me. MY HONOR, MY WHIT, MY PASSION FOR LIFE, MY LOVE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, MY WILL TO ENDURE, MY FAITH.



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Who I'd like to meet:
I like to meet anyone who does or is interested in Magic. I'm talking about the type done for entertainment, not the phoney balloney stuff. If you're into the hoo doo crap and think you have super powers, please contact James Randi, he has some money for you. I also want to meet other Jews and people who support Israel. If you are a Swindler, Shyster, Scoundrel, or even if your last name's Miller or if you're a Soap Merchant, join the party. I enjoy meeting happy people with a good sense of humor, who want to make the world a better place through laughter.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those I've met, those I haven't met and those who I'd like to meet. I especially like people who aren't afraid to let their inner child come out. People who are able to enjoy the awe and wonder of the thing we call magic.

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