Uva
Uva Ass actually doesn't taste that bad

Female
26 years old
Harlots-ville, Virginia
United States



Last Login: 6/19/2009
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    Uva's Interests
GeneralCumdrops on noses; Whiskers on sex kittens; Hot cops with medals who'll beat my sweet face in
MusicLet's start with a very good rimming, A very good place to fart. When I was young I really loved ABC, But "When Smokey Sings" started to grate on me. Hate on me. My first prison bid just happened to be Cuz of ABC. Why'd That Jerk Keep Play Ing That Song? Why'd! Oh why'd he choose C-12? That! Was a Satan song from hell! Jerk! For steppin' to me in the club! Keep! Your hands off of my ass! Play! With my anus? No! Ing! Insurance that you'll need! That! How'd that tongue get in my ass? That's how this song brought us to blows! When Smokey Sings I hear violence.
MoviesI am all the drama you need.
TelevisionI am all the reality you need.
BooksI am all the ...pages... you need. Fuck you, I'm high right now.
HeroesFuck with the Cheerleader Fuck with the World

     Uva's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Cybertron
Body type:5' 9"
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Cock-Knocker
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Uva's Schools
University Of Virginia-Main Campus
Charlottesville, VA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Pop Lock and Droppin
Minor: Walkin it Out
Clubs: LUG Chuggers. Our motto, "I don't give a fuck if she's just kissing me to get boys' attention."
 

2007 to 2010

   Uva's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass
Please tell me that girls can't play bass. Please. Tell me. I want you to.



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   Uva's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a hot-rockin', pop-lockin' chiquita who's gone bananas, dawg. I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Boys. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Regretfully they smell us But firmly they compel us To say "Fuck You" to You
Who I'd like to meet:
Girls in tight dresses who drag with mustaches; Chicks drivin' fast; Ingenues with long lashes; Women who long, love, lust; Women who give



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Feb 27 2008 1:19 AM


hello daaah-lin please to meechu!
THE FALSIES

THE FALSIES



Feb 26 2008 7:22 PM

How do we rock thee? Let us count the ways.
We rock thee to the depth and breadth and height
our souls can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
We rock thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
We rock thee freely, as men strive for Right;
We rock thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
We rock thee with a passion put to use
In our old griefs, and with our childhoods' faith.
We rock thee with a beat we seemed to lose
With our lost picks, --- we rock thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all our lives! --- and, if God choose,
We shall but rock thee better after death.

rockingly,

The Falsies
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