Richard
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"VIVA THE URSA REVOLUCION!"
Male
33 years old
Bigby City, NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 10/13/2008
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Richard's Interests
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| General | Beer, beer, rawk, beer, punk, comics, beer, sundaes, beer sundaes, Shatner, porn, porn and beer with Shatner (er, watching - not taking part in), kicking arse, beer, comics and long walks on moonlit beaches. I also like my afternoon stories. | | Music | Listenin' to the Pistols while wankin' to Samantha Fox posters and episodes of "The Facts of Life." Mmm.... Tootie. Hook me up to deathmetalkillcrazypunkdialstoeleven ipods and I'm good for th' day. | | Movies | [LIST OF PORNOGRAPHIC TITLES CENSORED BY THE MYSPACE COMMUNITY] and KING KONG. I love me that monkey. | | Television | This could take for bloody-fucking forever. I'll email you a list or a spreadsheet. Right. An' I also might upload me boot right in yer arse. | | Books | PLANETARY, AUTHORITY, STREET ANGEL, DEMO, QUEEN AND COUNTRY, SCOTT PILGRIM-what now? Oh, BOOK books? Not comics? Er... uh... SUPERFUDGE?
Is SPORTS ILLUSTRATED a book? | | Heroes | Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill, Shatner, Warren Ellis, Union Jack, the kid from the Subway commercials, Leon Phelps: Ladies Man and Betelguese, the midget from the Howard Stern show. |
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Richard's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Bigby City! | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Rock!and!Roll!Superhero!... and Ice Cream guy | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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URSA MINORS interview at the Daily Oklahoman
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URSA MINORS: The End
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Give the Gift of Robotic Bears this Holiday Season!
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URSA MINORS 3 - Back Cover
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URSA MINORS .3 ships NEXT week; Not today
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About me:
The name's Rich Harrison, and along with m'mates, Tom and Harry, I'm one of the amazing Bear Suits that protect Bigby City from filth like no-carb or low-carb or whatever kind of arsery they wanna replace the White Castle sack with these days.
Heh. "Sack."
I'm gifted with a fabulous suit of armor that allows me incredible strength, night vision goggles and razor sharp claws. I spend my days discussing eighties TV, hanging at the local ice cream shop/comic store and protecting the good citizens of Bigby from dinosaurs, robotic movie directors and other weird foes alongside two idiots who think Shatner doesn't deserve genius recognition. Fools! FOOOLS! I smoke like Catherine-Zeta Jones's chest, have the stamina of a grizzly and the bedside manner of the same. Oi! Ladies! Once you go Bear yer bound to share.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Lindsey Lohan. Or Bea Arthur. I'm not picky. Oh, but no German sex midgets... let's just say ah, there was an incident.
Lookin' fer likeminded type folks that know the genius of Slurpees and have licked once - but not twice - the face of one William T. Shatner.
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