-booze
-underage sex
-70's hairstyles
-cannibalism
-serrated knives and letter opener shankings
-kraft dinner
-aqua teen hunger force
-filthy facial hair
-booze
-endorphines
-throwing things at people until something breaks
-raping roadkill!
-obscene pornography
-extreme intoxication
-taco bell
-south park
-small animals that just so happen to be dead
-roof jumping
-music that we enjoy
-booze
we will no longer be booking until mid fall, there are great things afoot!
Ursa Major's first ever EP
URSA MAJOR! Greatest Hits: Volume Two
Available At Shows Now!
1. Twentieth Century Fox Presents(but not really): Ursa Major! A Musical
2. David Suzuki, Get Out From Underneath That Table
3. 6+4=11
4. Bring The Rope(because the only way to hang is by the neck)
5. Thank God You're A Country Boy John Denver
6. These Squids Mean Business!
7. Technically, I'm A Zombie
8. Take A Walk On The Tribal Side. Ft Tim Smith
9. It's All Fun and Games 'Til Someone Bingo Dabs Your Cat
10. So Long, Fuckers
Hey thanks for the kind words and comments. I just wanted to let you know that we have new music on the way, and that we are in a battle of the bands next week. So if you are in Utah, come check us out (details on our page), and we will be giving away free cd's from our upcoming FIRST ALBUM, "Dissapointment is control." Thanks for all the support, and the new music will be up soon, so stay posted.
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