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The Useless Bastards
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Songs you love on instruments you hate!





BROOKLYN, New York
United States

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Last Login:  11/29/2008
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Member Since1/6/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.uselessbastards.net
Band MembersCapt Ahab: Accordian & Vocals

Park: Banjolin, Guitar, & Vocals

Preach: Mandolin, Guitar, & Vocals

Bullpork: Ukulele, Trombone, & Vocals

Sinna: Bass & Vocals

Sounds Likeass
Record Labeloh pleeeeeeze.


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   About The Useless Bastards
We're a band in Brooklyn. We play where people drink. It's good. We have a CD you can get at our shows. It's pretty useless, but you should come get one anyway. One day soon we'll have our CD up on the internets. We hear that the internets is a good way to sell CDs.



"I put that CD in my car, and me [and my buddy] laughed our f**kin' balls off all the way home!" - Bullpork's mechanic





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Will Scott

Will Scott



Jul 6 2009 4:17 PM

Will Scott's new album, GNAWBONE is here!!! The CD is available at CDBaby and other online retailers.







Over three years in the making, GNAWBONE is Scott's fully-produced studio debut and features a crack team of hand-picked musicians as well as guest performances by Jan Bell, Jolie Holland, Samantha Parton, and Preacher Boy (the album's producer).
Love Camp 7

Love Camp 7



May 16 2009 12:07 AM

..
Come to The Big Rock Show
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Armando Romé

Armando Romé



May 6 2009 11:23 PM

Hey hola te invito a escuchar mi musica y a comprar mi disco
cdbaby.com/cd/armandorome

saludos
NY Ukulele Ensemble

NY Ukulele Ensemble



Apr 8 2009 2:56 AM

Please check out our new "vampire bankers" music video. A friend who directed Madonna's first music vid directed this, too. We think it's pretty funny. Hope you like it.
Thanks for being our friend! Uke Jackson and the NY Ukulele Ensemble
Miss Tess

Miss Tess



Nov 13 2008 12:18 AM

Hello Brooklyn!...my trio is playing in Brooklyn this Sunday night @ The Jalopy Theater (315 Columbia St, Red Hook, Brooklyn). Show starts at 8, we play at 9:30. Come by if you can.

love,
Miss Tess
Lady J

Juliana Herrera



May 9 2008 2:22 PM


Hey The Useless Bastards, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks

Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks



Apr 20 2008 12:39 PM

Howdy you Useless Bastards!

Gee, you fellas are sure sounding swell!

Keep on ukin'!

 Hot Time Harv’s Rollercoaster of Kicks

Cheers . . .



"Hot Time" Harv McFine


Buy the CD
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Jon Dryden

Jon Dryden



Feb 25 2008 8:14 AM

We really are so fucking useless.
Donnie Diamonds

Donnie Diamonds



Dec 24 2007 7:01 PM

Crap! I wanna download some useless Christmas songs. For free! Aw hell.
Morey

Morey



Nov 29 2007 3:52 PM

Say it ain't so, Pa.

Say it ain't so. :(
elizabeth!

elizabeth!



Nov 28 2007 4:32 PM

Oh, I wonder who Bullpork could be? :)
Bill Malchow

Bill Malchow



Nov 28 2007 5:46 AM

oh ho ho
the MuDHippieS

the MuDHippieS



Sep 25 2007 1:17 AM

When are you Bastards gonna write me a new record?
BASTARD NATION: The Adoptee Rights Organization

BASTARD NATION: The Adoptee Rights Organization



Aug 8 2007 1:18 PM

Always nice to find more bastards. Adoptee rights are civil rights!

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Marisa

Marisa



Jul 10 2007 5:14 AM

You know why you guys are Useless? 'Cause ya don't play any shows in my atmosphere. What the F? Ammend this...bastards.
J. Walter Hawkes

J. Walter Hawkes



Jun 13 2007 12:58 AM

Hey man, I did a night by myself with Bryan once, too. I think we should just give him notice. He's got a perfect attendance record! That's hardly useless!!!
the MuDHippieS

the MuDHippieS



Jun 2 2007 11:47 PM

Bastards.
Donnie Diamonds

Donnie Diamonds



May 17 2007 6:22 PM

I'm sayin' your Manhattan residency is at BOA.
Love Camp 7

Love Camp 7



Apr 24 2007 10:57 PM

You guys ARE useless!!
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Much respect from the outer boroughs
Karling Abbeygate

Karling Abbeygate



Mar 2 2007 2:24 AM

Hey there, hope you're having a wonderful week!


Kisses Karling XXX

Emily

Emily Rakestraw



Feb 8 2007 9:22 PM

just listened to you guys for 9 hours in a row driving from indiana to georgia. love for the bastards.
Detour, pre- 10/30/06

Detour, pre- 10/30/06



Jan 17 2007 4:47 AM



Greetings!
from the Ghost Of Detour Past.

THE MOONLIGHTERS

THE MOONLIGHTERS



Jan 1 2007 6:55 PM

Hi guys,

Bastards are some of my favorite people!!!
Let's rock out soon on some homely instruments.
Love,
Bliss
Theresa Miele

Theresa Miele



Dec 2 2006 7:08 PM

TO:

The Useless Bastards



Fatefully,

Theresa






Ned Vizzini

Ned Vizzini



Nov 29 2006 1:58 PM

hey guys, can i make a suggestion and please tell you to put "NOTHING BUT A USELESS BASTARD" as one of your songs up here?

It is my favorite and also, I think, honestly, one of the great tunes of all time. See you Wednesday.
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