Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com
"Killing the angels in the house..."

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35 years old
California
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Last Login: 7/5/2008
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GeneralEating candy
MusicMy musical taste is all over the freakin' place. Ready? Queen, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Bjork, Pink Martini, Air Supply, Black Eyed Peas, AC/DC, Decemberists, 50 Cent, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Amos Lee, Bettye LaVette, Devotchka, Dashboard Confessional, Eartha Kitt, Dusty Springfield, Herbert Gronemeyer, Johnny Mathis, Journey, Missy Elliott, Peaches, Scissor Sisters, Von Iva, Tom Waits, Yaz and yes, Fergie.
MoviesGo see CHILDREN OF MEN now!!!! Being There, The Jerk, The Party, The Apartment, The Man with Two Brains, Blazing Saddles, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Ordinary People...
TelevisionThe Shield is the greatest show on TV right now (except for Family Guy, of course!)
BooksWell, right now I'm reading "The Plot Against America" by Philip Roth (Genius!)
Heroesby David Bowie, great song, great album, released in 1999. Buy it on iTunes!

     Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 0"
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Actress

   Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com's Schools
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, CA
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Rhetoric
Clubs: Finished in 3 years, biatch!
 

1989 to 1992



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About me:


I'm a 5 foot tall killing machine. I only get in the express line at the market if I meet the requirements. Anyone who does otherwise is a jackhole. Baby got "back" and then some. My dog is smaller than most cats. Lois Griffin is the hottest animated mom of all time!

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Who I'd like to meet:
Barak Obama, Steve Martin, Gene Wilder, Pat Benatar, Bill Clinton, this girl from 5th grade that I beat the crap out of, sorry about that, Michelle, you were just all up in my face.



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Mz. Crystal





Jul 6 2008 8:00 AM

hi Alex!
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Jul 5 2008 4:43 PM

I LOVE YOU....I mean i really do...& thanks for not getting the, "I'm a Huge Star Sickness" and actually show people when your online..
Feeling Dead Sexy





Jul 4 2008 1:40 PM


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Jul 4 2008 12:26 PM


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Jul 4 2008 11:55 AM


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Jul 3 2008 9:52 PM

Hey babe.
I hope you have a Happy 4th! Be good!
Wieners 'n' Beans





Jul 3 2008 9:28 PM

Hey, Alex! I hope you have an awesome Fourth of July and a great holiday weekend! :-)

- Patrick




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Jul 3 2008 9:27 PM

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Jul 3 2008 3:59 PM


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Jul 3 2008 2:25 AM

Greetings from Noveltyland! You rock!
♫Alexina♫


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Jul 2 2008 8:17 PM

hey alex thabnks for the add

love your work!
†ßuƒƒy&ÂngelFan4Liƒe†~Jillian





Jul 2 2008 8:06 PM

madtv, ms. swan, madtv
THANKS FOR ADDING ME
Mister Boingster





Jul 2 2008 3:21 PM

Lois Griffin is such a MILF!

Thanks for the addition....:)
LilJoshy is selling peace


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Jul 2 2008 2:47 PM

Thanks for the add,Alex Borestein! I love you on MAD TV and my favorite sketches were the Miss Swan's they were totally funny. And you rock as Lois on Family Guy. See ya,Lil'Joshy! Commenty back on my MySpace http://www. myspace. com/panicpack121atmyspace
♥LuV ♥'s jEfF♥





Jul 2 2008 1:05 PM

Thank you for adding me....




Just a little bored...
Jazzy.Myst.Jazz





Jul 2 2008 11:49 AM

Duude, you're great!
=D
Larry


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Jul 2 2008 11:31 AM

Hi Alex, I'm a big fan of your work--thanks for the add!!!

Happy 4th of July!

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Jul 2 2008 11:29 AM

thanx so much for being a friend of the only Natasha Henstridge fan page, your a great, funny, beautiful actress.....see ya around...my friend...Natasha Henstridge 02
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Jul 1 2008 11:50 PM

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Jun 28 2008 2:46 PM

Hey Alex!! I just saw that video that the Seth Macfarlane fan page posted cuz it's on autoplay...Ha! Ahh you look so freakin hot!! And yes, you and Lois are both the hottest women on TV!
Hope you're having fun being pregnant with little Fishel. Yes, I gave it a yiddish name. It means Fish. XD


I love you hottie!!!

xox

PS.
I noticed Lois' voice changed too!!
Frankie





Jun 25 2008 11:02 PM

No
Apples
:(
Kel MacFarlane





Jun 23 2008 2:39 PM

Hey Sweetface,

How are youd dong. I got my computer working. Damn PC's Suck ass. however My sound card is messed up. but I'm kinda back.. I I find more pictures and video from the Freaking Sweet Thingy...
It's nice in West Va today I hope you are doing swell Keep in touch... You are to sweet and funny I look up to you...

Love
Kelly
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Jun 23 2008 12:52 AM


i saw this and i lovd it

and i wanted to show u this if u havnt seen it

u crack me u, lov ya
Miss Swan





Jun 20 2008 10:51 AM

yeah, okay!
Jazzy.Myst.Jazz





Jun 18 2008 10:20 PM

hey, ok so I remember asking you before what "killing the angels in the house..." was and you told me the rest of the quote-on my other myspace that I don't have anymore-and I was really fascinated by it, and now I can't remember it.
This is gonna bug me.
GRRR.
Jazzy.Myst.Jazz





Jun 18 2008 10:09 PM

hah, you graduated the year I was born.
Jazzy.Myst.Jazz





Jun 18 2008 10:08 PM

Drop dead gorgeous in a down-to-earth bombshell sort of way is the perfect way t describe you, ooh plus funny!
The only thing is, I don't really know what a bombshell is, at all.
Do you?
Tell me, I need to know!
elizabeth g. lewis





Jun 14 2008 10:29 PM

you are still such a sex goddess! yay alex rules!!!!
~*YoUr HiGhNeSs*~





Jun 14 2008 5:10 PM

wow i actually caught you online!! So did you ever see my video of my family guy collection??! Its alot bigger now!! But mann...you and Seth are like my heroes mannn for reals! Im glad yall were born cuz then i would never be able to watch family guy! LOVE YOU SEXXXY!!!!
WTF...Wheres Dash?





Jun 14 2008 5:02 PM

U kick asz.
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Jun 13 2008 9:25 PM

Hello Alex,
I just thought I'd stop by to say hello and I hope you are doing well. Hugs. Anywho I find this video on youtube I thought the fans may like it. I know I did. and I'm a fan too.. :) Okay Yes I'm a nerd, but it's good thing.
Enjoy,
Kelly
joseph





Jun 13 2008 5:28 PM

ALEX you were always my favorite on mad happy 4th of july
☠~U~ARE~SICK~!!!~☠





Jun 13 2008 6:27 AM

Happy Friday the 13th! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD
b.





Jun 12 2008 10:17 AM

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Jun 11 2008 12:53 PM

That's exciting Jackson's movie "For Christ's Sake" is playing in Seattle this Saturday (6/14)!

June 14th @ 8:00pm.
The Jewel Box Theatre
2322 Second Avenue (in Belltown)
Seattle, WA
Tickets ($8.50)
http://stiff. bside. com/2008/schedule

Best of luck to the Husband!! =]
Maybe see you there.....?
Mike/R.I.P..........Charlie!!!





Jun 11 2008 10:18 AM

HOPE ALL IS WELL ALEX......LOVE YA ....KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK....