Vance
Vance Berisford
While Lenin read a book of Marx...

Male
28 years old
KENNESAW, Georgia
United States



Last Login: 7/5/2009
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    Vance's Interests
Generalanything related to music, making mixtapes, girls, drinking long islands, airdrumming, not listening to my voice mails, coffee, socialism, writing, traveling, stealing right-wing political signs, girls, gustav klimt, anything that is vanilla-flavored, football, bad poetry, the lynndie, hating pickles and lemons, really really bad sci-fi movies, vegetarianism, pie charts
MusicShe leans forward for me to see
That the lights of her majesty
She's tempting me with a razorblade
But time is money at a penny arcade
And there's forgiving in the shadows
And the birds that are afraid of being laid
The court jester holds up a light bulb and says
all that is made is made to decay


65daysofstatic, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, Alkaline Trio, American Football, Aphex Twin, Appleseed Cast, Arcade Fire, Beirut, Ben Gibbard, Berlioz, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Bjork, Brandtson, Chopin, Circa Survive, Colour Revolt, Cursive, Damien Rice, Dave Matthews, David Vandervelde, Death Cab for Cutie, Debussy, DJ Shadow, Editors, Elgar, Elliott Smith, Failure, Fairweather, Far, Get Up Kids, Girl Talk, Gospel, Guillemots, Hayden, Hum, Iron & Wine, Jealous Sound, Jeff Buckley, Kind of Like Spitting, Liszt, Mates of State, Mars Volta, mewithoutyou, Microphones, Mineral, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, onelinedrawing, On, Okkervil River, Owen, Pedro the Lion, Penfold, Pixies, Postal Service, Portugal. The Man, Radiohead, Rainer Maria, Rufus Wainwright, Smashing Pumpkins, Smiths, Sufjan Stevens, Sunny Day Real Estate, Ted Leo + Pharmacists, Thermals, Tori Amos, Twilight Sad, Underoath, Venetian Snares, Voxtrot, Weakerthans, What Made Milwaukee Famous, Wilco

Last week I listened to these fellas:


Stalk my mp3s at Last.fm.
MoviesFight Club, The Big Lebowski, Being John Malkovich, Star Wars, Adaptation, Raptor Island, A Christmas Story, Bowling for Columbine, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, High Fidelity, Fast Food Nation.
Television
Wake up America.
Books"Infinite Jest" - David Foster Wallace, "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" - James Joyce, "At Swim-two-birds" - Flann O'Brien, "Lolita" - Vladmir Nabokov, "Slaughterhouse Five" - Kurt Vonnegut, "Satanic Verses" - Salman Rushdie, "Skinny Legs and All" - Tom Robbins, "Of Human Bondage" - W. Somerset Maugham, "How the Universe Got Its Spots" - Jenna Levin, "Germinal" - Emile Zola, "Geek Love" - Katherine Dunn, "One Market Under God" - Thomas Frank, anything by Noam Chomsky, "Rogue State" - Howard Blum, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" - Ernest Hemingway, "Look Homeward, Angel" - Thomas Wolfe. "Crying of Lot 49" - Thomas Pynchon. "The Snow Leopard" - Peter Matthiessen. "Under the Volcano" - Malcolm Lowry.


     Vance's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Acworth, Ga
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   Vance's Schools
Georgia Institute Of Technology-Main Campus
Atlanta,Georgia
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Minor: International Affairs
 

2000 to 2004
North Cobb High School
Kennesaw,Georgia
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1999



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   Vance's Blurbs
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I'm 27 and live in Kennesaw, Ga. I work at a small business IT/consulting/VAR called Center Stage as a computer programmer. I have a son named Elliott who was born in June 05 (his myspace is here). He is named after Elliott Smith.

I hate lemons and pickles. I like jokes about pirates and zombies. I graduated from Ga Tech in May 04. I wish I could live without sleeping. I like music. And books. And sentence fragments.

I'm a big fan of lists (like this, this, these, this, and maybe this).

I have a livejournal, but I don't update it as much as I used to. But friends are always good to have, so let me know if you have one too.

I used to have an alien pinata named Owen (named after this Owen), but he had to be put down when his toilet-paper-roll-arm broke off. He had some strange fetish for Greek busts.

I like to travel.

My on-line photo album is here (and some newer stuff here). There are pictures of me, my son, friends, family, travel pictures, etc. but from my hit counter, it looks like 90% of the traffic on my photo album is for this picture which apparently comes up on one of the seach engines when you search for "lapdance". [EDIT: Actually, it seems like my lap dance picture has fallen off the search engines and my web traffic dropped 90%. Oh, well. It was fun while it lasted]

I sometimes post random web kitsch on Wigs by G's as SexxyJesus.
Who I'd like to meet:
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   Vance's Friend Space (Top 11)
Vance has 115 friends.
 Abbie 


 Elliott 


 Jennifer 


 ashley. 


 THE Lee Martin 


 Jess 


 Trixie 


 Shannon Davis 


 Whyticia(aka Whitey) 


 ABSINTHE = NEGATORY 


 Barack Obama 





Vance's Friends Comments
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South City Riot





Jun 9 2009 12:35 PM

What's up Vance?!
lainie





May 7 2009 8:25 PM

I don't know why, but this is hilarious to me...
fail owned pwned pictures
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lainie





Apr 13 2009 10:01 PM

OMG no I haven't heard about that....but LOL! Cheap Trick...eh.
Hanson? WTF???
I've never heard of Billy Corgan linked with anyone really. He is not an attractive guy, but he's an alternarock icon so it didn't matter. But fucking TILA TEQUILA? I mean, why not just hook up with Paris Hilton. He just never struck me as a guy who would date skanks. I guess he never struck me as a guy who would date anyone- seemed sorta asexual.
lainie





Apr 13 2009 7:13 PM

I just heard something disturbing, I had to share. Billy Corgan is dating Tila Tequila. No i'm not kidding.
WTF?!
lainie





Apr 9 2009 2:52 PM

barack obama and kal penn
lainie





Apr 2 2009 4:56 PM

hahaha
fail owned pwned pictures
Robbyn





Mar 23 2009 8:14 PM

Are you in Cairo, Ga???
lainie





Mar 19 2009 12:03 AM

I wish I was this clever...love it!
fail owned pwned pictures
see more pwn and owned pictures
lainie





Feb 24 2009 2:36 PM

Happy Mardi Gras!
Photobucket
Trixie





Feb 13 2009 8:40 PM

Thanks for the birthday wish! The cake looks yummy... but I'm not quite 40 punk!
Sonz Halloween // Looking for a new home!!





Feb 5 2009 12:50 AM



Thank you for attending my Halloween Party.
The Sonz now need you at their FREE show at Lenny’s Bar in 2 weeks. This is our first show “out” in some time, and the set they’re concocting is seriously ridiculous. Tell your friends, pay it forward. Don’t be an old man.


Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Doors at 9:00
zero dollaz


http://www. sonzofacworth. net
http://www. myspace. com/sonzofacworth
lainie





Feb 4 2009 6:24 PM

This is awesome.

Barack Obama Joe Biden
lainie





Jan 30 2009 7:05 PM

Haha, I didn't know they had a sense of humor over there!?
lainie





Jan 22 2009 9:10 PM

Obama pictures and McCain pictures
gregoryallen.





Nov 20 2008 9:09 PM

lainie





Nov 13 2008 2:14 PM

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
Abbie





Nov 13 2008 12:58 PM

I agree!!
BEBE





Nov 10 2008 11:56 PM

No- I lose my phone about once every 6 months- I really need to pay the extra 5 bucks to have them store all of my numbers. Dag.
Abbie





Nov 10 2008 8:15 PM

Hey...being the caboose of the boof train is usually the highlight of my evening. Why don't you just keep your Picasa updated and not hassle me? I think that is the better idea.
BEBE





Nov 10 2008 6:52 PM

not much....Still haven't moved home, but i think I will be coming back for good somewhere between December 5th-12th. You wanna hang?

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BEBE





Nov 10 2008 1:17 AM

Hey darlin!!
Abbie





Nov 9 2008 3:02 PM

you need to post those halloween pics...
lainie





Nov 7 2008 6:55 PM

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures
lainie





Oct 24 2008 3:11 PM

Senator McCain, austin powers, mike myers Dr. Evil
iRiSh MiKe





Oct 16 2008 5:15 AM

FAR is back together!!!! I thought this day would never come!!! Let me say that again FAR IS BACK TOGETHER!!!!
www. thebandfar. com
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