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Jesi Patterson
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"... and she moves the stars for no one. "
Female
17 years old
Candyland, Ohio
United States
Last Login: 12/1/2008
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Needing Job Bad.
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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
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| Name: | Jesi |
| Date of Birth: | August 6th |
| Birthplace: | Some place in that crappy country called America.. back before complete bafoons ran the place. |
| Current Location: | Sin City |
| Eye Color: | Hazel and a half |
| Hair Color: | So many colors... |
| Height: | shorter than him -winkz-... and her... and her and her and her.. but I'm taller than him and her.. and that thing.. wtf is that anyways?! |
| Heritage: | My ancestors hopped borders, wore kilts, played mob, grew potatoes, ate some cheese, and killed some cows. And there are some spanish people in there too somewhere O_o;;; |
| Piercings: | 5. All in ears. |
| Tattoos: | none. Dont need them anymore ^^ |
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| Band/Singer: | Uhmmm.. Me and my friends, honestly. |
| Song: | Don't really have one anymore. No needs for it. |
| Movie: | Contact is my latest favorite. I also like Donnie Darko and the Labyrinth. |
| Disney Movie: | ... The Little Mermaid scared the bajeezus outta me... I liked Alice in Wonderland. |
| TV show: | Scrubs? |
| Color: | Dark reds and purples. |
| Food: | Uhmm I'd have to say plums or apples. |
| Pizza topping: | LOADS OF FACKIN CHEESE |
| Ice-Cream Flavor: | I'm not sure. |
| Drink (alcoholic): | .... Yuh Erm Om? ((say that quickly and you'll catch the lame "your mom" joke)) |
| Soda: | I prefer not to drink soda. |
| Store: | .. people have favorite STORES?! WTF!!! |
| Clothing Brand: | ... uhh.. the comfy kind? |
| Shoe Brand: | ......... wtf guys. |
| Season: | WINTER!!!!! O_O |
| Month: | August. XDDD try to figure that one out bitchazzz! |
| Holiday/Festival: | I like other people's birthdays... until they get presents.. then I get pissed off and go ape shit and start throwing things. |
| Flower: | ... I'd say jasmine or lilac. |
| Make-Up Item: | EYELINER O_O YOU CANT FACKIN TAKE MY EYELINER!! YOU HEARZ THAT!??!?!?! |
| Board game: | .... Risk or Scrabble -winkz- |
| This or That |
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| Sunny or rainy: | Depends. Who is dancing? And why are they naked? |
| Chocolate or vanilla: | EW! Neither! YECH |
| Fruit or veggie: | You are a fruit. |
| Night or day: | Night and Day |
| Sour or sweet: | SOUR! |
| Love or money: | Love... now |
| Phone or in person: | in person, for sure |
| Looks or personality: | Personality.. all teh wayz... unless they have lookz too O_O then you have just friggen scored yourself some good meat.... dont let it sit out too long.. it will spoil. and you might wanna cook into something really tasty before it starts smelling. |
| Coffee or tea: | Tea. |
| Hot or cold: | .... uhhhhhh |
| Your: |
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| Goal for this year: | .... This year is almost over.. I'm screwed O_O |
| Most missed memory: | ..... gawd.. I dunno.. |
| Best physical feature: | I like meh eyes.. i mean.. the shape. but then again.. I haz teh freckles and meh legs and my hands are pretty neat too. I haz nice feetsies as well.. and my hair is godly, and well... ... My best physical feature is my Jesi-ness O_o .. yea.. I'd say thats it. |
| First thought waking up: | OMFG YES!!! A NEW DAY!! GAWD I FEEL GREAT!! OMFG YES! |
| Hypothetical personality disorder: | ADHD. |
| Preferred type of plastic surgery: | .. is it still plastic surgery if you are getting reduced? I dun think that is too plastic. |
| Sesame street alter ego: | ..dude.. WHAT?!.. Am I saying whether or not I am big bird?.. DUDE.. NO!!!... IM FACKIN ELMO!!! ((betcha everyone else says the same thing.. Except Koko.. Koko says cookie monster.. but.. the cookie monster doesnt get into fights with its firby.. and.. lose.. I LOVE YOU KOKO DONT BE MAD AT ME!!!!)) |
| Fairytale alter ego: | ....The old lady who swallowed a fly? Why did she swallow that fly? BECAUSE MAYBE SHE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FROGGY THAT DAY!! OK?! ... STOP QUESTIONING WHY PEOPLE DO STRANGE THINGS!!!! |
| Most stupid remark: | .... Have you even been READING some of these responses?? |
| Worst crime: | ....rape? ... wait.. do you mean that I did?! |
| Greatest ambition: | To be without butt pains from sitting on a wooden chair for too long. |
| Greatest fear: | Having permenant butt pains from sitting on a wooden chair for too long. |
| Darkest secret: | My butt secretly hurts all the time because I superglued this wooden chair to my butt about 5 years ago. |
| Favorite subject: | ..... uhmm.. astronomy. AND YES... LET YOUR MOUTH FALL TO THE FLOOR. I JUST GAVE AN HONEST ANSWER OMFG O_O |
| Strangest received gift: | uhm.. life.. yea... definately life. |
| Worst habit: | biting my lip... and being brutally honest to people who annoy the living hell outta me.. Yes I have changed in that manner.. I'm not afraid to tell someone off.. tee hee |
| Do You: |
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| Smoke: | I smoke winter air O_O |
| Drink: | I drink... water and haterade. |
| Curse: | IVE PUT A CURSE ON YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHA YOUR NEXT KID WILL LOOK ASIAN.. oh wait.. dat means you will be cheated on.. unless you are asian.. then your next kid will be black.. unless your partner is black.. then it will be mexican.. and if your partner is mexican.. well then the damn baby will be black.. we already.. you know what?! YOU ARE GONNA GET CHEATED ON!!!! |
| Shower daily: | Naturally. |
| Like thunderstorms: | I make thunderstorms.. whatchuu talkin bout?! |
| Dance in the rain: | as long as there are other people with me and we are all naked like originally intended in life. Before shame.. and Abercrombie&Fitch. |
| Sing: | SSSOOOMMMEEEWHEEERE!!! OVA THE BIG SHINY MULTI-COLORED THINGS!!!!! |
| Play an instrument: | I play a few.... well? HAHAHA.. one O_O;.. ish |
| Get along with your parents: | .... My parents are fighting swans. They are royal a-holes. |
| Wish on stars: | Stars wish on me everytime I fly by.. who you kiddin? |
| Believe in fate: | I believe in face O_O everyone has one.. cept those people without a face.. haha.. sucks for them O_O |
| Believe in love at first sight: | ((blank)) |
| Can You: |
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| Drive: | Yes. |
| Sew: | Yes. |
| Cook: | Yes |
| Speak another language: | Yes |
| Dance: | Yes |
| Sing: | Yes |
| Touch your nose with your tongue: | Yes |
| Whistle: | Yes |
| Curl your tongue: | Yes ((notice you did not ask how well I can do these things or what method I would choose. Would you like to know? even if you don.. i shall tell you. I can drive well, but illegally. No license. I can sew....... if sewing means trying to connect fabric and stabbing yourself constantly. I can cook, if i haz a recipe or a box to cook out of. I know a few words in other languages.. but not enough to get by.. unless i am in france.. but if i am there for more than a ten minute conversation.. or.. even more than a 2 minute conversation.. im screwed. I can move my hips really well.. and i can slow dance, all other forms of dancing are lost to me. I can sing good.. in my head. I can touch my nose with my tongue if you consider my tongue, as anyone's tongue who I own. And I wistle really well. and I can curl my tongue into a clover biznatch!!!!)) |
| Have You Ever: |
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| Been Drunk: | Unfortunately. |
| Been Stoned/High: | Unfortunately. |
| Eaten Sushi: | YES I HAVE AND OMFG IT WAS AHHHHMAZING |
| Been in Love: | still am. |
| Skipped school: | That I haz |
| Made prank calls: | Yes.. and I felt so bad for the old lady on the other end O_O |
| Sent someone a love letter: | I might have. |
| Stolen something: | I tink so. |
| Cried yourself to sleep: | Many a night.. bastards O_o |
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| What annoys you most in a person? | People who ask questions.... alot....YOU.. okay?! YOU ANNOY ME IN PERSON. |
| Are you right or left handed? | ... I take offence to that question. ... I am backhanded... |
| What is your bedtime? | Whenever I fall asleep. |
| Name three things you can't live without: | ........ Air... Water.. Food.... O_o;; Yea.. I'd say that about covers it. |
| What is the color of your room? | OMFG... WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME I HAZ A ROOM?! DOES IT COME WITH BED AND DRESSER TOO?! OH PLEASE SAY IT DOES!!! |
| Do you have any siblings? | I haz many. |
| Do you have any pets? | I haz.. 0 |
| Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? | ..... I honestly dont think I have that kind of hate in me... I.. I could bite them O_o or.. push them over.. maybe. |
| What is you middle name? | Jessica-Elizabeth |
| What are you nicknames? | omfg O_o are we seriously going there?!...-sighs- Ok.. you asked for it. Jes, Jesi, Skittles, Sneaker, Princess Jes, chunkay Munkay, Jesus, Ziggy Stardust, Dimples, Banana Man, Alky, Shorty, Silly, Cutie((dun ask)), Jess-Tron, Spider Girl, Baby Girl, Yessica, Liz, ... the list goes on.. just.. right now i cant remember most of them... -sighs- |
| Are you for or against gay marriage? | I am for marriage... now where is the chamagne? |
| What are your thoughts on abortion? | As a former fetus, I oppose abortion,. but.. yeh know.. whatever yer gonna do chica, yer gonna do... just remember... That baby has fingernails!!! |
| Do you have a crush on anyone? | I ... ... well.. you could say that if you really wanted to you freakin stalker person stop looking at me AHHHHHHHHHH |
| Are you afraid of the dark? | deathly. |
| How do you want to die? | .....I dont want to O_o freakz |
| What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? | ,.,....holy crap O_O a LOT |
| Would you take a bullet for the one you love? | ... I might... but.. I dunno.. that sounds like it hurts. |
| What is the last law you’ve broken? | ..... Cant remember... |
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| Hair color: | Who cares? |
| Eye color: | Who cares? |
| Height | taller than me O_O but otherwise.. Who cares? |
| Weight | Who cares? |
| Most important physical feature: | Who cares? |
| Biggest turn-off | .... someone who tells me I could be better looking than what I am, and someone who tells me that my personality could improve, someone who looks at me and says "I like blue eyes better" or "What I really like is asian girls" .... someone who doesnt look at me and say "Jesi... I like.. YOU" Or when I say I miss little things about them they say to me "Jesi, I miss everything about you... ever little freaking thing... all of it" ... Yea... that. |
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| | Music | I like most musics.. I like a lot of old music and i LOVE music most people would find rather odd or inappropriate.. Learned that I enjoy the Bloodhound Gang.. Thank you Coyote!! | | Movies | ((This is most likely not the whole list of movies I love. I will add more when I friggen feel like it))
Labrynth ((David Bowie Style!! XD))
Almost Famous
| | Books | I love books... | | Heroes | MARGARET CHO
Toivon, että olet onnellinen, äiti. Olet ottanut kaikki minulta. En aio siirtyä, en ole saanut vanhempi kuvia tai vanhempi vuosikirja, en ole saanut luokan renkaan, en saa cap ja gown, en ole saanut mitään, että kaikki tietävät, olen ollut kaipuu. Onnittelut. Olet tehnyt virheen.
Máte completley znicil všechno, co jsem mohl mít sen, a ted, ted ... Musím jít a získat hloupé generických stupne ... Budu navždy plakat, protože na vaše hloupost.
A kad je dan ucinio, majka, Nadam se da ste ponosni na sebe. Nadam se da vam se izgled natrag, i osmijeh, jer ste ucinili nešto, da je permenantly izvršiti mene.
Jag kommer att bli en bättre mamma än du. Jag kommer att gå till alla mina barn bandet föreställningar och kör konserter. Jag kommer att gå till en av deras ringa lite elementära indelning. Jag kommer att göra hennes hår för hennes danser kommer jag att köpa hennes klänningar, jag kommer att köpa hans tux för honom för alla hans danser, jag kommer att stödja sina beslut, till skillnad från vad ni har gjort för mig.
Voi face totul pentru copiii mei ... pe care le-ati facut niciodata pentru mine. Eu va iubesc cu tot ceea ce am, pentru tot ceea ce sunt. But I love you, mom. |
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Jesa.~~has changed's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Friends | | Hometown: | Cece's Right Eye. | | Body type: | 5' 4" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | Middle Eastern | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | CEO of Your Brain Inc. | | Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
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Jesa.~~has changed's Schools
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Palo Verde Hs
Las Vegas, NV
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Crafts for Kids Club.. YAY!
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2007 to 2008 |
Dutchtown High School
Geismar, LA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: I WAS HERE FOR THE OTHER HALF OF FRESHMAN YEAR AND FOR THE GREATER PORTION OF SOPHOMORE YEAR! I miss it. **cry**
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2006 to 2006 |
Carson Hs
Carson City, NV
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: I WAS THERE FOR HALF OF FRESHMAN YEAR!!
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2005 to 2005 |
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Jesa.~~has changed 249. October 7, 2008, 10 pm.8 days. Kinda worried. I don't know... /sigh
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About me:
I am Jesi. If you do not know this already, you are a retard... because if you are reading this you are most likely one of my friends who got WAY too bored and has no life and too much time on your hands... let me give you some advice... get off the computer, get your lazy ass up, and go DO SOMETHING!!!!!!! I hate when people misspell my name... its not any of the following (Jessie,Jesse,Jessi, or Jessy) it is J-E-S-I Rather easy if you ask me. Anywho, on to something more worth your pointless wasted time. I am 17 in August, and in August I will change that and probably say that I am 17. Nothing else, or I will neglect to get online for another couple months and it will say I am 17 until next April.By the by, this is really old, I never felt like changing it, and I really don't want to delete it, I'm far too attatched to the current info, So I am just adding to it. I like to read, write, draw, play cards... Hold on... my mother needs me...you have to suffer reading pointless words while I go help my mother with whatever she needs me for... HAHA!!!....you suck at life...Wow... if I would have written something stupid down that would have taken as long as that did O_O you would have stopped reading, in fact, if you are still reading, you really do have no life, you have the false impression that this might be leading somewhere slightly interesting... well, I would love to burst your bubble, so I will... you are wrong.. it is funner writing things that might possibly make you dumber than to write about my life. I am wearing different pants now... they are jeans, you might be wearing jeans too! Well, for all I know you also could be sitting naked in a hot tub staring at my profile... if so, let me know immediately so I can block you and make my profile private O__O;; People like you are SO WEIRD!!! Are you getting annoyed with the pointlessness yet? Good. I guess I will start with something more about me. Maybe... I don't drink soda I drink soda now, I just do it very rarely compared to before, I do much prefer water. I don't eat breads too much anymore That is only because I don't have the willpower to make myself a damn sandwhich or some toast. But I do eat LOTS of pasta, mainly because I love to make and create pasta dishes. I am not as skinny as my pictures look. I also do not look my weight, and I am very pretty(That extra bit was put there so my older sister would not beat me the death) Um. I love card gamesi.e. Rummy, blackjack, solitaire, spider solitaire, texas hold 'em, and pretty much anything else poker. That's what I get for living in Las Vegas too long I guess. Solitaire is hard though.I love vegetables. Every kind. Mushrooms, peppers, brussel sprouts, broccoli, everything. I even like spinach and when I cook I use lots of vegetable, not only just for a side dish, but in the main dish as well, I prefer to cook with fresh vegetables only, but from a can is just as well. And I cannot cook without onions most of the time.. that is my every-dish-veggie. I actually disapprove of my look((since my sister is not here, i can be honest lol)) and there is not much i can do to fix it lol. You cant fix ugly XD I do not think I am ugly anymore, I believe that I am gorgeous, but I am not arrogant about it unless I am joking. And I believe I am perfect, yes I believe perfection is acheivable. Anyone who believes they are perfect, is perfect. If you find nothing wrong with yourself.. you are perfect. Personal belief. If I get a single message about how "no one is perfect" and whatnot. I will block you and never talk to you ever again. I love comedy. I love people who care. I hate psycho-emotional people.. i hate the "emo-style" only because most of the people who dress emo are without issues, rich, and find reasons to be unhappy and make people feel sorry for them.. if you fall under that description.. leave. NOW. I go on Meebo.com a lot.. its my sweet escape... Myspace used to be, but now its just a fun little "side-game" i guess. Want to find somewhere where i am always at? Copy and paste one of the following and ask for meh!!
Http://www.meebo.com/room/desktopchat/
Http://www.meebo.com/room/emozone.us/ I see you have noticed that I stated that I hate "emo" or whatever and I am a regular in a chat room called EmoZone.US... and if you haven't noticed, you notice now. But that room has very few emo people. Most of the people there are very real and very fun to talk to.
Http://www.meebo.com/room/neverlandforever/
I have discovered something. The internet is just a game that everyone plays. Not everyone can quite yet distinguish this game from reality. The people who can, become game masters. You just have to realize that its all fake, and jump in the game yourself before you become obsessed with winning.
Life is pretty much the same way.. but you kinda have to take it seriously.. because if you don't have reality.... what do you have?
I've only met one person online, that I couldn't look at and convince myself it was unreal. One.. person.
ANYWHO!!!! Guess what.. i dunno, but I am finally 17 now.. yay.. I really should change that comment i made up there about almost being 17.. but I really really don't want to.
I make all my layouts on my own. THANK YOU PHOTOSHOP! And I also make layouts for other people, so please, send in a request. I love doing it.
I do live in Lancaster, Ohio. I live with friend Kelly and her daughter Danni Lee. We have 5 inside cats and a dog.
I am still unsure of two of the basement cat's names, but one is Pepper-ann. And the two upstairs cats are Ripley and Fiona. Then the german sheperd, Belle. The only male allowed to sleep in the house is Jake, Kelly's husband. But some of the male cats are Joey, Bruno, and Voldemort.
I am so glad to have animals around again.
I will continue this section another time,
My love to all of you!! MWAHZ!
((By the by, if you aren't my Lovie, don't hit on me.. I will block you and never talk to you again))
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Who I'd like to meet:
You. I want to meet you, the freak that is reading me page this very second. If you are reading this, then that means that you know I want you to message me this very second. I love you.............
I actually want to meet Hitler. That is not a joke. I would love to talk to him (with a translater) to attempt to understand more of how he thought. I can not tell the truth any more when I say I would love to have been his therapist....
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