MONKEY

www.myspace.com/vampiric_monkey
  • MONKEY

  • 24 / Female
  • Nottingham, Midlands, UK
  • Last Login: 12/17/2009

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Interests

  • General

    monkeys
    cheese
    purple
    webdesign
    modelling
    music
    movies
    buffy
    reading
    piercings
    funky hair
  • Music

    Couldn't ever say every band I love just look here. Here are just some current favourites, or stuff I'm currently listening to lots. No particular order.

    nine inch nails
    human waste project
    alanis morissette
    atari teenage riot
    mindless self indulgence
    portishead
    theStart
    my ruin
    third eye blind
    capdown
    hole
    l7
    no comply
    howard's alias
    guano apes
    hanin elias
    rage against the machine
    jack off jill
    queen adreena
    garbage
    farse
    a perfect circle
    sublime
    lolita storm
    idlewild
    the pixies
    death in vegas
    curve
    captain everything
    vast
    four star mary
    skunk anansie
    incubus
    therapy?
    addict
  • Movies

    Batman Returns
    Idle Hands
    Knockaround Guys
    Willow
    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
    Shaun of the Dead
    Dogma
    Mallrats
    Clerks
    The Silence of the Lambs

    And many many more
  • Television

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    Angel
    Family Guy
    Futurama
    South Park
    Green Wing
    Scrubs
    Drawn Together
    Robot Chicken
    Heroes
    Weeds
    Lost
    Desperate Housewives
    Bucky O'Hare
  • Books

    Red Dragon
    - by Thomas Harris
    The Silence of the Lambs
    - by Thomas Harris
    Hannibal
    - by Thomas Harris
    Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
    - by Douglas Adams
    Exquisite Corpse
    - by Poppy Z Brite
    Contact
    - by Carl Sagan
  • Heroes

    Wolverine and Buffy
  • Websites

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Letchworth, Hertfordshire
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 5' 6" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Web Developer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Networking

Companies

  • Apocalypse Girls

    • Nottingham, UK
    • Partner/WebMonkey/Model
    June 2006 - Present
  • Skylight Media

    • Nottingham, UK
    • Web Developer
    June 2005 - Present
  • Cymbiant Hosting

    • Nottingham, UK
    • Partner
    June 2006 - Present
  • Monkey Perch Studios

    • Nottingham, UK
    • Director
    Always

Blurbs

About me:




Modelling:
I got into the alternative modelling scene about 2 years ago because of our project Apocalypse Girls. Since then I have managed to do a lot of shoots. A lot can be seen in my photos here, but my full portfolio can be found at MonkeyWench.co.uk. Please feel free to contact me if you would like to work with me.

Work:
I'm a webdeveloper for a local small company Skylight Media. If you need a website mention my name (Claire) and I can get commission for referring you :) If you need a cheap website tho, I also do freelance stuff, my portfolio is called Monkey Perch Studios. If you are also looking for a web hosting company run by real people rather than a faceless call centre then contact me in regards to Cymbiant Hosting.

Promotion:
I am part of the team who run Apocalypse Girls. We like pretty ladies, and this is our celebration of them. Please support us. Buy a tshirt :)

I help promote the Nottingham based night: Nightmare. Come along!

I currently do the website for the NTU RockSoc and in the past have organised, promoted, worked at and dj'd for their rock night Assault.

Piercings:
I like piercings too. I have four in one lobe with a scaffolding, and seven in the other which will grow at some point. I have 5 lip piercings, and my tongue, I have 2 of the 3 I want. And I have both my nipples done. And my nape, which is a surface piercing in the back of my neck. I have lots more planned. I generally go to Access All Areas to get my peircing done.

Funky Hair:
I love doing things with hair. Check it out: Hairy Monkey. I've been into dreads for a long time and can make and install them quite quickly. I'm just getting into dread wigs. I've also done a lot of braiding, dying and shaving. I can make a good mohawk :)

Want to befriend me?
If you don't have something of use to me I will probably deny you. Almost everyone in my friends list I know in person, and if not they are someone I'd like to work with, or are beneficial to my networking.

And bands, message me if you want me to hear your stuff, but I will not add you. If I started added bands I would have 1000's in my friends list and I don't want that. The only bands I have in there are ones where I actually know members in real life.

Who I'd like to meet:

Photographers, Models, Graphic Designers, People who need Websites.

I am not here for dating or casual sex. Please don't message me just because you want to bed me. I will ignore you.

And these people, because they are cool:


Apocalypse Girls

Monkey Perch Studios Design and Web Development

Cymbiant Web and Internet Hosting

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  • Dec 16 2009 3:43 AM

    ooh not too sure, but if you're gonna sex me then i best make it soon :D
    there's a christmas pressie on its way to you soon...don't get excited though, it's just something i spotted and it made me think of you (as everything purple does these days!)
    hopefully see you in january some time if you don't mind me invading your space again?
    ARH it's nearly christmas!!
    (i'm a christmassy person) hooray!!
    xxxx
  • Dec 11 2009 8:40 PM

    Hey there
    We just wanted to stop by to wish you a great weekend!
    Swing over when you can & check out the new website
    Look forward to seeing you there :) 

    Now Featuring Bands, Events & Contests
  • Dec 5 2009 2:00 PM

    Hey, Howa you today?

    nice profile btw
    fancy a chat were bored and will talk about anything

    also preorder a wingedglory sweater now for 10% off
    and a further 10 percent along with the clown terror tee

    so let us know how your doing
    cheers josh.kdc
  • Nov 27 2009 4:37 PM

    Hey there
    We Just wanted to stop by your page to wish you a great weekend!
    We also invite you to swing over & check out the new website.

    www.ExileAsylum.net
    Look forward to seeing you there :)
  • Nov 21 2009 4:42 PM

    Hi + hope you may be able to come along to the last Dark-Cide event of 2009



    Live from Austria, we have the amazing NACHTMAHR, with support from Uberbyte and Kommand + Kontrol, with DJ sets by Miss616 between the bands.

    It's in our fabulous new venue - 53 Degrees - the ubermodern £6million+ concert and clubbing complex that is part of the UCLAN University, Preston [Northwest England]



    The event starts at 7pm - 11pm on Sunday 29th November, and is open to ages 16+

    Hope you may be able to come along



    For more info, please visit www.dark-cide.com

    Facebook Event Link

    Our next event for 2010 is Jan 30th, also in the wonderful 53 Degrees xx
  • Nov 16 2009 4:27 AM

    THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT.

    www.DysfunctionalDoll.Net

    CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR GREAT WOMENS & MENS GOTHIC CLOTHING, ALCHEMY GOTHIC JEWELRY, MANIC PANIC MAKE-UP, DEMONIA BAGS & MUCH MORE!

    WE SHIP WORLDWIDE!

    OR CHECK OUT ONE OF OUR EBAY STORES!

    http://stores.shop.ebay.com/Dysfunctional-Doll-Clothing

    OR

    http://stores.shop.ebay.com/Reflecting-Rain-Clothing

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    THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!
  • Nov 15 2009 7:14 PM

    I want to sex you up long time

    ;)

    ...
    ...
    ...hello!


    xxx
  • Nov 10 2009 1:20 PM

    Hi =)

    Thanks for the add.

    How are you?

    xx
  • Oct 7 2009 4:49 PM

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  • Sep 29 2009 7:25 PM

    Hiiya!
    Thanks for accepting the add. How are you?

    xoxo
  • Sep 12 2009 2:11 PM

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    Well, it's that time of year....The Chaos team, fresh from their relaxing summer hols are pleased to announce their imminent return, revitalized and ready to cause Chaos once more....

    Our resident Dj's Akasi and Davian will be dishing out an eclectic mix of Ebm, dark dance and metal mayhem...There may even be a little punk thrown in for good measure.

    This month we have the irrepressible Mr Gadge Europa along as our speacial guest DJ...Nuff said...

    So if you want a bit of Chaos in your life get yourself down to Bunkers Hill on 3rd Oct and let the fun commence.....

    9-2am
    £3 B4 10.30, £4 after
    Students £3 all night

    Hope to see you there
    Chaos!!
  • Jul 21 2009 9:57 PM

    hi chick hows it goin?? i luv yr moi:) iv always wanted moi but dont av the piatens wiv it lol..xx
  • Jul 18 2009 11:22 AM


  • Apr 11 2009 8:48 AM

    Have a great weekend!
    Darkest Wishes,
    Gore Couture

  • Apr 9 2009 4:11 PM

    Happy Birthday lots of special wishes
  • Apr 9 2009 1:09 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • Apr 5 2009 4:53 PM

    hey, thx for the add :D

    how's you today? x
  • Mar 27 2009 9:49 PM

    Thanks for the add. We hope to see you soon at Departure.
    A brand new night based in Camden, London. Playing electronic music accompanied by videos/visuals. Genres include Synthpop, New Wave, Dark Wave, Industrial and EBM. Based at the Elixir bar located near Koko, between Mornington Crescent and Euston stations. Launch night Friday 10th April 2009. Free entry all night!
  • Feb 25 2009 1:31 PM

    Hiya sweet.. :]
    Thanks for accepting!!
    Hope you like our shop :]
    www. luckydeviljewellery. com

    How are youuu?

    Sam-
    LUCKY DEVIL
    xxx
  • Feb 5 2009 10:02 PM

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    Next Chaos is Saturday 7th February @ Bunkers Hill from 9pm
  • Jan 15 2009 11:01 AM

    Hello
    That size is fine, thank you for doing it have been advertising lots on myspace!
    Are you out this weekend? I can't really afford Nightmare but might be in the Angel for a bit.
    Xx
  • Jan 14 2009 4:03 PM

    Thanks for the add :)
    Supernal Alternative Clothing
  • Dec 22 2008 7:27 PM

    yeah that ice queen shot is awesome work....wish i'd taken it.
  • Dec 22 2008 6:53 PM

    thanks for the comment....I've seen your ice queen pic before on MM....sure we've spoken
  • Dec 18 2008 6:40 PM

    Hiii Thanks for the Add =) Hope to join the Apocolypse Grrls! xxx