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useless wooden toys
Punk / Hardcore / Thrash

r.i.p. chris johnson 1976-2008



MINNEAPOLIS
United States

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Member Since2/28/2005
Band Members Cookie-guitar, bacon teeth-bass, R-TYPE-growls, Johnson-screams,Chris Donenothing-drums
Influences Cryptic Slaughter, Discharge, Negative Approach,Moderate Likvidation,Doom, Extreme Noise Terror,Spazz,Disrupt,Unholy Grave,Mass Seperation,Bird Flesh,Jerrys Kids(boston),Gang Green,Fang,JFA,The Faction,Poison Idea,king diamond, tom hanks, candy bars, skating for fun ..... dude face.poison, dead milkmen, peg boy, hirax, fred savage, fku, eddy money, john stamos,also playing music for fun.....
Sounds Like a school bus full of kids crashing down the side of a hill
Record LabelLearning Curve/Do Yourself In
Type of LabelMajor


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   About useless wooden toys
Christopher Allen Johnson was born in South Bend Indiana on June 8th,1976.He married the love of his life Michele Riordan on his birthday,June 8th 2007.He is survived by his wife Michele,mother Wendy,father Kenny,sister Dawn,cousin Ryan,and his two nephews Christopher and Taylor. Chris Johnson was of two singers in the Minneapolis based thrash/hardcore band Useless Wooden Toys.He was also the lead vocalist in another Minneapolis band called Loaded First /Bonner head.Music and skating were his passions.When Useless Wooden Toys would tour,he and the boys would invade every skate park in the nation along the way.He loved to play thrash,and was a very proficient skater.Chris was a standup guy who was always there for friends and family.He made many friends on the road and this is a devastating loss to all that knew him,gigged with him,and partied with him. Chris Johnson was murdered June 21st,2008 for defending a female friend of his who was being groped by a random redneck named Brian P. White in Bloomington Indiana.The murderer was caught by police two hours after the attack hiding in a cellar like a coward.Chris fought the attacker Brian P. White, off of his friend,then White ran into the home where the house show/party being held,grabbed a knife,and attacked Chris stabbing him in the chest. Chris Johnson died for being a standup guy who was defending a female from being groped unwillingly by White.He will always be honored and remembered as a great friend,husband,brother and skater that he was.Rest in peace bro.You will be missed and never forgotten -Yapple Ruelas Maximum rocknroll 303

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FAGGOT

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Oct 24 2009 6:33 AM

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See the fantastic and shocking motion picture, KLOWNBOY CIRCUS OF GORE at the Riverview Theater (3800 42nd Ave S Minneapolis, MN 55406) on Saturday, Oct. 24th 2009!
Movie starts at 12:00 AM $7.00 at the door. 
Show up at 11:30 to see MOMMY SEZ NO live in the theater!

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Signaturetone Recording (now booking December)

Signaturetone Recording (now booking December)



Oct 20 2009 3:38 PM

Come grab an advanced copy of the new fuzzgrungenoisepop album from my band The Sextons, and as always let me know how I can help out with your next tasty record!

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Sep 28 2009 5:41 PM


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Jul 28 2009 6:17 AM

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Jul 24 2009 9:42 PM



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Ibex Moon Records

Ibex Moon Records



Jul 19 2009 7:07 PM

Available from Ibex Moon Records:
DREAMING DEAD - "Within One" CD
HOD - "Serpent" CD
RAPE PILLAGE & BURN - "Songs Of Death, Songs Of Hell" MCD


Coming soon on Ibex Moon Records.

THORNAFIRE - "Vorex Deconstrucción" CD In stores 7/21/2009
GOREAPHOBIA - "Mortal Repulsion" CD In Stores 8/18/2009
ASPHYX - "Death...The Brutal Way" CD In Stores 8/18/2009

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Carrion Crawler

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Jul 3 2009 4:00 AM

REALLY missin' you dudes!!!!!!!
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Jul 2 2009 10:56 PM


NEW KILLER TRACKS UP! CHECK 'EM OUT!
Signaturetone Recording (now booking December)

Signaturetone Recording (now booking December)



Jul 1 2009 3:18 AM


Big things a-cookin’ at Signaturetone Recording – lots of new high quality samples and pictures of our freshly remodeled studio have been posted. Browse through our large selection of genre samples for tastes of all the styles we’ve worked with – if you like what you hear, we can do it for you! Also, big congratulations to all of our newly signed bands, as well as everyone who put out some buzz making records in the last few months; you’re making us look good! Who wants to be next? Get in touch now for July and August booking! Come find out how we can give you a record you can stand behind and get out to the masses.

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May 26 2009 3:24 PM

Backyard Blowout '09! Eleven bands, no cover! This will be the biggest party of the summer, hope to see you there!


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May 25 2009 5:28 PM


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May 21 2009 6:13 AM

i am leaving soon... being here sucks.
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May 1 2009 8:29 PM

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BEGIN

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Apr 22 2009 11:55 AM

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Overdose On Records

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Apr 8 2009 5:15 PM

Check these amazing releases out !



Coming soon...
Common Enemy / Aggressive Force - Split 7"
Rat Byte - 12" Discography
Common Enemy -"Living the Dream?" CD / LP (*NEW FULL LENGTH*)


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7x8x6 THRASHARD

7x8x6 THRASHARD



Apr 5 2009 6:34 AM

Yo!! what's up hommies!! 786 THRASHARD now is back from the dead!! hahaha!!
hey guys, If you interested in our work, here the deal:

for black and white: rm50/usd50
colours: rm80/usd80

take care,
keep in touch!!
DAPPER MIKE

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Apr 4 2009 9:28 PM

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