Rattlesnake High School, The Jungle, Otis, Emperor Penguin, SuperPunk, 25th Century Heroes, Feast of Pedro, Rocktron, Uncle Elaine, The Skullz, Hey Swayze, Perfect Gentlemen, Sketchcore, Mission Improvable,Hawkoff, Mothproof, Radar7, Job Fair, The Signatures, Two Cups of Juice, The Reckoning, People of Earth, TJ and Dave, Quartet, Dasarisky, Carl and the Passions. Trespassers Only, Absolunacy, Neckbeard, Smarty Pants Theater Co-op, Blackwall Hitch
You can't use the bathroom unless you're really hurting... emotionally
A typical night at Brary and The Tuck's house
The Trapper's commercial won a fucking Emmy!!!
Who I'd like to meet: "The earth shall crack and lands break, brother shall lose brother and sister the same. Land shall unhinge and drift in a fiery pool of molten improv. Inhospitable. Chaotic. Ears will bleed under deafening sounds of talking heads. Lungs will convulse from caustic smoke of cleverness. Skin will burn from searing flames of blue humor. Man will claw at his own throat to end the suffering. Madness will envelope the earth. Hope will disappear. Darkness falls. Until one day. The last remaining audience will wake floating in this hell. Gripping each other in sweaty desperation. And in the distance there will be a new object. On the horizon. Surging through the molten waves. Steaming ahead. Cutting the smoke. Blasting a clarion call. Offering salvation at the end of a asbestos life preserver. A juggernaut. A vision. A vessel. The USS Rock and Roll." ~The Squeeze
