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mmm orgies!lol do you guys /gals do the typical meal or is your meal a little different? just curious. mine was typical. i had 2 thanksgivings because my friend came home from S.Carolina and his mom made us all a meal yesterday! i think i'll join you on the treadmill for a few hours!;) lol
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.
She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr. Chang.
She asked Dr. Chang, "Doctor, please help me find out what's wrong with me!"
So Dr. Chang said, "Take off all yu cwothes." So she did. Then he said, "Now, get on yu hands and knees and crawl weal fas away frum me, den craw weal fas back to me." So the young lady did.
Dr. Chang looked at her said, "I know what wong with yu... Yu got weal bad case of Zachary disease!"
The lady asked, "What the heck is that?!"
Dr. Chang replied, "Dat's wen yu face lok zachary like yur butt"!
for some reason i was having trouble typing a response to your blog. so here it is in your comments!:) beautiful letter! i still feel my dad's mom's presence so i don't feel like she left.as for my mom's mom- i don't feel her presence. i try to take time to show everybody in my life how much they mean to me but they aren't always up for it. or open to it. but i wish you the best. i think your grand ma does know how much she meant to you-and vice versa. peace!
I just saw your status and wanted to tell you how sorry I am. You have my deepest condolences and heartfelt sympathy. I'll say an extra prayer tonight just for your Grandma. God bless.
Good morning!! How've you been, Sweetie? I'm sorry I haven't been by in a while, but my laptop got a trojan. Yeah, not fun, but Tony fixed it. So I've been writing since I got my deadline extended. Yay...now I need to do everything else LOL Well, I better run. I need to catch up on a few weeks of being a lousy friend LOL Have a good one!
Thanks for adding me as a friend. Just wanted to let you know I have a new Comedy Central special taping Sept. 6th in NYC that will air later in the year. Make sure you keep checking in on the page and my website jimbreuer.com for new videos and upcoming tour dates. There is a lot of exciting stuff going on this year and I hope you keep checking in. Thanks again for being a fan!
I just wanted to say thank you for accepting. I know it sucks getting random band adds and the fact that you actually accepted means a lot. So thank you very musch, you are epic. Stay that way.
Good, I can't wait to see what you post. I've been posting historical blogs lately. When you get a chance, stop on by and let me know what you think. It's not too historical at times, but it's interesting stuff. Hope you're having a great week!
I'm sorry I haven't been by in a while, but I've been so busy with the kids, trying to make deadline, keeping house, planning my wedding and trying to keep up with everyone in the process. I've never looked forward to weekends like I do now LOL How's life treating you over there? Everything's going well I hope.
A woman has strengths that amaze me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. Cries when she's happy, and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional; there's only one thing wrong with her, and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth. Pass this on to every beautiful woman you know. I just did.
Earth Hour is an international event that asks households and businesses to turn off their lights and non-essential electrical appliances for one hour on the evening of 29 March at 8 pm local time until 9 pm to promote electricity conservation and thus lower carbon emissions.
It is promoted by World Wide Fund for Nature Australia (WWF), an environmental lobby group, and the Sydney Morning Herald. The first Earth Hour was held in Sydney, Australia between 7:30 pm and 8:30 pm on 31 March 2007. The 2007 Earth Hour is estimated to have cut Sydney's mains electricity consumption by between 2.1% and 10.2% for that hour, with as many as 2.2 million people taking part. A second Earth Hour, in 2008, is planned to be an international event held in Sydney, many partner cities, and individuals around the world participating.
On Saturday, March 29, 2008, Earth Hour invites people around the world to turn off their lights for one hour – from 8:00pm to 9:00pm in their local time zone. On this day, cities around the world, including Copenhagen, Chicago, Melbourne, Dubai, and Tel Aviv, will hold events to acknowledge their commitment to energy conservation.
To mark the moment, please turn off all your lights and unused appliances at the switch at exactly 8 pm for one hour.
We can sacrifice just one hour that can make a difference for everyone, can’t we?
Thanks so much in helping make Earth Hour a huge global event and enjoy your hour of darkness.
OMG I have completely lost faith in humanity LOL The nest thing we hear is someone saying the 3 Bears invaded their home and ate their porridge LMAO Please let me bulletin this. My friends will go nuts over it LOL
