VACATIONLAND
"I KINDA SUCK AT LIFE SO I JUST DON'T TRY..."

Male
31 years old
Portland, MAINE
United States



Last Login:4/2/2007
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  http://www.myspace.com/vacationlandmovie  

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    VACATIONLAND's Interests
GeneralI enjoy taking pulls off the two-footer, eating leftover KFC, snapping the carrot to free porn sites... because that's good enough for me. That's where I am at right now. This is my life.
MusicAll I really listen to is WSSP. It doesn't suck. It swallows.
Movies"LYLE WALTERS, THIS IS YOUR LIFE" I also like anything that could be considered a cross between BETTER OFF DEAD and IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE...
TelevisionI don't watch too much TV because my deaf/mildly retarded mom watches it too loudly. I basically just take bong rips and masturbate to hardcore german broadband porn.
BooksJet-Packing For Dummies Kahlil Gibran's "The Prophet"

     VACATIONLAND's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:West Portland
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Pizza Delivery Boy
Income:Less than $30,000

   VACATIONLAND's Schools
Maine Community College System
Augusta, ME
Graduated: N/A
 

1995 to 1997

   VACATIONLAND's Companies
Pizza Palace
West Portland, Maine US
Delivery Boy

2001-



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   VACATIONLAND's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Lyle Walters. Please don't confuse me with my closeted, yet obviously gay, identical twin brother, Carl. I am at a crossroads of sorts. A point where I must make a choice. A choice to reach for my dreams or to accept my lot in life. At this point, both options are equally appealing.



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Who I'd like to meet:
My high school girlfriend, Laura. We've been broken up for a decade, but I still love her, restraining order or no...

   VACATIONLAND's Friend Space (Top 8)
VACATIONLAND has 65 friends.
 THE CW 


 The Super Secret Project 


 K.B. 


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 Krypto the superdog 


 Mooby's Presents: Clerks II 





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The Super Secret Project





Nov 6 2006 2:44 PM

Oh Yeah!
Rocky





Oct 3 2006 7:02 PM

Yo !
The Super Secret Project





Aug 29 2006 10:31 AM

Who did we lose, brother? I could have sworn we'd maxed out at 73 friends before.
hannah





Aug 24 2006 10:42 PM

where can i buy the soundtrack? i LOVE journey!
SATCHEL UNDERWOOD





Aug 23 2006 9:56 AM

is this the gay movie? AWESOME.
The Super Secret Project





Jul 20 2006 11:26 AM

How the Christ am I going to yell at myself? Can I tell myself that please?
Dano





Jul 17 2006 1:11 PM

Congrats!!!! You rock!
Josh





Jul 17 2006 12:56 PM

congrats you big fucking h-mo.
timmy brown





Jun 22 2006 12:58 PM

you r the fucking man and when i get of probation we will rip it you sick fuck.... we hould wear suits on sunday hahahahah.. i am
Dano





Jun 15 2006 1:15 PM

Hi Lyle! Can't wait to see you on the big screen next weekend! I want an autographed copy of the movie too :)
Crystal





Jun 6 2006 9:14 AM

I think I'm naughty nurse numero duce. . . . .if somebody let me watch the movie I would know for sure!
K.B.





Jun 6 2006 7:45 AM

Lyle you are and will always be my knight rider!
AARON





Jun 5 2006 4:51 PM

What Would Wiener Do?
SATCHEL UNDERWOOD





Jun 5 2006 10:57 AM

Thank you, Lyle. Your ideas are quite brilliant. Why are you wasting that beautiful mind of yours away on pizza delivery when it is obvious you should be working alongside Spielberg and Scorsese?
The Super Secret Project





Jun 5 2006 10:05 AM

Lyle, I may as well be the one to get Christian's sloppy seconds...
THE CW





Jun 5 2006 10:03 AM

Lyle, I might as well be the one to bust your myspace cherry...
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