The chances that I think you're a douchebag are great. I can't stand people that routinely butcher the English language. You know, grown men and women who can't tell the difference between "there","their" and "they're". I also can't stand grown men and women who routinely use "LOL" in daily conversation.
I'm a film and music snob, according to a survey of my peers. I respond to this by saying that no self-respecting film or music snob would like "Mr. Deeds" or "I'd Really Like to See You Tonight", respectively.
I don't like people who "hate ignorance" because they're mostly oblivious as to what ignorance is.
I do like tacos and burritos, in a variety of forms.
I hate MySpace pages with a ton of graphics and music on them. Just because you have a plethora of clip art and a playlist that includes obscure Mars Volta tunes, it does not mean that you are in any way, shape or form an interesting person. It merely means you can Google better than your avereage retarded orangutan.