Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com
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My musical taste is all over the freakin' place. Ready? Queen, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Bjork, Pink Martini, Air Supply, Black Eyed Peas, AC/DC, Decemberists, 50 Cent, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Amos Lee, Bettye LaVette, Devotchka, Dashboard Confessional, Eartha Kitt, Dusty Springfield, Herbert Gronemeyer, Johnny Mathis, Journey, Missy Elliott, Peaches, Scissor Sisters, Von Iva, Tom Waits, Yaz and yes, Fergie.Movies
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Well, right now I'm reading "The Plot Against America" by Philip Roth (Genius!) Also enjoying Steve Martin's "An Object of Beauty." And reading "My Memoir" by Edith Bolt Galt WilsonHeroes
by David Bowie, great song, great album. Buy it on iTunes!
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About me:
..I'm a 5 foot tall killing machine. I only get in the express line at the market if I meet the requirements. Anyone who does otherwise is a jackhole. Baby got "back" and then some. My dog is smaller than most cats. Lois Griffin is the hottest animated mom of all time!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Steve Martin, Gene Wilder, Bill Clinton, Madeline Albright, and Walter Payton (were he alive and well.)Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Chicago
- Orientation: Straight
- Height: 5' 0"
- Religion: Jewish
- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Actress
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San Francisco State University
- San Francisco, CA
- Graduated: 1992
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Rhetoric
- Clubs: Finished in 3 years, biatch!
1989 to 1992

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Carts the Movie The award winning comedy film CARTS is now available on DVD at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0040ZNE72/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_jdp
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10 of 1803MoreHappy Holidays from Journey Home!
“A must read!" - - Knowledge Tree Bookstore
“Thanks for a Brilliant Book" – Terry
“I recommend the hell out of it!” -- John Bear
“Phenomenal on so many levels...tremendous!” - - Aimee’
Some fun stuff to watch :)
Ms. Black Swan parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuX68gGyV9I
King's Speech 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO73AfE9uvg
I hardly ever use myspace anymore. I guess I should look for you on other social networking sites.
Holy crap! I kind of forgot I even had a myspace page. It's been so freakin' long since I've been on. How the hell is everyone? I have some fun videos that I want to get up on here. Once I figure out how to do that, I will....
~alex
For more information about the film please visit: IMDB
Please join the CARTS page on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Carts/129312383783170
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Even though you haven't logged in for a LONG time, I hope your fans will enjoy my latest cartoon!
Keep Music On !!! Peace
Li††le Mons†er!

GaGa Ooooo La La! ;-)~
I LOVE YOU!!!
I love you forever,
and always until the end,
I can't live without you,
because you're my friend!!!
Love,
Lu Lu GaGa