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VACATIONLAND
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I KINDA SUCK AT LIFE SO I JUST DON'T TRY...
Male
33 years old
Portland, MAINE
United States
Last Login: 4/2/2007
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VACATIONLAND's Interests
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| General | I enjoy taking pulls off the two-footer, eating leftover KFC, snapping the carrot to free porn sites... because that's good enough for me. That's where I am at right now. This is my life. | | Music | All I really listen to is WSSP. It doesn't suck. It swallows. | | Movies | "LYLE WALTERS, THIS IS YOUR LIFE"
I also like anything that could be considered a cross between BETTER OFF DEAD and IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE... | | Television | I don't watch too much TV because my deaf/mildly retarded mom watches it too loudly. I basically just take bong rips and masturbate to hardcore german broadband porn. | | Books | Jet-Packing For Dummies
Kahlil Gibran's "The Prophet" |
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VACATIONLAND's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | West Portland | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Pizza Delivery Boy | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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VACATIONLAND's Companies
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Pizza Palace
West Portland, Maine US
Delivery Boy
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About me:
My name is Lyle Walters. Please don't confuse me with my closeted, yet obviously gay, identical twin brother, Carl. I am at a crossroads of sorts. A point where I must make a choice. A choice to reach for my dreams or to accept my lot in life. At this point, both options are equally appealing.
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Who I'd like to meet:
My high school girlfriend, Laura. We've been broken up for a decade, but I still love her, restraining order or no...
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