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Van Pimpenstein
Rock / Comedy / Folk Rock

Rock'n you so hard you'll poop your pants.



Ripley, Ohio
United States

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Last Login:  12/14/2009
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Member Since7/30/2004
Band Websitewww.vanpimpenstein.com
Band MembersVan Pimpenstein includes but is not limited to: the 3 stooges, 12 apostles, 4 horsemen and the entire Ohio River Valley.
InfluencesClutch, Alabama, Randy Travis, Cake, Pantera, Slayer, Hank Williams Jr. and Sr., RATM, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sevendust, Down, Hatebreed, Jewel, Snoop, Elvis, Oldies, Green Day, Drive-By Truckers, Iron Maiden, PBR, Weezer, Florida Gators, Merle Haggard, Clint Eastwood and Kenny Rogers.
Sounds LikeClutch, Randy Travis, Alabama, Drive-By Truckers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Stephen Lynch, Chevelle, Sevendust, Dixie Chicks, Tim McGraw, Pantera, Metallica, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Bruce Springsteen, Flogging Molly, NIN, Travis Tritt, Weezer, REM, U2, The Beatles, Three Doors Down, Nickleback, Kid Rock, Soulfly, Chuck Berry, Anthrax, Judas Priest, The Fray, Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Eminem, Ludacris, Tu Pac, James Taylor, Toby Keith, Brooks and Dunn, Tenacious D, Billy Joel, John Denver, Larry The Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy,
Record LabelFoxhole Records
Type of LabelUnsigned


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Van Pimpenstein was born half ninja, half deer and recently has been edited using Microsoft Paint.

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K. Jones

Kevin J.
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Dec 12 2009 10:10 PM

Good job on using your guitar to recreated the Forgot About Dre beat. 

"Me and Ray stood next to a burnt down house"... ha ha ha you're a damned mad man.
Howie DynOmite

Jason Howard



Dec 9 2009 3:43 PM



how great was this lol
Howie DynOmite

Jason Howard



Dec 9 2009 3:39 PM


remember this classic moment
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Jason Howard



Dec 8 2009 11:07 PM

hey brother next wrestling show is jan.9th come up bro its a cheap night out and its a good show and good time u will like it i know i can get alot of ppl to go everymonth if i can just get them to come to one show first man i'll send you my number i can get the tickets presale for ya for $5 man
MR. ROCKER

Joey Vasselet



Dec 8 2009 6:34 PM

well its no problem sir.. Thanks for comming out to night moves friday..
K. Jones

Kevin J.
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Dec 5 2009 3:27 AM

I still live in Bethel, but it wouldn't be no problem for me to make it to Maysville to do a show at Night Moves if they'll have us.  That's insane, I had no idea you hadn't heard from her.  I noticed she deleted her Myspace, but had a Facebook.  Then a few days later I noticed she wasn't on Facebook either.  I've emailed her once about a month or 2 ago and never heard back from her, so I assumed that it wasn't her email addy anymore.  I know you say piss on it, but that's a bummer man, that bums me out she'd do you like that, fucking goodness gracious.  Hogan clips are always good, and so are really far fetched conspiracy theories.  I watched one that said Bush invaded Iraq because thousands of years ago aliens invaded ancient Iraq and impregnated them, and their offspring are still there so we invaded to kill off the alien/human hybrids.
K. Jones

Kevin J.
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Dec 5 2009 2:50 AM

Man...

  I had a friend who's mom was dating the owner of 19 Main.  He kept telling me they wanted to do something, but would never give me a date so I didn't know if he was dicking me around or what.  During the Tobacco Festival I went to 19 Main and talked to the owner myself.  He said he liked the sounds of putting on a show, but didn't want to commit to anything on the spot since we were both drunk.  He gave me the number of the bar and told me to call on Monday and his girlfriend would set up a date.  I called that Monday as instructed and she told me that they were shut down, that the only reason she was in there was to clean shit up.  Quite the bummer.  I tried to get something set up at the Boat Club after that cause I know they have bands and shit, but the guy who handles scheduling the entertainment would never call me back.  Again, it was a super bummer, cause I was super psyched to do a show in my hometown and with the greatest singer/songwriter of our generation.  Did Karla fall off the face of the Earth?
Howie DynOmite

Jason Howard



Dec 1 2009 7:58 PM

Howie DynOmite

Jason Howard



Dec 1 2009 7:55 PM

Jack

Jack King



Nov 28 2009 1:52 AM

hi Van Pimpenstein,how are you doing ?
just wanted to drop by and say hello,
hope you have a nice day
Marco

Marco



Nov 3 2009 8:50 PM

List, is that a Meth lab behind you in the "Before Elizabeth Died" video???? Have to fund the Revolution some how I guess.


Kevin -The Seeker-

Kevin Parsons



Oct 30 2009 2:07 AM

Ha, I think you will like this


Howie DynOmite

Jason Howard



Oct 20 2009 4:42 AM

hey man hope i didn't offend you or anything bout the wrestling music, i been doin so much thinking bout names and music and shit like that but first i got to find out how much it is and stuff if u can that guy u know u was telling me bout see if u can get us hooked up to talk maybe i could look into where he is if i can't do it in west union, man i jus dunno what i want if i get to do this if u got any ideas for music man id be more than glad to check them out i'll leave that up to u if u wanna do it or not im sure u can come up with good wrestling music
Satisfaction is the death of desire!

Chris Miller



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Kevin Jones

Kevin Jones



Oct 7 2009 9:32 PM

Yeah, if a person didn't know wrestling was fake before that... seeing fuckin' ROBOCOP come and chase off the 4 Horsemen might convince them.
Kevin Jones

Kevin Jones



Oct 7 2009 7:32 AM


Noelle Rose

Noelle Rose



Aug 24 2009 11:03 PM

Collin and i were at the Scout class last week and were missing your arnold voice.  Please come play The Comet soon!
K. Jones

Kevin J.
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Aug 16 2009 9:56 PM

"Come on Down" is an instant classic
Kevin Jones

Kevin Jones



Aug 15 2009 7:18 AM

Where are all the songs?
RIOTHEAD

RIOTHEAD



Aug 11 2009 5:52 PM

Ripley Recording Co. $50 Per Song

Jordan G.



Jul 20 2009 3:09 AM

hey man, just wanted to wish you a happy belated birthday.
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Jason Howard



Jul 19 2009 2:27 AM

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USUAL SUSPECT

Carl Alexander



Jul 18 2009 6:29 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEPRECHAUN WARRIOR FROM ONE TO ANOTHER
K. Jones

Kevin J.
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Jul 17 2009 10:09 PM

Happy Birthday brother
Aimee

Aimee Germann



Jul 11 2009 4:22 PM

So my new fave song is the don't use coke and play the banjo or you'll be burned alive song. YOU'RE A GENIUS!!
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