I Eat Corporate America
Jake Campbell
Jake Campbell Deformed and loving it.

Male
22 years old
ONSTED, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
Oh, and I like the creative process of.. anything.
Music Pretty much anything, just as long as it doesn't stand for something I despise. ..
MoviesViolent movies, horror movies, and family comedies!
Television
BooksPhilosophy books really interest me, I love seeing people's views on life. I also enjoy video game novels, Anne Rice novels, and Post Apocalyptic
HeroesTexas Ranger. Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
80%
Lex Luthor
74%
The Joker
73%
Apocalypse
67%
Magneto
65%
Venom
60%
Riddler
58%
Juggernaut
55%
Mr. Freeze
51%
Kingpin
51%
Dark Phoenix
49%
Two-Face
47%
Green Goblin
43%
Poison Ivy
41%
Mystique
27%
Catwoman
22%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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Groups: BrowncoatsGamers.Play by post D+DThe 2007 Haunting Cast and CrewMount Pleasant Gaming AssociationChurch of GamerismAdrian College Gaming Association

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     I Eat Corporate America's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Onsted
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Children:Someday
Education:High school

   I Eat Corporate America's Schools
Onsted Community High School
Onsted,Michigan
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

2002 to 2006



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About me:


Hey! My name is Jake Campbell and I'm twenty years old. Through my living room window is a view that leads to the sparkling blue water (sometimes) of Loch Erin. It's quite a change from my place of origin, but it's still a great place to live. As for what I do, allow me to share with you personal secret. The brain that rests within the confines of my cranium is constantly being overloaded with ideas. For this, I've evolved and have been endowed with a special organ that pumps out creativity. I utilize this gift through mediums of music, literature, and general philosophy. I am currently involved with someone who I am deeply in love with. Any attempt to describe the amount of affection I hold for her would probably cause blood to hemorrhage out from your eyes. That would of course be before your monitor would errupt into a shower of debris. I will try and contain these powerful feelings, and simply say; I love Megan Bancroft.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet Lewis Black because he and I share quite a few ideals, not to mention he's my favorite comedian. I'd also like to meet Mike Patton, Patrick Bateman, and Ghandi. Oh, and I detest know it all facists. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



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I Eat Corporate America has 142 friends.
 *Bohemian Rainbow* [MeGSY B. ArTsY] 


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 Runing and Guning 


 Chaos 


 Rathe 


 Forche 


 Jimmy 


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 Captain Autum Black Snow 


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Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Nov 29 2009 3:39 AM


Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Nov 29 2009 3:26 AM

Sorry for the late reply! Jamie's brain fell out and she had a hard time remembering where that happened >.>;;;

^-^ my dad has 3 cows now..one died D: But they are named Norman, Burger, and Max (Max is the gay cow)

^-^ woot! Random farm animals for the win! Didn't Forche have like ..what were they *scritches head* O.o goats?

Mwhahaaa >.> now I wish I WAS that old man <.< I hate people.

Is it sick that on a MMO I am starting to play..you can summon a high lvl boss out of a special item anywhere outside of towns >.> and I plan to do this just to watch other people die? <.<

 Awww you need to get the Killings Floor! It's fun! ^-^ I am on whenever..it might change when I get up to Ohio tho .-. I am usually on in the afternoon around like 6PM and on. Speaking of Steam! I tried to message you like 2 days in a row on there and everytime you sign out ;~;..are you not on there late at night?  *giggles* it's fun to influence your friends into awesome things like Steam! ^-^ I used it for a REALLY long time on different friends accounts =D

How was your Turkey Day? (Thanks Giving)

FUNNY!!! Pictures, Images and Photos
Psycroptipath

Psycroptipath



Nov 27 2009 8:24 PM

ONE WORD! WHAT THE........... I have been doin Up.. Bored tho....  Cant wait to eat a huge sub from the god of meats
Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Nov 12 2009 7:10 PM

Thats fucking awesome! I met someone from Africa the other day! ^-^ He was really nice! And I can see how stoners can sniff out a hotdog cart from miles away! Those munchies set in and their nosese are a sniffin! *giggles* Oh the stoners of Onsted!

   ^-^ Yea taking classes is a good thing! I hate the job market >.< it doesn't love lil ol Jamie. Becomind a rocker would be kick ass ^-^. OMG Door-to-door metal head!? That just sounds epic in itself! Oh Jake you come up with the greatest ideas!

Oh new update on my life..well my dads >.< He apparently has like 4 cows and 2 pigs now in my old home town >.>. It's very silly to think about I think! <.< Also..you'll get a kick out of this ..one of the cows is named Hamburger! =D *laughs*

Aww you and Meg have always been the sweetest to me! ^-^ I hope I can soon be welcomed back! I miss it there! It was soooo pretty!

Hahaha yea that man probably died after that happened to him! I dunno what I could do if I spent 30+ years of my life on something and then some asshat destroys it...Hmm I take that back..I most likely would go on a mass murder killing spree >.>

I added you on Steam! I hope thats cool with you ^-^. My accounts autumblack..currently under the alas MEEP. I do indeed play on steam ^-^ currently playing Killing Floor..cause I like to swat at bloats..and have sexy bloat parties!

Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Nov 7 2009 11:57 PM

^-^ We dun has any benefits that I know of ^_~

Don't worry Jake, I'll still be here for you and Meg ^-^ I promise! Besides you two are too awesome to not go and hang with sometime!

Hahahaa yea kids can be a pain! *giggles* what age kids did you put up with so far? The little nubbly ones with stubbly fingers that cannot reach all the strings, or little teenage punksters? And I'd totally take guitar lessons from you! Woot you go Chicken! *Associates Dance*

I can't fucken believe you are actually sellin hotdogs with davy >.< I get a kick out of just thinking about it! I am not gonna complain it sucks trying to get a job here. Fucking gay ass Georgia!

Yea Jims parents had that discussion that we're supporting you and your not paying any rent and what not >.< which I feel like a huge asshat about ;~;

They pretty much put a date that I have to have a job by December 3rd. And if I plan on moving they dun see a reason for me to get a job. Oh and I would hope to be moving up to Ohio ^-^ just next to you guys in Michigan! That's exciting! I have to discuss this with Jims parents, well just tell them what I want to do, because they cannot stop me. >.<

I am a dream follower ^-^ so Imma do what I feel is right in that sense. I will miss Jim and his family but Imma stay in touch of course!

"I'm gonna make is soooo dry for you" I love that!

 Oh and if you haven't seen this video..you are gonna love it ^-^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6a_F5E7laY

Oh Jake! I just remembered >.> unless you posted it somewhere on your myspace that I didn't see..do you use Steam?
Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Oct 22 2009 1:45 AM

Yes your other comment was sent!! ^-^

It's okies Chicken ^-^ it's for the best we broke up. I was stupid and for a long time I already saw it was going to have to happen. Jim needs more experience with relationships as do I. But I was his first serious one and I am glad that he will have more opportunity to date ^-^. We're still friends, ^-^ we were kinda like best friends with benefits in a way really cause we care about each other still and
 

I'll still watch his back and I know he'll watch mine.

Plus I feel I was really restricting his social life with friends...yea I know that's like the worst thing a girl friend can do ^-^ so I wasn't that great of a girl friend anyways!

^_^ Woot woot! I am really happy to hear you guys are rocking as usual! ^-^ That makes me super happy!
 I'll have to ask her about that new artsy school! I am excited for her! What classes are you taking? *bounce bounce bounce* And GUITAR LESSONS!! ^-^ Thats awesome! I remember when you sang and played that one song for Jim! It was great!


A hot dog cart!?! OMG LOL!! That made me lol soooo bad! ^-^ Is that as kick ass as I can imagine it being with you working?

I have to admit I am gonna miss your pelvic thrusts to the ticket machine in Kohls.

Awwww! Hospital fees!? ;~; that sucks ass! Poor meg!

have been chillin like a villain >.> well JK to that! Really I have been kinda stressed with the break up, I need to get my ass in a job and get out of the house. It really sucks living with your ex, I care about Jim and all but it's just really weird ._.

Along with that I have been going to college and hoping to finish this semester with A's so I can move my ass out of Georgia, ^-^ I thinks I am moving north!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

^_^ Yea that other video is pretty great! ^-^ I figured I can send you some funny shit that actually makes sense for once ^-^<bR
Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Oct 19 2009 8:40 PM

Hey ya Chicken ^-^

It's okies..I guess..I mean with me and Jim not being together it kinda sucks ass being here =D

^-^ I am really doing alright actually *giggles*

It's super awesome to have a comment from you! It's been forever! How the hell are you!? I miss being in Michigan and hanging with you and Meg ;-;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvtNYyVoWo
Runing and Guning

Runing and Guning



Oct 15 2009 1:18 AM

ya, WTF is with that hot dog cart seen you the other day give me a day to fo this. p.s. i have gf now i am getting a 9800 next week with a 1 gig gddr3. anyways ya we need to chill give call at 517-403-7398 or 517-960-0301 me and you can hang out. its been too long
*Bohemian Rainbow* [MeGSY B. ArTsY]

*Bohemian Rainbow* [MeGSY B. ArTsY]



Oct 13 2009 4:17 PM

I thought your little animated thing was cute so I made one so he won't be alone.
Love you sweetie!
*Bohemian Rainbow* [MeGSY B. ArTsY]

*Bohemian Rainbow* [MeGSY B. ArTsY]



Oct 13 2009 4:16 PM



Get your own BuddyPoke!

Psycroptipath

Psycroptipath



Aug 1 2009 8:29 PM

NIGGA.. WHERE ART THOU.. Um..... FUCK WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?!?!??!
simon

simon



Jul 25 2009 6:31 PM

hey man what u been up too give me ur number so i can call ur bitch ass
simon

simon



Jun 25 2009 5:22 AM

dude we need to hang out soon
Chaos

Chaos



Jun 11 2009 12:24 AM

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Jun 9 2009 5:12 PM

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Alexander Myers



Jun 1 2009 4:33 PM

Indeed. I figure that an ugly mug hidden is still an ugly mug.
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May 19 2009 5:27 AM

Hails to you, almighty fan of the Goat! We just wanted to make sure you were one of the first to know that we will be giving our debut album Apocryphal out for Free on May 22nd electronically, here at Goatmill HQ




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Bex

Rebecca Ryan



May 13 2009 2:18 AM

guess what!

=Rawr!=

Bet I scared you, didn't I?
Alex

Alexander Myers



May 9 2009 9:01 PM

That's cool. I'm about to graduate high school finally. I'm just reading mostly, sitting around... Nothing really noteworthy. I'm going to try and work on a short story sooner or later... Just little things.
Alex

Alexander Myers



May 8 2009 1:45 PM

Hey Jake. What's up?
Chaos

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Captain Autum Black Snow

Jamie Carpenter



Apr 27 2009 7:15 PM

It's the new age games man!! ^_^ Keep up with the times! gosh! JK

^_^ we love to torment your mind!
Jimmy

Jimmy Decker



Apr 27 2009 5:07 PM

Not sure... but the song sure is catchy!

Noby noby noby noby noby noby noby!
Bex

Rebecca Ryan



Apr 26 2009 6:43 PM

I had already called him...so I'm going to be heading out there in a while. I need to shower still...but I've been distracted by shiny objects...but I need the practice staying up now, since in a few months, I will not get ANY sleep... >_>
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